Author Topic: Teh CON! (Read 13555 times)

The D · « **on:** Nov 08, 2007, 01:33:14 PM »

- Over half the people there were dressed up as either Naruto or Bleach characters. You wouldn't believe how many green and white striped hats (from the shopkeep character from Bleach) I saw.

- There was like 100 females dressed as L from Death Note. More unoriginality.

- Jesus was there, and he blessed us with his presence.

- Apparently, in order to get fangirls to hug, glomp, grope, molest, or rape you, you have to dress up as a FAMOUS anime bishy, usually from some anime on CN. Dressing like an harem anime male doesn't cut it. Dressing as Sephiroth, Miroku, Inu Yasha, a male from Naruto, L, Kira, Edward Elric, or so forth, usually means you're gonna have 50 girls trying to rape your ass.

.....I did get a lot of hugs from females though.

- There were a lot of crossdressing males there as well. Imagine Fran from Final Fantasy 12..... as a MAN. This monstrosity known as Man-Fran was hiding in one of the screening rooms (out of modesty or embarassment I'm sure), so I was unable to get a photo of him. If I find one, I shall scar you all to death with it.

IDE · « **Reply #1 on:** Nov 08, 2007, 01:39:55 PM »

I bet no one cos played chad from bleach, or if they did they failed hard because of their lack of awesome fit body.

Sam · « **Reply #2 on:** Nov 08, 2007, 02:25:25 PM »

This thread should be about the Tegan and Sara cd.

MegatronYES · « **Reply #3 on:** Nov 09, 2007, 01:20:13 AM »

This thread should be about my ass!!!

B E C K · « **Reply #4 on:** Nov 09, 2007, 10:39:10 AM »

Quote from: Dangerous D on Nov 08, 2007, 01:33:14 PM

- There were a lot of crossdressing males there as well. Imagine Fran from Final Fantasy 12..... as a MAN. This monstrosity known as Man-Fran was hiding in one of the screening rooms (out of modesty or embarassment I'm sure), so I was unable to get a photo of him. If I find one, I shall scar you all to death with it.

Why, was there a fat one with lots of body hair?

The D · « **Reply #5 on:** Nov 09, 2007, 02:27:59 PM »

Quote from: IDE on Nov 08, 2007, 01:39:55 PM

I bet no one cos played chad from bleach, or if they did they failed hard because of their lack of awesome fit body.

Next con, you can cosplay Chad complete with uber-arm and I'll cosplay the Hollow version of Ichigo.

Quote from: Sam on Nov 08, 2007, 02:25:25 PM

This thread should be about the Tegan and Sara cd.

Fuck Tegan and Sara... not literally of course.

.....*looks up their wiki page* Geez, I thought they were kids... they're a year older than I am! Nevermind, I'd fuck em in the literal sense.

Quote from: B E C K on Nov 09, 2007, 10:39:10 AM

Quote from: Dangerous D on Nov 08, 2007, 01:33:14 PM
- There were a lot of crossdressing males there as well. Imagine Fran from Final Fantasy 12..... as a MAN. This monstrosity known as Man-Fran was hiding in one of the screening rooms (out of modesty or embarassment I'm sure), so I was unable to get a photo of him. If I find one, I shall scar you all to death with it.

Why, was there a fat one with lots of body hair?

No, no man-faye type body. The scary thing was this guy had a pretty feminine body type... he was skinny as hell. You couldn't tell it was a man until he turned around.

....either that or it was some kind of shemale or transgendered or just a very manly woman with no tits.

Sam · « **Reply #6 on:** Nov 09, 2007, 02:31:18 PM »

You hit on him before he turned around, didn't you?

The D · « **Reply #7 on:** Nov 09, 2007, 03:35:59 PM »

Uh, no.

I can't for the life of me find a picture of this guy, even though I'm sure he had to have left the screening room for even a minute to get food or go to the bathroom. And I think he was out for a little bit. I think I found his Cosplay.com account but his gallery is empty.

for now, enjoy Black Man-Sakura.

This guy was the one in charge of running the Cosplay Shougi.

IDE · « **Reply #8 on:** Nov 09, 2007, 03:54:25 PM »

what the fuck is a shougi?

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #9 on:** Nov 09, 2007, 07:06:22 PM »

I was walking home from work today (one of the best things of living in the center of the city) and i saw all these little freaks wearing cartoon costumes! it was SO CUTE! i can only assume there was one of these conferences around. it was cute.

The D · « **Reply #10 on:** Nov 10, 2007, 09:31:10 AM »

Quote from: IDE on Nov 09, 2007, 03:54:25 PM

what the fuck is a shougi?

It's Japan's gay attempt to make chess better.

IDE · « **Reply #11 on:** Nov 10, 2007, 01:52:36 PM »

yeah I saw that when I looked it up. I meant what is a cosplay shougi? Do you play that game in costume? Or do you act as the chess pieces and the players move you about and then you have to battle it out in character when you get moved into the same spot?

B E C K · « **Reply #12 on:** Nov 11, 2007, 07:17:05 PM »

Quote from: Dangerous D on Nov 09, 2007, 02:27:59 PM

No, no man-faye type body. The scary thing was this guy had a pretty feminine body type... he was skinny as hell. You couldn't tell it was a man until he turned around.

....either that or it was some kind of shemale or transgendered or just a very manly woman with no tits.

So he was... convincing? Yeeeeah, I'd rather see a convincing dude being a chick than Man-Faye or Man-Sakura. Couldn't he at least have shaved that moustache? That weirds things up exponentially.

MegatronYES · « **Reply #13 on:** Nov 12, 2007, 12:19:16 PM »

Yeah, if he had shaved that stache off, this whole ordeal would have been perfectly normal.

B E C K · « **Reply #14 on:** Nov 12, 2007, 02:04:33 PM »

You know what I mean, mutant!

MegatronYES · « **Reply #15 on:** Nov 12, 2007, 03:05:37 PM »

You are.

IDE · « **Reply #16 on:** Nov 12, 2007, 03:29:57 PM »

soon I will have a new car and will be able to attend anime club meetings. Tom's club has 2 different chapters at the north and south campuses respectively. He goes to the south one but the north one is closer to me. I'll probably chell both out.

The D · « **Reply #17 on:** Nov 13, 2007, 01:04:44 PM »

Quote from: IDE on Nov 10, 2007, 01:52:36 PM

yeah I saw that when I looked it up. I meant what is a cosplay shougi? Do you play that game in costume? Or do you act as the chess pieces and the players move you about and then you have to battle it out in character when you get moved into the same spot?

They have people who are dressed up who act as the chess pieces, and then two people in their own costumes actually play the game. And then when you "kill" another piece, you do it in the way the character would do it.

The D · « **Reply #18 on:** Nov 13, 2007, 02:09:54 PM »

Oh yea, I went to an all day Japanese Animation festival over the weekend. Ironically, when it ended at midnight, at a local downtown theater that only plays artsy, independent, cult, and foreign films played the dub of the Cowboy Bebop movie. Coincidence?

Since I had to take a cab home, the cab driver asked me what I had been doing, and I told her about the movie, and I found out she was an anime fan as well. She started talking about Last Exile. The other passenger was a member of Brown University's basketball team. Why a guy from an Ivy League school would be taking a cab is beyond me.

Sam · « **Reply #19 on:** Nov 13, 2007, 02:50:00 PM »

Quote from: MegatronYES on Nov 12, 2007, 03:05:37 PM

You are.

Don't you mean "Your ass is a mutant" ?

B E C K · « **Reply #20 on:** Nov 13, 2007, 04:28:42 PM »

Ha ha! No changes, no takebacks, Megan.

MegatronYES · « **Reply #21 on:** Nov 14, 2007, 10:40:31 PM »

/sigh....

Mutant+Ass= FAIL

One of the many equations I have stumbled upon spending lonely nights in front of a chalkboard trying to define all the laws that govern my many ridiculous catch phrases. There are many other, of course. Perhaps one day I will publish my findings.

MegatronYES · « **Reply #22 on:** Nov 14, 2007, 10:44:20 PM »

Or.

Perhaps one day I'll publish MY ASS !!!

See, that's how you do that, that's how you make it happen.

B E C K · « **Reply #23 on:** Nov 15, 2007, 10:21:31 AM »

Not even "hot, mutant ass"?

IDE · « **Reply #24 on:** Nov 16, 2007, 09:12:49 PM »

Quote from: Dangerous D on Nov 13, 2007, 02:09:54 PM

Oh yea, I went to an all day Japanese Animation festival over the weekend. Ironically, when it ended at midnight, at a local downtown theater that only plays artsy, independent, cult, and foreign films played the dub of the Cowboy Bebop movie. Coincidence?

Since I had to take a cab home, the cab driver asked me what I had been doing, and I told her about the movie, and I found out she was an anime fan as well. She started talking about Last Exile. The other passenger was a member of Brown University's basketball team. Why a guy from an Ivy League school would be taking a cab is beyond me.

I don't share cabs with strangers unless they're chicks...and hot. What did the driver look like?

The D · « **Reply #25 on:** Nov 19, 2007, 10:37:48 PM »

She was 40's and ugly. The scary part was she said she graduated from the same school that I'm at now with an IT degree.

.....time to change schools me thinks....

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #26 on:** Nov 20, 2007, 09:21:43 PM »

Maybe she makes a shitload of money by being a cab driver? i know that happens in new york.

B E C K · « **Reply #27 on:** Nov 21, 2007, 01:55:48 PM »

Yeah, and we already know how those modeling gigs turned out for her...

The D · « **Reply #28 on:** Nov 24, 2007, 11:44:22 AM »

I forgot.. the exit in my sig was the exit right before the exit where the con was at, so I actually did pass under the sign in my sig. It exists!

The D · « **Reply #29 on:** Nov 28, 2007, 12:32:16 PM »

Tegan and Sara have a concert tonight or tomorrow here. So much for the possibility of hooking up with them... I hear rumors they're lesbians. Or that just may be a rumor by horny fans who want to see them have twin sex.