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Max Con Berthday Thread.
« on: Jul 15, 2008, 04:56:46 PM »
Really?  20?  No shit?   :o
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Re: Max Con Berthday Thread.
« Reply #1 on: Jul 15, 2008, 05:07:36 PM »
Happy birthday!
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Re: Max Con Berthday Thread.
« Reply #2 on: Jul 16, 2008, 02:22:57 AM »
Not only did I not have to guilt you for a belated, you did it early.

I am in awe.


Yeah, 20. Wanna fight about it?
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Re: Max Con Berthday Thread.
« Reply #3 on: Jul 16, 2008, 10:32:17 AM »
He's the youngest person here.
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Re: Max Con Berthday Thread.
« Reply #4 on: Jul 16, 2008, 12:20:58 PM »
Isn't ROUS only 8?
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Re: Max Con Berthday Thread.
« Reply #5 on: Jul 16, 2008, 02:14:09 PM »
I'm actually only 13 [insert Doug-will-molest-me-joke here].
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Re: Max Con Berthday Thread.
« Reply #6 on: Jul 16, 2008, 04:37:18 PM »
Quote from: Max Con on Jul 16, 2008, 02:22:57 AM
Not only did I not have to guilt you for a belated, you did it early.

I am in awe.


Yeah, 20. Wanna fight about it?

Ha, yeah.  I'll tell you what, you can guilt me if you want to three months from now.  You have a good shot at me not actually remembering that I posted this thread.  :b  As for the 20-part, it just makes me feel old.  :lol:  Just the other day you and E and Bitchy were all wee saplings and now you is all growed. 

Anyway, here's your cake, complete with a homo-erotic Spider-Man.  Your cake is both delicious and leaves you sexually conflicted...  Happy 3rd Birthday indeed, Alex!

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Re: Max Con Berthday Thread.
« Reply #7 on: Jul 16, 2008, 08:41:31 PM »
Sweet! Homo-erotic Spidey shoots web!


I remember coming here when I was 11.


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Re: Max Con Berthday Thread.
« Reply #8 on: Jul 17, 2008, 05:17:04 AM »
SALTY AND SWEET!!! mmmmm
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Re: Max Con Berthday Thread.
« Reply #9 on: Jul 17, 2008, 10:16:24 AM »
Quote from: ChelseySuzie on Jul 16, 2008, 02:14:09 PM
I'm actually only 13 [insert Doug-will-molest-me-joke here].

No boobs?!


Quote from: Max Con on Jul 16, 2008, 08:41:31 PM
I remember coming here when I was 11.

We're corrupting the nation's youth.....
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Re: Max Con Berthday Thread.
« Reply #10 on: Jul 17, 2008, 11:31:27 AM »
Well, honestly, who doesn't want to see a 13 year old naked?
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It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Max Con Berthday Thread.
« Reply #11 on: Jul 17, 2008, 12:11:58 PM »
Happy Birthday! 

Protip: Stop aging when you hit 22.
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Re: Max Con Berthday Thread.
« Reply #12 on: Jul 17, 2008, 04:12:20 PM »
Hehehe

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Re: Max Con Berthday Thread.
« Reply #13 on: Jul 17, 2008, 05:07:10 PM »
Quote from: Rama on Jul 16, 2008, 12:20:58 PM
Isn't ROUS only 8?

Them thar's skwerl years, youngster.  Now go fetch me a brew.
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Re: Max Con Berthday Thread.
« Reply #14 on: Jul 17, 2008, 05:19:01 PM »
Maybe that's how IDE is aging as well.
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Re: Max Con Berthday Thread.
« Reply #15 on: Jul 17, 2008, 06:15:56 PM »
I chop up lines of the finest fairy dust.
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Re: Max Con Berthday Thread.
« Reply #16 on: Jul 17, 2008, 08:48:36 PM »
fuck this, i feel so goddamn old
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Re: Max Con Berthday Thread.
« Reply #17 on: Jul 17, 2008, 10:42:27 PM »
Quote from: IDE on Jul 17, 2008, 06:15:56 PM
I chop up lines of the finest fairy dust.

I would have thought you were more of the "Letting a self potrait in the attic age for me" type.
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Re: Max Con Berthday Thread.
« Reply #18 on: Jul 17, 2008, 11:10:23 PM »
Well if you take my behavior into account it would be more along the lines of drinking the blood of young maidens.
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Re: Max Con Berthday Thread.
« Reply #19 on: Jul 17, 2008, 11:59:26 PM »
Quote from: IDE on Jul 17, 2008, 06:15:56 PM
I chop up lines of the finest fairy dust.

And where does it come from?

OH YEAH THAT'S RIGHT!

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Re: Max Con Berthday Thread.
« Reply #20 on: Jul 18, 2008, 08:15:13 AM »
When I turn 40, I want to be David Duchovny from Californication. He fuckin pwns.
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Re: Max Con Berthday Thread.
« Reply #21 on: Jul 18, 2008, 11:22:19 AM »
Quote from: Derrick on Jul 17, 2008, 11:31:27 AM
Well, honestly, who doesn't want to see a 13 year old naked?

We already have one Doug. 

Quote from: Rama on Jul 17, 2008, 10:42:27 PM
Quote from: IDE on Jul 17, 2008, 06:15:56 PM
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I would have thought you were more of the "Letting a self potrait in the attic age for me" type.

That was my thinking as well.
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Re: Max Con Berthday Thread.
« Reply #22 on: Jul 21, 2008, 03:15:45 PM »
The realization that I'll turn 30 in 3 years makes me feel old, especially considering I don't have anything higher than an Associates and don't have an awesome high paying white collar job yet.
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Re: Max Con Berthday Thread.
« Reply #23 on: Jul 21, 2008, 06:02:45 PM »
School is availible, even at 27. Go for a business degree.
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Re: Max Con Berthday Thread.
« Reply #24 on: Jul 21, 2008, 09:30:04 PM »
uh, i guess at 19 i'm still the youngest here...
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Re: Max Con Berthday Thread.
« Reply #25 on: Jul 21, 2008, 10:15:24 PM »
GET THE HELL OFF MY YARD YOU DAMN KIDS!
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Re: Max Con Berthday Thread.
« Reply #26 on: Jul 21, 2008, 10:36:23 PM »
i swear, it wasn't me who broke your window with that baseball!
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Re: Max Con Berthday Thread.
« Reply #27 on: Jul 21, 2008, 11:28:49 PM »
Quote from: Derrick on Jul 18, 2008, 08:15:13 AM
When I turn 40, I want to be David Duchovny from Californication. He fuckin pwns.
omg Mulder is soooo hot. He looks like he has a big dick.
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Re: Max Con Berthday Thread.
« Reply #28 on: Jul 22, 2008, 09:37:19 AM »
He probably does.
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Re: Max Con Berthday Thread.
« Reply #29 on: Jul 22, 2008, 10:41:17 PM »
If it's not in his ass, it's in the drawer of his nightstand.
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