Author Topic: So what's for dinner tonight? (Read 11677 times)

Extra Zero · « **Reply #30 on:** Aug 04, 2004, 12:49:51 AM »

Maybe Will just sensed that Larry Watchowski would go nutty within the next three years (snip, slice, mason jar) and chose to work with Salma Hayek instead of Skeletor...err...Carrie Ann Moss.

tomduo · « **Reply #31 on:** Aug 04, 2004, 05:34:55 AM »

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Maybe Will just sensed that Larry Watchowski would go nutty within the next three years (snip, slice, mason jar) and chose to work with Salma Hayek instead of Skeletor...err...Carrie Ann Moss.

I think Will Smith would have been a horrible Neo.

The D · « **Reply #32 on:** Aug 04, 2004, 09:59:48 AM »

At least he has more emotion than Keanu though. <_<

Max Con · « **Reply #33 on:** Aug 04, 2004, 10:53:46 AM »

Better to be a mindless drone than trying to act "hip."

Extra Zero · « **Reply #34 on:** Aug 04, 2004, 11:32:50 AM »

I just wanted the opportunity to make fun of Larry "Chopping Block" Watchoski.

B E C K · « **Reply #35 on:** Aug 04, 2004, 01:28:25 PM »

I wonder what the Matrix rap would've been like. I know it would've had a bunch of dancers dressed in black and dancing in bullet time.... but oh, so unfullfilled.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #36 on:** Aug 04, 2004, 04:04:11 PM »

Or what old song it would have sampled & recycled.

Keanu has to be the luckiest bad actor in the business.

Fiero · « **Reply #37 on:** Aug 04, 2004, 06:52:44 PM »

What the fuck does this have to do with food?

I watched 'Monster' today. Goddamn they made Cherlize ugly. I still think Cristinna Ricci's fucking hot, even if she is a dumbass.

blanktoe · « **Reply #38 on:** Aug 04, 2004, 07:14:26 PM »

I wonder if Aileen had gotten an "EXTREME MAKEOVER" would she look like Charlize?

Fiero · « **Reply #39 on:** Aug 04, 2004, 07:21:52 PM »

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I wonder if Aileen had gotten an "EXTREME MAKEOVER" would she look like Charlize?

Good question. So, who looks better: Real-life Aileen vs Aileen Theron.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #40 on:** Aug 04, 2004, 10:38:20 PM »

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I wonder what the Matrix rap would've been like. I know it would've had a bunch of dancers dressed in black and dancing in bullet time.... but oh, so unfullfilled.

I've wondered myself. It'd probably have keen lines like:

Yo'! It Neo, he a prophet!
In da future! Spacely Sprocket!
Da machines is after him faster dan a atomic rocket!
Gonna dis Agent Smith like a beaver to Davey Crocket!

Man that would have been 'dope'...

ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #41 on:** Aug 04, 2004, 10:51:58 PM »

Fuck, Zero, I didn't know you had skills.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #42 on:** Aug 04, 2004, 11:18:57 PM »

Yeah, I'm totatally East-side. *Waits for Toe to get offended...*

B E C K · « **Reply #43 on:** Aug 04, 2004, 11:43:08 PM »

Matrix would've ended up a comedy, that's for sure. Even when Will's being serious, I keep wanting to laugh at him.

I haven't seen Monster yet.

blanktoe · « **Reply #44 on:** Aug 04, 2004, 11:50:58 PM »

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Yeah, I'm totatally East-side. *Waits for Toe to get offended...*

that's more original than anything Will Smith would have come up with.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #45 on:** Aug 04, 2004, 11:52:40 PM »

Fiero · « **Reply #46 on:** Aug 05, 2004, 07:11:53 AM »

It's not funny, it's just sad.

tomduo · « **Reply #47 on:** Aug 05, 2004, 07:29:08 PM »

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At least he has more emotion than Keanu though. <_<

"Neo... you are the one."

"NAH!!! Psst, nah."

Yeah, that'd be good.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #48 on:** Aug 05, 2004, 09:47:36 PM »

Woah.

tomduo · « **Reply #49 on:** Aug 05, 2004, 10:39:01 PM »

"AHHH!!!" -Will Smith wail-

*cue in DJ Jazzy Jeff as Cypher*

Bitch · « **Reply #50 on:** Aug 05, 2004, 10:47:01 PM »

Keanu was in the movie version of Much Ado about Nothing, too, as Don Claudio I think. He played the "standing there like a dumbass" part well, but on the parts where he was supposed to be pissed off, he was kind of dull. Still, I'd rather have him than Will Smith for the part.

ekerou etaou · « **Reply #51 on:** Aug 05, 2004, 10:54:31 PM »

will smith as the agents are coming for him: aw HELL NO.

tomduo · « **Reply #52 on:** Aug 05, 2004, 11:00:00 PM »

"WELCOME TO EARTH!" *smacks Smith*

And then it's again the White Man as the evil, with the black man being good.

*pokes Manchurian Canidate, plus all the frickin shows where the criminals are always white to not offend minorities*

Max Con · « **Reply #53 on:** Aug 06, 2004, 06:51:12 AM »

Everybody knows the white man is the root of all evil.

B E C K · « **Reply #54 on:** Aug 06, 2004, 08:20:51 AM »

Will Smith got raves for Six Degrees of Separation with Stockard Channing and it has to be one of his most poorly acted films IMO. He could've even kiss another guy when the script required it. A damn peck on the lips...

tomduo · « **Reply #55 on:** Aug 06, 2004, 10:35:26 AM »

Well after the 'Miami' video, I am awaitng the video where Will Smith goes on 'tha down low'.

B E C K · « **Reply #56 on:** Aug 06, 2004, 12:04:07 PM »

If it's anything like Six Degrees, it wouldn't be worth watching. For Will Smith anyway....

The D · « **Reply #57 on:** Aug 06, 2004, 10:28:26 PM »

Or what old song it would have sampled & recycled.

When has Smith ever made anything ORIGINAL?

Well, after his "Fresh Prince" days, anyway.

tomduo · « **Reply #58 on:** Aug 06, 2004, 10:40:59 PM »

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Or what old song it would have sampled & recycled.

When has Smith ever made anything ORIGINAL?

Well, after his "Fresh Prince" days, anyway.

Fresh Prince in itself is based on a real person and family...

though that show did kick ass on all levels.