Fukken saved!
They should be naming streets after me. I banged one of my teachers, there are presidents that haven't done that. I didn't do it when I was 14 like the young superstars of today but I did it, I was paving the way for the child prodigies.
There's one either in Miami or in Rhode Island, too. I don't remember where I saw it.
Remember harder! If it's here I'm going to steal it...or wait, maybe it should remain here as a testament to the city of my birth no matter how decrepit it has become...The sign will stand on a lone dark (and usually silent) street if anyone speaks spanish within 50 yards the sign glows and electrocutes them.