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Re: Why can't I stop reading this?
« Reply #30 on: Dec 04, 2007, 12:38:37 PM »
Why is there even a death portal?  Who created such a thing?  Why didn't the ministry of magic destroy it?

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Re: Why can't I stop reading this?
« Reply #31 on: Dec 04, 2007, 07:16:36 PM »
I would create a death portal and if the ministry destroyed it I'd be pissed.  I've already stated a couple of reasons why someone might want one.  I'm sure wizards are curious about the nature of death just like the rest of us.  Do they ever mention god in the potter books I don't remember? 

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Re: Why can't I stop reading this?
« Reply #32 on: Dec 05, 2007, 11:03:55 PM »
wotcher?
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Re: Why can't I stop reading this?
« Reply #33 on: Dec 06, 2007, 12:52:57 AM »
wotcher??

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Re: Why can't I stop reading this?
« Reply #34 on: Dec 08, 2007, 02:57:08 PM »
It's what Tonks says to Harry all the time. "Wotcher, Harry?"

Damn them British and their butchering of the English language... yes I know they spoke it first, but why do they have to add all these bloody words?


The arch in the death room was to study the afterlife, but now I wonder why they didn't put a cover over it or something, so people don't accidently fall into it. I think Harry could sue the Ministry of Magic for that one... for not having a barrier over the arch while not in use.
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Re: Why can't I stop reading this?
« Reply #35 on: Dec 08, 2007, 08:59:01 PM »
I'm sure there's a dirty joke in there somewhere but I don't have it.

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Re: Why can't I stop reading this?
« Reply #36 on: Dec 11, 2007, 03:28:23 PM »
I really don't understand relationships in popular culture. In sitcoms, the husband and wife fight and bicker about lots of things, and then they make up at then end. In Anime, it seems to be the bitchiest, most abusive female who hooks up with the nerdy male at the end.

And then you have Ron and Hermione. The best case for future domestic abuse and violence and eventual devorce I've ever seen. They should make a tagline: "The couple that fights each other, stays together."

After 4 books where people acted like 8 year olds when it came to the opposite sex ("eww, girls have cooties!"), and then a book where teenagers acted like middle schoolers when it came to the opposite sex ("I have a crush on so-and-so but I'm too afraid to ask them out.. "), we finally have a book where everyone's making out with everyone else and screwing each other behind the pages as well. Harry is still a dork and completely fails at having any kind of relationship at all, even though he has his own groupies and fan club. Ron has about 20 women draped over him wanting to screw him silly.

And yet, people still fight and argue and get violently angry at each other, especially Ron and Hermione. And yet I'm expected to believe they eventually get together by the 7th book, even though I don't see hardly any chemistry between them? Unless you count constant fighting chemistry. It just doesn't make sense.

The only way any of this makes sense is if I see the Normal American Couple as being a man and woman who bicker constantly. Since all of American media (like sitcoms) protrays the Normal American Couple as being a man, and a woman, and a lot of fighting over stupid shit, then all of a sudden Ron's and Hermione's relationship makes SENSE!

Apparently, this whole time that I believed a healthy relationship was where two people loved each other and worked together to have a good life (with occasional disagreements but little fighting), I was wrong. A healthy relationship is with lots of fighting! Oh how mine eyes have been opened.
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Re: Why can't I stop reading this?
« Reply #37 on: Dec 11, 2007, 05:08:23 PM »
The arch in the death room was to study the afterlife, but now I wonder why they didn't put a cover over it or something, so people don't accidently fall into it. I think Harry could sue the Ministry of Magic for that one... for not having a barrier over the arch while not in use.

Sirius only fell behind the veil after being killed by Bellatrix Lestrange. If you re-read that chapter, the two were fighting, then there was a green light, then Sirius went into the arch. And then in later books, it's said that Bellatrix killed Sirius. You need to pay attention.

As for the couples thing, for one, the books were originally intended for children and for two, they're in a very prestigious private school in Britain. While I'm sure there was much fornicating and so on happening, most of them had other things to worry about. And they weren't all, "Ew, cooties." Harry had a crush on Cho from the third book until the fifth. Ginny was smitten with Harry from the second book on. And there's been sexual tension between Ron and Hermione almost from the beginning. Yeah, they argue, but you know they just want to jump each other's bones and only shout because they can't and they're mad about it.

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Re: Why can't I stop reading this?
« Reply #38 on: Dec 11, 2007, 06:27:55 PM »
If Ron and Hermione had a perfect relationship that wouldn't be very interesting now would it?  The bickering keeps you turning the pages.

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Re: Why can't I stop reading this?
« Reply #39 on: Dec 12, 2007, 01:00:30 PM »
The arch in the death room was to study the afterlife, but now I wonder why they didn't put a cover over it or something, so people don't accidently fall into it. I think Harry could sue the Ministry of Magic for that one... for not having a barrier over the arch while not in use.

Sirius only fell behind the veil after being killed by Bellatrix Lestrange. If you re-read that chapter, the two were fighting, then there was a green light, then Sirius went into the arch. And then in later books, it's said that Bellatrix killed Sirius. You need to pay attention.

Harry saw Sirius duck Bellatrix’s jet of red light: He was laughing at her. “Come on, you can do better than that!” he yelled, his voice echoing around the cavernous room. The second jet of light hit him squarely on the chest. The laughter had not quite died from his face, but his eyes widened in shock. ...It seemed to take Sirius an age to fall. His body curved in a graceful arc as he sank backward through the ragged veil hanging from the arch... And Harry saw the look of mingled fear and surprise on his godfather’s wasted, once-handsome face as he fell through the ancient doorway and disappeared behind the veil, which fluttered for a moment as though in a high wind and then fell back into place.

I do pay attention. It's not mentioned what Bellatrix hits Sirius with, but because of the spell he dodged beforehand, it's assumed it's a spell that has a jet of red light, which is probably the stunning curse. I find it hard to believe that she hit him with the killing curse because he still had expressions on his face afterwards, where if he died instantly, his face would be blank.

Ginny was smitten with Harry from the second book on.


I think that's more groupie behavior or hero worship, the obsession girls have for someone they think is hot and brave and awesome, like a girl fawning over an actor or rock star.


And there's been sexual tension between Ron and Hermione almost from the beginning.

The bickering between Ron and Hermione seemed to be more like sibling bickering. From the first book until the 6th book Ron seemed oblivious to the opposite sex. In book 4, when him and Harry take the two girls to the ball, Ron is completely uninterested in his date and acts like being in her presence, let alone holding her hand and kissing, is disgusting. Odd behavior for someone who's 14. He shows similar lack of interest in females through book 5 and it's only in HBP that he seems to show any feelings for Hermione, let alone any female, since it's only now that he gets a girlfriend (then practically dives in her pants!). Hermione on the other hand has shown feelings for Ron since at least book 4 when she was angry and depressed he didn't ask her to the ball. However she's probably mad at Ron because he doesn't share her feelings. In order to have sexual tension the feelings have to go both ways, and until book 6 it seemed to be going one way, Hermione had some feelings for Ron but Ron didn't share those feelings. If it is sexual tension, they've had 6 books to shag each other and only in this book are they actually seeing other people. And it's more than bickering, it almost seems like they're going to kill each other. Not exactly a healthy relationship.

If Ron and Hermione had a perfect relationship that wouldn't be very interesting now would it?  The bickering keeps you turning the pages.

This may be true, but I'm getting sick of disfunctional relationships being the norm in Hollywood (and Japan). No wonder the divorce rate's so high in this country.
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Re: Why can't I stop reading this?
« Reply #40 on: Dec 13, 2007, 03:44:04 PM »
Actually, they fulfill each other perfectly.  Ron the whiney do-nothing unless practically threatened submissive marrying Hermione the ultimate dominant.  Yawn.  Too bad she didn't turn seventeen in time for Snape to give her some detentions Ajax wouldn't clean off.  Probably would have done both of them a world of good.  :laugh:
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Re: Why can't I stop reading this?
« Reply #41 on: Dec 13, 2007, 09:25:58 PM »
I just wish Harry had banged Luna instead of Ginny. Luna was so much cooler, and her craziness complimented Harry so much. :(

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Re: Why can't I stop reading this?
« Reply #42 on: Dec 13, 2007, 09:47:30 PM »
I wish he had banged them both...at the same time

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Re: Why can't I stop reading this?
« Reply #43 on: Dec 13, 2007, 10:10:29 PM »
So does he, IDE. *hug*

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Re: Why can't I stop reading this?
« Reply #44 on: Dec 13, 2007, 10:21:18 PM »
I really don't understand relationships in popular culture.

Because they're... fictional?

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Re: Why can't I stop reading this?
« Reply #45 on: Dec 13, 2007, 11:54:55 PM »
If they were fictional, then domestic abuse rates would be at an all time low, and every dick and jane out there wouldn't be filing for divorce. And Christians complain that GAYS are destroying marriage... marriage was destroyed long before teh gays appeared.
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Re: Why can't I stop reading this?
« Reply #46 on: Dec 14, 2007, 01:05:35 AM »
You said in pop culture.  Why that encourages comparison with real abuse rates, I'm uncertain.  Unless those are also fictional.