Author Topic: Yet another piercing?? (Read 7667 times)

Faye Valentine · « **on:** Mar 27, 2008, 05:48:12 PM »

Guys, I'm SUPER bored. And when Faye is super bored with her life, Faye gets a tattoo or a piercing. Suggestions?

Derrick · « **Reply #1 on:** Mar 27, 2008, 06:43:49 PM »

Tatoo. Might I suggest 'Cum Dumpster' below your belly button.

IDE · « **Reply #2 on:** Mar 28, 2008, 07:10:25 AM »

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Bitey the Snail · « **Reply #3 on:** Mar 28, 2008, 10:42:39 AM »

lol ftw

ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #4 on:** Mar 28, 2008, 12:57:35 PM »

I want to get one of the blocks from Mario Bros with the question mark on it tattooed on my back or something.

Sam · « **Reply #5 on:** Mar 28, 2008, 01:12:12 PM »

Quote from: IDE on Mar 28, 2008, 07:10:25 AM

I'm not misreading things, am I? You are supposed to aim semen at the ducks, right?

IDE · « **Reply #6 on:** Mar 28, 2008, 01:19:24 PM »

And this time you can shoot the dog as well.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #7 on:** Mar 28, 2008, 01:32:53 PM »

I suggest that if you pierce, don't fly.

http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/front/5654702.html

IDE · « **Reply #8 on:** Mar 28, 2008, 01:36:33 PM »

The current top comment there (that the 911 jackers were disguised as flight personel) makes me want to register just to call that guy a dumb redneck.

Also I want to thank the TSA for removing that woman's nipple ring. The idea of her pierced nipple disgusts me. They've done us all a service.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #9 on:** Mar 28, 2008, 01:57:10 PM »

She's done a lot of hard mileage if she's 37.

IDE · « **Reply #10 on:** Mar 28, 2008, 01:59:41 PM »

There should be a device that vaporizes all body jewelry on anyone over 35 when they try to board a plane.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #11 on:** Mar 28, 2008, 03:12:17 PM »

Ain't no bugs on me! One hole per earlobe doesn't count.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #12 on:** Mar 28, 2008, 04:48:27 PM »

Quote from: Bernie AKA on Mar 28, 2008, 01:32:53 PM

I suggest that if you pierce, don't fly.

http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/front/5654702.html

I wonder what kind of metal were the ring and the barbell in her nips? I've never had any problem with any of my piercings before!

IDE · « **Reply #13 on:** Mar 28, 2008, 04:52:18 PM »

My tongue ring never set of the detector either.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #14 on:** Mar 28, 2008, 04:58:46 PM »

I didn't know you have one too.

Anyways, I'm DYING to get a tattoo but I'm running out of cool places to put them that i can actually cover up. And I'm not getting a tattoo on my boob!

IDE · « **Reply #15 on:** Mar 28, 2008, 05:02:15 PM »

Yep

and good call on the boob tatt. They're like holding up a sign that says you have Hep-C.

Derrick · « **Reply #16 on:** Mar 28, 2008, 05:17:44 PM »

You could try doing something fufulling with your life...

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #17 on:** Mar 29, 2008, 12:23:47 AM »

I don't like piercings on anyone but women, and then only one per ear. Tattoos only make those who have them look scummy. Show some respect your bodies...don't treat them like dartboards or billboards.

IDE · « **Reply #18 on:** Mar 29, 2008, 12:09:10 PM »

A proper tattoo can instill fear into the hearts of your enemies. Although in this shitty day and age they'll probably shoot you before they get to see it. Still your bar room enemies will be intimidated, and while those are my favorite type of enemy I still don't have a tattoo.

However the tongue ring proved an invaluable artifact for my constantly playing with it in class was what drove my college instructor over the edge and made her make a move on me. There are presidents of the united states and other great men that have never experienced the sublime pleasure of sleeping with their teacher. In that respect I have 1up'd these kings and rulers.

B E C K · « **Reply #19 on:** Mar 30, 2008, 12:59:02 AM »

Quote from: Bernie AKA on Mar 28, 2008, 01:57:10 PM

She's done a lot of hard mileage if she's 37.

Good lord, I was half-expecting her to teach Swayze how to move objects in the subway. Shit! 37!?

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #20 on:** Mar 30, 2008, 09:07:50 AM »

Ooo I'm taking all my piercings out when I turn 30.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #21 on:** Mar 31, 2008, 01:57:03 PM »

Like shaved heads, I think piercings depend on the guy. They're definitely one of the things of youth that should be surrendered gracefully - Daniel Day-Lewis & Harrison Ford, are you listening?

B E C K · « **Reply #22 on:** Mar 31, 2008, 08:37:17 PM »

I agree. I think other old guys can pull off the earring. It just looks stupid on Harrison Ford.

Derrick · « **Reply #23 on:** Mar 31, 2008, 09:55:38 PM »

What about gay Professors? Mine has 2 earrings.

ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #24 on:** Mar 31, 2008, 11:49:33 PM »

Gay people can pull off anything, really.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #25 on:** Apr 01, 2008, 09:38:24 AM »

Read "Gay people can pull on anything"

Derrick · « **Reply #26 on:** Apr 01, 2008, 01:56:58 PM »

HAHA! Euphamisms.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #27 on:** Apr 01, 2008, 10:32:15 PM »

This guy I used to date used to wear earrings in both ears. I think that's way too gay for my taste. One is OK but not THAT ok. Just """"ok"""". but two, come on.

B E C K · « **Reply #28 on:** Apr 05, 2008, 12:21:06 AM »

Two on a dude's kinda gay to me, also. Even one is kinda odd. Maybe if the one or two are higher up on the ear but two directly on the lobes hanging down like Grandma's? That doesn't sit right with me.