Author Topic: Unreasonable Wrath (Read 20458 times)

The D · « **on:** Jul 30, 2007, 02:44:13 PM »

I gotta start this thread here as a clone of the one at Bonr. I have so many things I'm irrationally furious about.

You know what really drives me nuts. All these fucking catagories for rock and metal music. Oh you got your death metal and your powet metal and your metalcore and your goth-emo-powet-death-nu-thrash-buttfuck-metal. And then you're like "Well, what catagory does my favorite band fit into" and it's hard to choose because it fits into 50 fucking catagories!!!

How about this. Let's all fit all rock music into one fucking catagory. If it has at least one guitar, and one drum set, and at least one of the band members has a tattoo, it's a FUCKING ROCK BAND. And we'll leave it at that, and stop trying to catagorize all rock music into 50 billion fucking genres.

...I'm sure a few metalheads would be angry at this post... so fuck them!

B E C K · « **Reply #1 on:** Jul 30, 2007, 08:45:49 PM »

Quote from: Dangerous D on Jul 30, 2007, 02:44:13 PM

I gotta start this thread here as a clone of the one at Bonr. I have so many things I'm irrationally furious about.

We've noticed.

I'm told I get "irrationally furious" at people who flush our toilet with the lid open. Fecal sprayings are getting on my toothbrush! Fecal sprayings! Nobody believes about the fecal sprayings!

B E C K · « **Reply #2 on:** Jul 30, 2007, 08:47:52 PM »

I also think the topic should be called "Unreasonable Wrath" as to avoid product confusion.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #3 on:** Jul 31, 2007, 08:25:53 AM »

I want one called Poetic Justice as part of my twelve-step off of Bitter Irony.

ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #4 on:** Jul 31, 2007, 10:56:18 AM »

I hate people who take really slow right turns. There's nobody coming! Turn already!

Sam · « **Reply #5 on:** Aug 01, 2007, 02:12:25 PM »

On a similar note, I'm usually filled with rage when I'm on a 2-lane road that has a turning lane at the intersection. Well it's not all the time that I'm filled with rage, but when I'm stopped at such an interesction and some jackass uses it not to turn, but so they can try and slide ahead of me when the light turns green, causing me to have to break as they swerve back into the main lane.

The D · « **Reply #6 on:** Aug 01, 2007, 02:53:13 PM »

This is my job situation at the moment. Last job let me go after about 2 weeks because said owner had his own fucked up issues with not paying taxes and shit, and couldn't keep me. Then current job I was thinking I'd work at least 10 hours a week, but the guy barely has any work for me and some weeks I don't work at all. And of course Michigan's the worst state when it comes to jobs and the economy.

And I remember, a while ago, my mother saying that she'd be able to give me $100 a month for rent money. I never asked for it and she never gave me any, but almost half a year later, when I questioned if she'd do that for me considering my shitty ass job situation, she claimed she didn't even remember telling me that. After I never even asked for money for months. Maybe she just said that to get me to move out of the house, and then partied afterwards.

She also promised to pay half my cell phone bill but I haven't taken that offer either since I have cheap-o Virgin. But if I mentioned it she would probably forget about it as well.

But this is more rational fury than irrational.

B E C K · « **Reply #7 on:** Aug 01, 2007, 07:14:38 PM »

Aren't you an adult? Your mom doesn't owe you anything. It seems like "irrational fury" to me.

The D · « **Reply #8 on:** Aug 01, 2007, 07:52:14 PM »

That's true, but she did say she would give me some money.

Here's rational fury. I step away from the computer for a minute, and some bitch sits down and starts using it. Even though a browser window was open. To THIS site! Can't you tell that someone else is using the computer, you skank ho?

Sam · « **Reply #9 on:** Aug 01, 2007, 08:54:06 PM »

Your mother issues amuse me.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #10 on:** Aug 01, 2007, 08:59:15 PM »

I got mad because tonight's "New" episode of Ghost Hunters is a re-run. damnit

Rama · « **Reply #11 on:** Aug 01, 2007, 11:02:49 PM »

Well they had the summer finally two weeks ago. I bet we get more new ones around Halloween.

Merla · « **Reply #12 on:** Aug 03, 2007, 01:07:15 PM »

Quote from: Sam on Aug 01, 2007, 08:54:06 PM

Your mother issues amuse me.

You need counseling Doug, you should make an appointment with student health services.

The D · « **Reply #13 on:** Aug 03, 2007, 05:54:45 PM »

I might, I almost broke a vending machine.

I put a dollar in a coke machine, and then decided I didn't want anything. So I pressed the money return button, and nothing happened. And I pressed it again and again and again. And it wouldn't give me my dollar back. Evil fucking coke, I'm sticking to Pepsi you bastards!

ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #14 on:** Aug 03, 2007, 07:26:39 PM »

I hate humidity. Seriously, stop fucking with my hair. I'm moving to the desert, my hair looked good in Vegas.

B E C K · « **Reply #15 on:** Aug 03, 2007, 08:18:40 PM »

I get irrationally furious at purse straps touching me. As in other people's purse straps. It just bugs me. Irrationally so.

The D · « **Reply #16 on:** Aug 09, 2007, 06:48:02 PM »

Oh Jesus. I had my sig deleted from two boards because it was too big (I was using the sign below in both sigs). One board said they had a max sig size of 40px height, and the other one was a fucking incredible sig size of 25px height.

Fucking win and shit.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #17 on:** Aug 09, 2007, 07:33:43 PM »

D, my lawyer will be sending you a C&D letter. He'll CC a copy to Beck for good measure. While Miksch was the originator of the meme (as he is many others), anything posted on my board short of pedoporn legally belongs to me. So you're infringing and stuff.

Besides, a thread not shorter than the original would be required for Doug's irrational rantings, let along the rest of you.

B E C K · « **Reply #18 on:** Aug 09, 2007, 08:58:34 PM »

Quote from: Dangerous D on Aug 09, 2007, 06:48:02 PM

Oh Jesus. I had my sig deleted from two boards because it was too big (I was using the sign below in both sigs). One board said they had a max sig size of 40px height, and the other one was a fucking incredible sig size of 25px height.

Fucking win and shit.

Why don't you just comply with the sig limits?

Extra Zero · « **Reply #19 on:** Aug 09, 2007, 09:13:07 PM »

Because that would require logic and consideration.

B E C K · « **Reply #20 on:** Aug 09, 2007, 11:02:24 PM »

Can't they transfer that with an infusion of some kind?

Rama · « **Reply #21 on:** Aug 09, 2007, 11:12:30 PM »

How many Vulcans would you want to sacrifice? They'll be drained dry trying to compensate!

B E C K · « **Reply #22 on:** Aug 09, 2007, 11:47:01 PM »

Yes, but they can make more sperm!

The D · « **Reply #23 on:** Aug 10, 2007, 05:30:29 PM »

I think 40px is just too damn small. That's all. My big beaver would be a squashed beaver.

B E C K · « **Reply #24 on:** Aug 10, 2007, 05:47:16 PM »

Well use something else. Too bad. Some ppl don't want images cluttering things up. I can sympathize. Not complying at place where you are a guest is just rude and bitchy. Jeez.

The D · « **Reply #25 on:** Aug 11, 2007, 10:32:27 AM »

Bah, this site has a max sig height of 80px, which I think is kinda tiny to begin with... but what's worse is their max sig image size is 40px. NOT 80px.

max sig height=80px
max pic height=40px

what happens if I cut an image in half and stack the two halfs on top of each other? Nothing changes! How about making both the max sig size and max sig image size the SAME.

World's filled with fucking idiots. Must be that bizzaro logic Bush uses is spreading.

B E C K · « **Reply #26 on:** Aug 12, 2007, 02:51:39 AM »

They just don't want huge pictures around is all.

The D · « **Reply #27 on:** Aug 14, 2007, 11:32:27 AM »

Yes, but 80px isn't huge. My sig right here's 100px which is a good size. I've seen 500px sigs that are just horrendous. And it doesn't make sense to have the max size of a sig be 80px (and how they measure that size I don't know), but the max size of a pic in that sig be 40px. No sense.

I changed the topic so Bonr Boy doesn't sue us.

Now I'm really annoyed right now. I was trying to let a DVD render for a friend which takes a couple hours, and I was sitting on a nearby computer at the lab, when the lab tech came up and asked me to let someone else use the Video Editing computer. God dammit, I was there first! First come first serve, fuckers. And since I was going to see this friend, who lives 20 miles away, today, I could have handed it to him. Now I have to waste gas for another trip, or wait. Worst thing is, the people using it have Kia white collar shirts on. Dude, stop using university computers for your fucking corporate project. Your company's rich, have them buy you the equipment you need, you dicks.

a member of Slayer said that you have to be constantly pissed off to write good metal. I should join a metal band then. I'd be making fucking millions in a couple years.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #28 on:** Aug 14, 2007, 11:51:21 AM »

You're too whiny for metal. You should try joining Fall Out Boy. We all know how much you'd love whining on stage with eye-liner on.

Also, I'm not sure anyone in the metal community would take you seriously knowing that you're a Pomeranian enthusiast.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #29 on:** Aug 14, 2007, 01:36:49 PM »

I'm pretty pissed right now. We have a shoe shine/repair dude who comes by for a few hours every Tuesday, and he can't find the pair of shoes I gave to him personally in a bag with my business card taped on it. Needed a heel tap - maybe 10 minutes of work, but he was so damn busy chatting up every girl who walked by without a ring and trying to line up getting little Pinky stinky that he didn't have time to pay any attention to business.