Masturbating walrus dies

[The D]

Straight from the Blogsphere....

Ayveq, the walrus whose bizarre, though oddly compelling, masturbation rituals made him an international sensation at the New York Aquarium, has died. He was 14.

Though well-liked long before he discovered the habit that would make him a star, Ayveq’s frequent public self-gratification made him the Coney Island institution’s singular attraction.

And of course, video of his exploits.

Footjob
Oral

 

[Faye Valentine]

Why the fuck would you link to videos of a walrus masturbating? You are sick, Douglas, sick! this is not 4chan, wtf

[IDE]

So young...so much fapping left to do. ;_;

[Rama]

So it won't only make you go blind....

[Derrick]

...

Faye said it for me.

Ew.

[Max Con]

I'd figure shitting dicknipples would be more up 4chan's alley.

[B E C K]

Why the fuck would you link to videos of a walrus masturbating? You are sick, Douglas, sick! this is not 4chan, wtf

My guess is that he wanted to do the walrus.

[Derrick]

Was the walrus his cousin? XD

[Rama]

No....but he was underage.

[Derrick]

HOT!

[Faye Valentine]

No....but he was underage.

HAHAAH ZINNG