May not have a job anymore thanks to IMMATURE FUCKER.

[The D]

Obviously, they hire anyone in fast food, even the horribly immature.

I was scheduled to work tonight until 12am, when the pizza place closed. It hadn't been a good day, I got tipped lousy, I got wacked in the face by a door so hard it cut my lip and gum open and I was bleeding from both, and in one case I had to wait 20 minutes until the person with the money showed up at my delivery stop.

Add to that they wanted me to stay until everything was cleaned up. They wanted me to do the dishes. Now, they also wanted the other driver that night to do the dishes as well but he was nowhere to be found.

So I'm scrubbing an enormous mountain of oily dishes and it's about 1:15 and the other driver finally shows up to help, and I'm already 2/3rds of the way through.

I've already had issues with this driver before: he's incredibly bossy and orders me around even though he's not my superior, and I once snapped at him and told him to stop ordering me around. He'll shove orders in my face and demand I take them somewhere even though I haven't had time to look at mapquest, and he'll always take the best orders and give me only one or two shitty ones.

So he's rinsing with a sprayer, and I'm scrubbing in another sink nearby with a scouring sponge. I'm already soaked because I'm moving fast and I honestly don't care. He starts complaining because a little water from me is supposedly hitting him. I told him that I wasn't doing it on purpose, that I was just rushing and he may get a little wet.

Eventually he tells me that if he gets hit by water again, he'd spray me in the face with the sprayer. And then he did. And then did it again a minute later. I told him to stop and he said "Stop splashing water at me then." Finally he sprayed me for the last time and I had a tub of water in the sink I was scrubbing and I tossed it at him.

Even with two managers standing there they couldn't be heard over our arguing. He kept on bitching about being a little wet and me splashing him on purpose. I told him "Look, I'm not fucking splashing you on fucking purpose. I'm trying to get these fucking dishes done and it's already 2 fucking AM and I'm fucking tired and I'm fucking going to miss my class tomorrow morning and I'm fucking soaked here and you're fucking whining about a little fucking water, then wear a fucking smock you fucking ass, you're not wearing anything not even a fucking apron, I'm wearing a fucking apron and I'm soaked, I just want to go fucking home not listen to you bitch and act like an immature cock by spraying me in the fucking face." And he was like "All right bitch, you want to settle this, let's settle this now like men you fucking ass."

The managers tried to get us to continue to work, but then he started slapping me with a spoon because he was getting splashed a little again, and I exploded a second time and said "FUCK THIS SHIT, I'M FUCKING GOING HOME."

I wanted to smash his fucking face in but I just stormed out and left. Fuck that shit.

Whining over a little bit of fucking water. What a fucking crybaby. Fuck that pussy, he needs his fucking face rearranged. I'm sitting here still soaked, and he's whining about a little bit of fucking water splashing him. And I swear, if I were to lose my job over his immaturity, and him hosing me down with the sprayer over getting splashed a little, I'm going to hunt his ass down and fuck him up.

 

[The D]

Oh, and when I decided to leave at the end, I did so because frankly, the situation was not working. Dishes were not getting washed because he would stop to spray me or slap me with a spoon if spray water hit him. Thus, nothing was getting accomplished. Plus, obviously we were not getting along, so if I was to stay, it would get much worse, and a fist fight might (probably would have) broken out.

So I left before violence started. I said "screw this, I'm not getting anything productive done, and hell's about to begin." And I do what I almost always do if things get heated: I end the argument by leaving.

If I lose my job, what can I say? Better to lose my job than to beat the shit out of someone and end up in jail.

*goes to bed*

[IDE]

The second he hit you with a spoon you should have drilled him...or if you wanted to be responsible told a manager.

Because you left the only thing you have going for you is if this guy is a known cock sucker.  If management thinks theres nothing wrong with him he can lie about the situation.

The managers weren't watching this whole thing and laughing were they?

[B E C K]

I'm kinda wondering that, too.  Jeez.  But walking out of a job like that isn't the end of the world.  At least in my experience.  Turn-over is so high, they're just "meh, okay, are you ready to work today"?   It's best to save the walking out until you've talked to management.  Unless management IS the problem, which has caused me to walk out of one of my former jobs once.

[Merla]

**ponders as to why D seems to find trouble around every corner**

[IDE]

damn you really should have drilled that guy...it would have earned you major points with your wigger chick.

[The D]

The second he hit you with a spoon you should have drilled him...or if you wanted to be responsible told a manager.

Because you left the only thing you have going for you is if this guy is a known cock sucker.  If management thinks theres nothing wrong with him he can lie about the situation.

The managers weren't watching this whole thing and laughing were they?

There was a management dude there, and he was cool with me leaving, and apparently the guy's a known asshole.

I wouldn't have minded drilling him, but then I'd  end up in LOL JAIL BUTTSECKS.

[IDE]

No way!  By crom he hit you with a spoon! Self defense baby!

[MegatronYES]

You know what would probably help you, D?

Not being such a gigantic butt-ranch all the time.

[Rama]

The one thing I've taken away from this thread is a want of Pizza.

[MegatronYES]

That I could only deliver to...  God, where the fuck does your ginger ass live?



Some where dumb, I bet.

[B E C K]

He lives in a shed filled with possums in Podunk, MO.

**ponders as to why D seems to find trouble around every corner**

I know, right.  I mean, is he like he is on the board in real life?  Because if so, then I understand.  I mean, cause I always want to hit him with a spoon.

[Wickedly Yours E]

Spoon nothing. Sometimes I'm thinking a truck or the backhoe.

[Sam]

I'd think a backhoe would be pretty easy to dodge.  Unless you're swinging the boom around to hit him, that might work.

[B E C K]

A large metal spoon with spikes does it for me.  Perhaps with a chain attached so I can swing it around.

[Bernie AKA]

All this spoon talk make me want to watch some Tick episodes. 

[B E C K]

And your Tick talk makes me want to slap Doug with Chairface Chippendale.

[IDE]

im gonna DL some tick eps right now

[MegatronYES]

He lives in a shed filled with possums in Podunk, MO.

**ponders as to why D seems to find trouble around every corner**

Exactly what I was thinking.

I know, right.  I mean, is he like he is on the board in real life?  Because if so, then I understand.  I mean, cause I always want to hit him with a spoon.

[B E C K]

Very clever, my friend, but I have deciphered your coded message!

[MegatronYES]

............

[Rama]

He lives in a shed filled with possums in Podunk, MO.

I am so tired of your degrating sterotypes. And they are Coons, not possums.


Now if you'll excuse me, I have to tend to the still.

[Max Con]

Heh. Anybody remember Freddy Krueger's coonskin cap?

[Wickedly Yours E]

NO.

[Bernie AKA]

Opossums are just Irish possums, you know. 

[The D]

I found out that everyone on the job knows this guy's an asshole. So I'm in the clear.

He came in grouchy today and threw his pizza bag rather violently in the pile of pizza bags, so I turn to one of other drivers once he leaves and ask "Does he seem like an asshole to you?"

"Well yea, that's because he is an asshole. He hates his life and the world so he takes it out on everyone and acts like a dick."

And then I saw him arguing with the same manager who witnessed our fight, about people stealing his deliveries. Dude, if you hate yourself so much cut your fucking wrists in a hot bathtub or something!

[MegatronYES]

 :-\That is um.
That is quite the interesting personality yer sportin there, little dipper. 

[IDE]

The real question is: Can you kick his ass?  Get him to throw the first punch and you're as good as laid.  How do I know this? Because right along side all the bullshit today's modern society female spouts about violence being bad is an urge to see their male counterparts in glorious battle that sends a hot white blast of sexual signal searing through their eyeballs all the way down to their berginas.  This response has been with them since they stepped out of the jungle and as much as they'd like to belie it IT IS THERE! RISE UP! SEIZE YOUR DESTINY!

[MegatronYES]

Or skip all that fucking shit by following him home and raping him.

[Rama]

Or you can mess with his mind and bring him down until he offs himself.