Author Topic: No Harry Potter topic? (Read 14512 times)

B E C K · « **Reply #30 on:** Sep 22, 2008, 01:57:32 PM »

Rama · « **Reply #31 on:** Sep 22, 2008, 03:21:14 PM »

Man stage shows with naked people and horses just ain't what they use to be.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #32 on:** Sep 23, 2008, 01:12:39 PM »

My nephew looks waaaaay too much like Daniel Radcliffe. Too creepy for me - I'd have to leave during the naughty bit scenes.

B E C K · « **Reply #33 on:** Sep 24, 2008, 09:00:07 AM »

I didn't know Uncle Vernon also starred in Equus. Doesn't he ever get tired of naked boys?

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #34 on:** Oct 02, 2008, 09:43:13 PM »

Hmm I wonder if he's circumsized... I couldn't see it that clearly from the pics. I hope he is, ihate uncircumsized dicks they are so ugly

B E C K · « **Reply #35 on:** Oct 03, 2008, 06:16:14 PM »

Does it matter? I mean, if he is, that does mean you'll give him some or what?

Rama · « **Reply #36 on:** Oct 04, 2008, 09:41:04 PM »

Accents will be a flying.

IDE · « **Reply #37 on:** Oct 05, 2008, 07:33:07 PM »

I'm circumcised if that qualifies me for something then I want my due and proper.

Derrick · « **Reply #38 on:** Oct 05, 2008, 08:23:02 PM »

You dont want it.

I'm cut, by happenstance. They do look better, though.

Rama · « **Reply #39 on:** Oct 05, 2008, 11:50:40 PM »

I've also had my tip nipped....to make it look bigger.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #40 on:** Oct 14, 2008, 11:07:35 AM »

prince albert??
Not only are uncircumsized dicks ugly looking but I've also heard that lots of guys don't clean them properly x.x

Derrick · « **Reply #41 on:** Oct 14, 2008, 05:20:06 PM »

SMEGMA! DICK CHEESE! Yeah, I'm glad I am cut.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #42 on:** Oct 14, 2008, 10:05:03 PM »

smegma?

wat???

IDE · « **Reply #43 on:** Oct 15, 2008, 02:09:15 AM »

I'm not fielding this one.

Derrick · « **Reply #44 on:** Oct 15, 2008, 06:41:36 AM »

Smegma = dickcheese.

B E C K · « **Reply #45 on:** Oct 20, 2008, 04:15:11 PM »

Gross! Like Sue Johanson when she mimed rolling up her sleeve to show the guy how to clean his thing, because the dude's girlfriend said it smelled awful. And he's like "whaaaa!? orly?"

Derrick · « **Reply #46 on:** Oct 21, 2008, 07:00:53 AM »

I am very glad I am circumsized. Whenever I want a bj and the woman is up to it, BOOM. If I smelled like dickcheese, she'd run away laughing.

Rama · « **Reply #47 on:** Oct 21, 2008, 03:47:37 PM »

Yeah....agreed. Just the idea of dickcheese makes me a little grossed out. I'm glad I'll never have to worry about actually having it. Blech.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #48 on:** Oct 25, 2008, 12:45:13 PM »

Cut and loving it. Low maintenance and always ready to rock.

Incidentally, I had to x-ray a six-month old the other day who'd just been circumsized, so we couldn't do our customary technique of throwing them in the piggostat because he couldn't sit on the itty-bitty bicycle seat in the thing. I felt sorry for the kid, because even at that age you could see that he was all bow-legged from it. Luckily, he was docile enough to sit in a chair with his daddy's help.

B E C K · « **Reply #49 on:** Nov 02, 2008, 02:09:55 AM »

You should've just told him to be thankful he wasn't a little Ethiopian girl who just got circumcision.

ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #50 on:** Nov 02, 2008, 01:19:56 PM »

Or had her vagina sewn shut so that she's a guaranteed virgin on her wedding night.