Author Topic: I jinxed it (Read 19247 times)

Sam · « **Reply #30 on:** Apr 01, 2008, 03:18:46 PM »

Aw fuck, I don't care about Dragonball, but Ernie Hudson is the man. I may have to see it.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #31 on:** Apr 01, 2008, 03:37:53 PM »

He'll have to borrow Eddie Murphy's Nutty Professor suit to play Mr. Popo.

B E C K · « **Reply #32 on:** Apr 01, 2008, 08:40:56 PM »

Here's hoping they don't overdo the tits. I wonder if he'll do a Mr. Popo voice. I'm also a bit disturbed that they call him an "altar boy".

Rama · « **Reply #33 on:** Apr 01, 2008, 11:30:05 PM »

Quote from: Derrick on Mar 11, 2008, 09:07:54 AM

They won't if it bombs.

Bloodrayne got a sequel.

That has also made me doubt the existence of God. Any Divine Being with any mercy wouldn't have let the first one be made, let alone let it get a part 2.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #34 on:** Apr 03, 2008, 10:45:17 PM »

I want to know who is going to play Vegeta, damnit

B E C K · « **Reply #35 on:** Apr 05, 2008, 12:47:38 AM »

Quote from: Rama on Apr 01, 2008, 11:30:05 PM

Quote from: Derrick on Mar 11, 2008, 09:07:54 AM
They won't if it bombs.

Bloodrayne got a sequel.

That has also made me doubt the existence of God. Any Divine Being with any mercy wouldn't have let the first one be made, let alone let it get a part 2.

I tried watching the first one, I really did. Ugh. They should've just made it a pr0n.

Rama · « **Reply #36 on:** Apr 06, 2008, 01:41:26 AM »

I made it all the way through, but my ablity to stomach really bad movies is the only thing that kept me from shoving a pencil through both of my eyes. I consider it the worst movie ever made. Even worse then Hobgoblins.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #37 on:** Apr 06, 2008, 02:18:24 AM »

Mortal Kombat: Annihilation is the worst movie ever made. If you don't believe me, re-watch it.

Derrick · « **Reply #38 on:** Apr 06, 2008, 03:03:05 AM »

Oh it is, I agree. The first one had shitty graphics and stuff, but it worked. The film itself was kind of a joke, but there was so much win in it, it just negated the shitty reptile cg. Anihilation was loaded with fail, and Dexter's dad made a shitty raiden. Not to mention all of the Jax=nigra "OH YEAH!" and "DAMN SUCKA!".

Needed more lesbian oil fights.

Rama · « **Reply #39 on:** Apr 06, 2008, 11:47:41 PM »

Quote from: Extra Zero on Apr 06, 2008, 02:18:24 AM

Mortal Kombat: Annihilation is the worst movie ever made. If you don't believe me, re-watch it.

I just saw it last week, and I still stand by my statement that Bloodrayne was worse.

B E C K · « **Reply #40 on:** Apr 07, 2008, 01:02:18 AM »

Batman and Robin.

Derrick · « **Reply #41 on:** Apr 07, 2008, 05:12:08 AM »

Gay superheroes cannot be trump by just a complete lack of story and overall artistic vision. It's like 14 fanfic authors wrote ahiliation, and the special effects were farmed out to flash artists.

Rama · « **Reply #42 on:** Apr 08, 2008, 12:09:22 AM »

Oh yeah...Ahiliation is easly worse then Batman and Robin.

Max Con · « **Reply #43 on:** Apr 08, 2008, 03:17:50 AM »

Everybody is forgetting about Alone in the Dark. Tara Reid? A doctor? Pffft!

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #44 on:** Apr 08, 2008, 09:11:00 AM »

Once MK lost Bridgitte Wilson as Sonya, they lost me.

IDE · « **Reply #45 on:** Apr 08, 2008, 10:14:28 AM »

Quote from: Max Con on Apr 08, 2008, 03:17:50 AM

Everybody is forgetting about Alone in the Dark.

Well we were trying to...

B E C K · « **Reply #46 on:** Apr 08, 2008, 11:32:12 AM »

Quote from: Bernie AKA on Apr 08, 2008, 09:11:00 AM

Once MK lost Bridgitte Wilson as Sonya, they lost me.

They lost me the minute they offed Johnny Cage.

Maybe it was just the experience of it. I saw MKII in a theater. I saw B&R on a bored Christmas eve at Grandma's house. Perhaps that's why it's somehow more torturous to me. That and the nipples.

B E C K · « **Reply #47 on:** Apr 08, 2008, 11:33:23 AM »

And I heard that Lohan turd "I Know Who Killed Me" or whatever was pretty awful. Haven't seen it (and never will) so I have no way of saying so myself.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #48 on:** Apr 08, 2008, 01:11:33 PM »

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They lost me the minute they offed Johnny Cage.

Motherfuck. Had a client's son show up from Canada in 1995 at the agency (post-divorce, pre-Eddie) and he looked like Linden Ashby's clone. That was an interesting lunch. And dinner the next night.

Derrick · « **Reply #49 on:** Apr 09, 2008, 05:32:39 AM »

Well who else could match his talent for playing a douchebag?

Rama · « **Reply #50 on:** Apr 11, 2008, 01:22:39 AM »

Seriously.....Hobgoblins. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hobgoblins_(film)

Still not as bad as Bloodrayne, but still bad enough to make you wish for death.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #51 on:** Apr 11, 2008, 01:30:26 PM »

I'll see you a Hobgoblin and raise you a Leprechaun 4: In Space. Apparently Warwick Davis really needed rent money before the Harry Potter movies came along.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leprechaun_4:_In_Space

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One small step for man. One giant leap of terror!

Rama · « **Reply #52 on:** Apr 12, 2008, 01:22:56 AM »

Only way to know for sure is to have a watch off. I'll watch yours, you watch mine and the first one to crack has to admit defeat. I bet you crack by the epic rake fight. And if not, then the "Club Scum" sequence will leave you a drooling mess.

B E C K · « **Reply #53 on:** Apr 13, 2008, 03:57:52 PM »

Or maybe Hobgoblins 2 will fix that.

Rama · « **Reply #54 on:** Apr 13, 2008, 11:36:28 PM »

I hear it's just the same movie and is more of a remake then a sequel, but I don't think it can top the 80s camp of the first.

B E C K · « **Reply #55 on:** Apr 14, 2008, 09:28:17 AM »

I don't see how a movie with 80's camp value can be that bad. Hob 2, however, promises to have all the hollow wax and polish and blaring, unrelated soundtrack commercialism of every other modern-day, direct-to-dvd piece of crap out of there.

Rama · « **Reply #56 on:** Apr 15, 2008, 12:04:57 AM »

You wouldn't think 80s camp could be bad...but it is...oh it is.

Sam · « **Reply #57 on:** May 14, 2008, 04:10:16 PM »

http://www.comingsoon.net/news/movienews.php?id=44872

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #58 on:** May 14, 2008, 08:37:20 PM »

OMG HE LOOKS COMPLETELY FUCKABLE

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #59 on:** May 15, 2008, 12:27:54 AM »

Yeah, if you have an ass-loving dick.