Author Topic: Holy crap (Read 207187 times)

B E C K · « **Reply #330 on:** Jun 25, 2008, 12:55:09 AM »

Black? That's what spray paint's for!

Rama · « **Reply #331 on:** Jun 25, 2008, 12:57:51 AM »

We could just put him in black face I guess.

B E C K · « **Reply #332 on:** Jun 25, 2008, 01:03:54 AM »

Nonsense! Sparrowhawk is white, Kingpin and Nick Fury are black, and the Prince of Persia is Jake Gyllenhaal. No producer will care enough about your artistic vision to fork over four bucks for shoe polish.

B E C K · « **Reply #333 on:** Jun 25, 2008, 01:05:50 AM »

Oh yeah, and Memoirs of a Geisha... starring a Chinese chick!

Rama · « **Reply #334 on:** Jun 25, 2008, 01:07:49 AM »

Yeah Storm Shadow is going to be Chinese too.

I just had a lot of strong black Heroes and I wanted to balance it out some.

B E C K · « **Reply #335 on:** Jun 25, 2008, 01:14:13 AM »

It didn't work for Ursula Le Guin, it won't work for you. Don't fret too much. One of your white people will probably end up being a light-skinned Latino and the best buddy to your hero will be half-black. It all balances out!!1eknfkl Meanwhile, IDE's Cuban big boss will end up being Armenian.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #336 on:** Jun 25, 2008, 01:15:30 AM »

Blackface is working for Robert Downey Jr!

Rama · « **Reply #337 on:** Jun 25, 2008, 01:29:17 AM »

But already have my Latino...and he's gay too. Killed two birds with one stone on that one.

IDE · « **Reply #338 on:** Jun 25, 2008, 03:51:15 AM »

The funny thing (no pun intended) is that I keep getting cast in comedies. People need to see through this funny exterior and gaze upon the barbaric fury I'm capable of unleashing.

B E C K · « **Reply #339 on:** Jun 27, 2008, 12:19:37 AM »

Quote from: Rama on Jun 25, 2008, 01:29:17 AM

But already have my Latino...and he's gay too. Killed two birds with one stone on that one.

Of course the Latino's gay. He's either gay or the help.

Rama · « **Reply #340 on:** Jun 27, 2008, 08:25:57 AM »

Well....I could make him the help too. That way I could just roll it all up in one big ball and be done with it.

ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #341 on:** Jun 28, 2008, 11:11:40 AM »

Make him like the latino helper boy in "Birdcage", then you'll have it all in one.

Rama · « **Reply #342 on:** Jun 29, 2008, 01:20:33 AM »

Brilliant!!!!

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #343 on:** Jun 29, 2008, 08:17:06 AM »

Quote from: ChelseySuzie on Jun 28, 2008, 11:11:40 AM

Make him like the latino helper boy in "Birdcage", then you'll have it all in one.

What?? ah I forgot they did an horrendous american version of that movie. I was going to say, in the real La Cage Aux Folles, the butler, Jacob is black and I think he's from some part of France, but can't remember well. Def from some francophone country, except Haiti cause he didn't have that very particular accent.

B E C K · « **Reply #344 on:** Jun 30, 2008, 03:53:41 PM »

I haven't seen either one. All I know is that the remake one looked like an annoying, cliche-reliant film despite that admittedly funny performers are in it.

Rama · « **Reply #345 on:** Jun 30, 2008, 11:22:04 PM »

I saw the remake in the Theater. I went through a whole period in the 90s where I had lots disposeable income and not much to spend it on and so I went to the movie often even if I wanted to see a movie or not. I went to see Kull The Conquer of godsake....and I was the only one in the theater.

B E C K · « **Reply #346 on:** Jul 02, 2008, 02:32:20 AM »

Ha! Though I should level with you, I liked KtC. Even though I saw it on teevee. =b

Rama · « **Reply #347 on:** Jul 03, 2008, 11:58:53 AM »

Really? Well you were into Xena too..so at least you are consistant. You know what you like.

B E C K · « **Reply #348 on:** Jul 03, 2008, 11:02:00 PM »

And I liked the first few seasons of "Andromeda" too since it was, like, Hercules in Space.

Rama · « **Reply #349 on:** Jul 04, 2008, 01:27:14 AM »

Yeah....I actually watched that show a little myself. Got a little "Bleh" there at the end though.

B E C K · « **Reply #350 on:** Jul 04, 2008, 06:45:54 PM »

Yeah, I dropped out of it sometime around the third season.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #351 on:** Jul 04, 2008, 07:16:16 PM »

Quote from: Rama on Jul 03, 2008, 11:58:53 AM

Really? Well you were into Xena too..so at least you are consistant. You know what you like.

Dude I LOOOVED Xena, but I loved Hercules even more.

NUri, you should watch the french version/original of the Birdcage. It's HILARIOUS.

Rama · « **Reply #352 on:** Jul 05, 2008, 12:41:28 AM »

Quote from: B E C K on Jul 04, 2008, 06:45:54 PM

Yeah, I dropped out of it sometime around the third season.

I don't know what season it was, but anything after Tyr left is pretty much out for me.

IDE · « **Reply #353 on:** Oct 25, 2008, 01:55:38 PM »

I change my IP like a I change my underwear!

Hardly Never?

IDE · « **Reply #354 on:** Nov 11, 2009, 01:57:23 AM »

You're only allowed to be sad about a break up until her last old text passes out of your phone's memory.

Any longer than that and you're a bitch.

B E C K · « **Reply #355 on:** Nov 11, 2009, 04:15:22 AM »

Has it happened yet?

Derrick · « **Reply #356 on:** Nov 11, 2009, 08:48:38 AM »

Probably not.

B E C K · « **Reply #357 on:** Nov 11, 2009, 02:06:44 PM »

How many do you need until she's bumped off?

Fiero · « **Reply #358 on:** Nov 11, 2009, 04:29:17 PM »

Give us your number, we'll send you texts, I promise none of them will be my penis.

Rama · « **Reply #359 on:** Nov 11, 2009, 06:35:19 PM »

You shouldn't lie Fiero.