Author Topic: Is it hot in here...? (Read 22575 times)

B E C K · « **Reply #30 on:** Jun 02, 2008, 09:26:04 AM »

Quote from: Rama on May 31, 2008, 12:16:13 AM

This just doesn't seem right without a DNA test and a black woman saying she is 110% sure that the 15th man she's test is the father of her child.

You've crossed into Maury Povich territory now. Jerry cares less about DNA tests and more about how much his guests will grapple on stage.

Sam · « **Reply #31 on:** Jun 02, 2008, 09:34:38 AM »

We're getting away from the wet t-shirt contest now. There's a stack of white shirts over there in the corner. Find one that fits you, then grab the next size down.

B E C K · « **Reply #32 on:** Jun 02, 2008, 09:37:57 AM »

Sam · « **Reply #33 on:** Jun 02, 2008, 04:10:46 PM »

But I already have the buckets of water ready.

Derrick · « **Reply #34 on:** Jun 02, 2008, 04:49:36 PM »

But... the video rights?

Rama · « **Reply #35 on:** Jun 02, 2008, 05:13:11 PM »

HA HA! Denied!

Quote from: B E C K on Jun 02, 2008, 09:26:04 AM

Quote from: Rama on May 31, 2008, 12:16:13 AM
This just doesn't seem right without a DNA test and a black woman saying she is 110% sure that the 15th man she's test is the father of her child.

You've crossed into Maury Povich territory now. Jerry cares less about DNA tests and more about how much his guests will grapple on stage.

I know..but I always love those episodes.

ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #36 on:** Jun 02, 2008, 10:08:45 PM »

My favorites are the Out of Control Teens.

Rama · « **Reply #37 on:** Jun 03, 2008, 05:24:07 PM »

I miss when Jenny Jones would send them to Boot Camp. Hell I miss Jenny Jones period.

B E C K · « **Reply #38 on:** Jun 03, 2008, 09:52:46 PM »

Yep, those were the days. "Hot Twins" episodes and getting the occasional guests killed. I used to watch Ricki Lake, too.

Rama · « **Reply #39 on:** Jun 03, 2008, 10:55:11 PM »

Can't say I ever had the pleasure of Ricki Lake.

B E C K · « **Reply #40 on:** Jun 04, 2008, 11:41:09 AM »

Oh well, you'll always have the old Hairspray.

Rama · « **Reply #41 on:** Jun 04, 2008, 02:16:37 PM »

That's true.

B E C K · « **Reply #42 on:** Jun 06, 2008, 09:46:36 PM »

Maury Povich yesterday was "DNA Drama!" I wonder how they come up with new titles everyday for what amounts to the same show.

Rama · « **Reply #43 on:** Jun 06, 2008, 10:09:25 PM »

Maybe someone came up with a program that takes key words and arranges them into titles.

ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #44 on:** Jun 06, 2008, 10:49:55 PM »

I saw a clip of a Jerry Spring show where the girl was screaming at some guy about how he wouldn't take a DNA test and prove his sobriety. The guy goes, "A DNA test? Do you even know what that means?" and the girl goes, "Yea! Drugs N Alcohol test!" Classic!

Rama · « **Reply #45 on:** Jun 06, 2008, 11:08:23 PM »

I love the one where they DNA tested identical Twin brothers to see who the dad was....and the woman was like shocked they had the same exact DNA.

IDE · « **Reply #46 on:** Jun 07, 2008, 12:53:27 AM »

If I could be Kalabos in the titans remake I could die happy.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #47 on:** Jun 07, 2008, 07:13:43 AM »

Quote from: B E C K on Jun 06, 2008, 09:46:36 PM

Maury Povich yesterday was "DNA Drama!" I wonder how they come up with new titles everyday for what amounts to the same show.

Hmmm Maury Povich....

B E C K · « **Reply #48 on:** Jun 08, 2008, 12:36:58 AM »

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Rama · « **Reply #49 on:** Jun 08, 2008, 12:50:18 AM »

So you wanna be his Connie Chung, huh Faye?

B E C K · « **Reply #50 on:** Jun 08, 2008, 11:21:54 PM »

She wants to Connie his Chung.

Rama · « **Reply #51 on:** Jun 09, 2008, 12:13:29 AM »

HA HA! Zing!

The D · « **Reply #52 on:** Jun 11, 2008, 06:35:14 PM »

Back on the original topic, last week was boiling hot. 90s and humid. Almost suffered heat stroke. And then we had mild storms come through on Friday and Saturday night. I was delivering pizza through those storms, and watching lightning strike all around me.

Sunday I was doing maintence on my car when I heard about a Tornado warning in the county north of mine (cloud rotation but no funnel), and then had to scurry for cover as the storm hit us. The winds were so strong the trees were almost bending completely over. We missed the worst of it but some places had hail, damaged houses, downed trees and poles.

How's your weather?

Rama · « **Reply #53 on:** Jun 12, 2008, 12:13:14 AM »

Finally stopped raining. We had T-storm every night for almost 2 weeks here. Thanks for all that hot humid air Texas!

*Flips Texas the bird*

Bitch · « **Reply #54 on:** Jun 12, 2008, 01:36:05 AM »

Hot, humid, windy, and stormy. It got to 95 today and the wind's been bending trees. We made kielbasa and cr0n on the grill today and it almost got blown over a couple times.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #55 on:** Jun 14, 2008, 12:58:34 PM »

Quote from: Rama on Jun 08, 2008, 12:50:18 AM

So you wanna be his Connie Chung, huh Faye?

fuck that shit. I don't know why white guys are so into asians, IMO latin girls are hotter. Anyways, I would do him in a second, as long as 1) he's circumsized, and 2) i don't have to look at his wrinkly butt.

Weather here is just peerrrfect, getting ready to go out for a little tanning session at Rittenhouse Square (our version of the Central Park, x400 smaller)

Sam · « **Reply #56 on:** Jun 17, 2008, 10:19:13 AM »

(Yeah, I think that just about sums it up)

IDE · « **Reply #57 on:** Jun 17, 2008, 01:46:08 PM »

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ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #58 on:** Jun 17, 2008, 02:33:49 PM »

After this weekend in Tennessee, the weather is perfect in Iowa. I can wear jeans!

B E C K · « **Reply #59 on:** Jun 17, 2008, 11:33:22 PM »

....made out of cr0n.