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"Eddie Murphy in Eddie Murphy..."*
« on: Jun 22, 2008, 11:18:12 PM »
You're telling me this didn't happen already?   *rimshot*  :D










*It's part of the tagline for his new movie "Meet Dave"

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Re: "Eddie Murphy in Eddie Murphy..."*
« Reply #1 on: Jun 23, 2008, 07:27:47 PM »
haha there are posters of that stupid movie all over the place. You know, the ones with only his face in it? and like 90% of them have the word "douchebag" written in his forehead, its hilarious

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Re: "Eddie Murphy in Eddie Murphy..."*
« Reply #2 on: Jun 23, 2008, 11:04:32 PM »
He stopped being funny a while ago....

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Re: "Eddie Murphy in Eddie Murphy..."*
« Reply #3 on: Jun 24, 2008, 01:21:48 AM »
You mean when the transsexual prostitute he was caught with was found dead less than a year later, when he knocked up Scary Spice and ran for the hills, or Pluto Nash?  Cause any of those will do.

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Re: "Eddie Murphy in Eddie Murphy..."*
« Reply #4 on: Jun 24, 2008, 08:28:17 AM »
All of the above?

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Re: "Eddie Murphy in Eddie Murphy..."*
« Reply #5 on: Jun 24, 2008, 05:38:28 PM »
This Eddie Murphy?

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Re: "Eddie Murphy in Eddie Murphy..."*
« Reply #6 on: Jun 24, 2008, 11:19:21 PM »
He stopped being funny a while ago....

I'd say right after he signed on for Beverly Hills Cop 2.

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Re: "Eddie Murphy in Eddie Murphy..."*
« Reply #7 on: Jun 25, 2008, 12:22:15 AM »
And if anyone's still in doubt, definitely after signed on for Beverly Hills Cop 4.

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Re: "Eddie Murphy in Eddie Murphy..."*
« Reply #8 on: Jun 25, 2008, 12:22:44 AM »
This Eddie Murphy?

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Re: "Eddie Murphy in Eddie Murphy..."*
« Reply #9 on: Jun 25, 2008, 03:50:08 PM »
Haunted Mansion is playing this weekend on ABC. God please make it stop!


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Oh god, I just saw the Meet Dave commercial. Not only would I never watch this movie in any lifetime, but I think this would be better suited for terrorist torture interrogation.
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Re: "Eddie Murphy in Eddie Murphy..."*
« Reply #10 on: Jun 27, 2008, 12:20:24 AM »
I forgot there was a movie of that.

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Re: "Eddie Murphy in Eddie Murphy..."*
« Reply #11 on: Jun 28, 2008, 11:09:09 AM »

Oh god, I just saw the Meet Dave commercial. Not only would I never watch this movie in any lifetime, but I think this would be better suited for terrorist torture interrogation.

If you do not talk, we will force you to watch the last 5 movies Eddy Murphy was in... and not the ones where he was a donkey!


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Re: "Eddie Murphy in Eddie Murphy..."*
« Reply #12 on: Jun 28, 2008, 11:23:48 PM »
That song is awesome.  That's one of the three things Eddie Murphy gets mad props for.

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Re: "Eddie Murphy in Eddie Murphy..."*
« Reply #13 on: Jun 29, 2008, 01:09:06 AM »
I got that on vinyl....and I kid you not there is a insturmental version as a B-Side.
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Re: "Eddie Murphy in Eddie Murphy..."*
« Reply #14 on: Jul 02, 2008, 09:41:13 AM »
I read that he's retiring after this movie and going back to stand up.
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Re: "Eddie Murphy in Eddie Murphy..."*
« Reply #15 on: Jul 02, 2008, 12:23:53 PM »
Maybe he'll rediscover his funny

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Re: "Eddie Murphy in Eddie Murphy..."*
« Reply #16 on: Jul 02, 2008, 12:49:18 PM »
In a tranny's asshole?
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
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Re: "Eddie Murphy in Eddie Murphy..."*
« Reply #17 on: Jul 02, 2008, 03:55:04 PM »
He'll "retire" only to keep coming back every five years.