Author Topic: I saw Merla's pink sock this morning. (Read 5263 times)

B E C K · « **on:** Nov 12, 2007, 02:12:48 PM »

Her pant cuff was up.

Anyway, just before we reached the parking lot, we see this ghetto, nast-looking dude wearing a Tinkerbell backpack and the question was raised. Of course, I'm totally assuming it belonged to the chick next to him but anything's possible I suppose.

Rama · « **Reply #1 on:** Nov 12, 2007, 02:33:09 PM »

Nope. But only because I hate pink.

MegatronYES · « **Reply #2 on:** Nov 12, 2007, 03:08:32 PM »

It would appear to me as though the wearing of said backpack accomplished its purpose entriely.

Max Con · « **Reply #3 on:** Nov 12, 2007, 03:30:43 PM »

I was hoping this topic was about anal prolapse.

IDE · « **Reply #4 on:** Nov 12, 2007, 03:35:34 PM »

I voted yes but I would've worn the back pack regardless of whether poon was involved.

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #5 on:** Nov 12, 2007, 04:56:27 PM »

Kind of weird, IDE.

Derrick · « **Reply #6 on:** Nov 12, 2007, 05:18:58 PM »

Quote from: IDE on Nov 12, 2007, 03:35:34 PM

I voted yes but I would've worn the back pack regardless of whether poon was involved.

This is why you're gonna have to pay for the next sex you recieve.

IDE · « **Reply #7 on:** Nov 12, 2007, 05:41:25 PM »

Wrong. I was only trying to level the playing field for the rest of you.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #8 on:** Nov 12, 2007, 06:41:21 PM »

HAaha I was like, why is Nuri saying Merla has an uncircumsized penis?? cause they do look like little pink socks!

IDE · « **Reply #9 on:** Nov 12, 2007, 09:46:12 PM »

A "pink sock" is something far more disgusting than an uncircumcised penis...

www.dennio.com/tgp/rectum2/prorectum2.html

The D · « **Reply #10 on:** Nov 13, 2007, 01:11:44 PM »

GAH! x.X

B E C K · « **Reply #11 on:** Nov 13, 2007, 04:32:21 PM »

That doesn't even look like a sock, it looks a very bright scrunchie made out of flesh.

Quote from: Rama on Nov 12, 2007, 02:33:09 PM

Nope. But only because I hate pink.

It didn't really have a whole lot of pink on it. It was mostly blue. But it had glitter on it. Also, it was obviously the type made for a little girl, not like an adult backpack with Tinkerbell on it. Does that make a difference?

ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #12 on:** Nov 15, 2007, 10:02:35 AM »

I don't think anyone over the age of 15 should wear a Tinkerbell backpack, regardless of gender. Only because the people I see wearing Tinkerbell stuff are middle-aged, recently divorced, overweight women (I'm talking about the majority of the students at the community college I graduated from).

B E C K · « **Reply #13 on:** Nov 15, 2007, 10:19:32 AM »

Well even though they were walking on the technical campus, I think they were passing through because they looked like high school teens to me. (The girl was wearing khaki pants and a white shirt, which is a common school dress standard.) So they might just skirt that limit.

ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #14 on:** Nov 15, 2007, 04:48:55 PM »

Well then that's okay.

Rama · « **Reply #15 on:** Nov 15, 2007, 10:51:57 PM »

Quote from: B E C K on Nov 13, 2007, 04:32:21 PM

Quote from: Rama on Nov 12, 2007, 02:33:09 PM
Nope. But only because I hate pink.

It didn't really have a whole lot of pink on it. It was mostly blue. But it had glitter on it. Also, it was obviously the type made for a little girl, not like an adult backpack with Tinkerbell on it. Does that make a difference?

I guess I'd have to see it. But really if the deciding factor on if a girl did or didn't sleep with me was based solely on if I would use a Tinkerbell backpack then I doubt I'd want it that much.

B E C K · « **Reply #16 on:** Nov 15, 2007, 11:05:24 PM »

Not so much "based" off of it so much as slightly increase your chances.

Rama · « **Reply #17 on:** Nov 15, 2007, 11:18:52 PM »

Eh....I think I could make up the difference some other way then.

MegatronYES · « **Reply #18 on:** Nov 18, 2007, 04:42:38 AM »

Quote from: IDE on Nov 12, 2007, 05:41:25 PM

Wrong. I was only trying to level the playing field for the rest of you.

A positively golden zing.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #19 on:** Nov 20, 2007, 08:39:36 PM »

Quote from: IDE on Nov 12, 2007, 09:46:12 PM

A "pink sock" is something far more disgusting than an uncircumcised penis...

www.dennio.com/tgp/rectum2/prorectum2.html

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

IDE · « **Reply #20 on:** Nov 21, 2007, 12:29:28 AM »

Quote from: MegatronYES on Nov 18, 2007, 04:42:38 AM

Quote from: IDE on Nov 12, 2007, 05:41:25 PM
Wrong. I was only trying to level the playing field for the rest of you.

A positively golden zing.

and in perfect accordance with my new avatar.

B E C K · « **Reply #21 on:** Nov 21, 2007, 01:53:46 PM »

Quote from: Faye Valentine on Nov 20, 2007, 08:39:36 PM

Quote from: IDE on Nov 12, 2007, 09:46:12 PM
A "pink sock" is something far more disgusting than an uncircumcised penis...

www.dennio.com/tgp/rectum2/prorectum2.html
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Have you gouged out your eyes yet?

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #22 on:** Nov 21, 2007, 05:54:12 PM »

Why isnt it hurting her?!?! it should HURT!!

IDE · « **Reply #23 on:** Nov 21, 2007, 06:43:32 PM »

Yeah I wondered about that too once. Does having your pink sock come out hurt? And once its out how do you get it back in?

Derrick · « **Reply #24 on:** Nov 21, 2007, 06:45:18 PM »

Complicated surgery.

And of course it hurts. A hemmerhoid is a swollen piece of that tissue, and there's a whole isle devoted to that at the drug store.

MegatronYES · « **Reply #25 on:** Nov 21, 2007, 08:44:42 PM »

Heh heh.

"isle" instead of "aisle"

A whole intire island of ass-cream.

Derrick · « **Reply #26 on:** Nov 21, 2007, 09:56:32 PM »

whatatypo.

There is, though. It's French territory.

Bitey the Snail · « **Reply #27 on:** Nov 22, 2007, 04:56:14 PM »

Quote from: Faye Valentine on Nov 21, 2007, 05:54:12 PM

Why isnt it hurting her?!?! it should HURT!!

I was wondering that, too. She just looks chill with it. That shit ain't right.

IDE · « **Reply #28 on:** Nov 22, 2007, 07:58:31 PM »

Yeah thats why I was wondering if it hurts, because the few times I've seen this happen the girl doesn't seem to be writhing in agony the way you would imagine. One time I saw a prolapse that came out a little and then sucked itself back in on its own. Then the guy who was plunging her stood back, grabbed her ass and shook it, then gave it a few smacks and lo and behold SPLURRRB! The pick sock exploded out again longer than before.

That guy was like the fonz working on a broken juke box he was.

B E C K · « **Reply #29 on:** Nov 23, 2007, 12:47:46 PM »

I... will never be able to watch Happy Days again.

Poll

BTW, Would you wear a Tinkerbell backpack for poon?

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