Author Topic: $65 Million Dollar Pants (Read 9870 times)

B E C K · « **on:** May 06, 2007, 01:32:20 PM »

http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/ap/nation/4772418.html

FTW. They even offered him a $12,000 settlement, twelve times the price of his damn pants. And this mofo's a JUDGE! Boo.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #1 on:** May 06, 2007, 01:46:02 PM »

Hopefully the bar association will look at this situation and remove him from the bench.

B E C K · « **Reply #2 on:** May 06, 2007, 01:53:14 PM »

They better, that's BS.

IDE · « **Reply #3 on:** May 06, 2007, 04:13:45 PM »

Am I the only guy rooting for the judge to destroy these people?

Derrick · « **Reply #4 on:** May 06, 2007, 04:47:36 PM »

Probably. This guy just needs to be killed.

B E C K · « **Reply #5 on:** May 06, 2007, 05:13:58 PM »

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Am I the only guy rooting for the judge to destroy these people?

Why? What did Korean immigrants ever do to you? They offered him 12 times the price of his pants. Nigga please.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #6 on:** May 06, 2007, 07:49:57 PM »

Indeed. This is the guy's first time at bench too. Frivolous lawsuits are BULLSHIT and they need to end, period. Who knows what kind of other insane shit this moron will get away with on bench.

Bitch · « **Reply #7 on:** May 07, 2007, 12:11:53 AM »

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A customer got so steamed when a dry cleaner lost his trousers that he sued for $65 million. Two years later, he is still pressing his suit.

Maybe he should have pressed the suit himself to begin with.

If he doesn't get disbarred, I hope that he gets a shitload of stupid cases like this one to deal with.

IDE · « **Reply #8 on:** May 07, 2007, 01:07:42 AM »

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Why? What did Korean immigrants ever do to you?

They zerg'd my base before I could construct additional pylons that's what!

Max Con · « **Reply #9 on:** May 07, 2007, 04:35:36 AM »

In the end, all hatred towards Koreans links to Starcraft.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #10 on:** May 07, 2007, 11:39:28 AM »

This weasel would probably settle for one of the lovely young female relatives to walk around behind him all day, covering his shriveled pecker with her delicate hands in lieu of pants. Obviously, he only has one pair. :rolleyes:

B E C K · « **Reply #11 on:** Jun 13, 2007, 05:59:34 AM »

OMG, he was CRYING in the court room. Here's my off-the-cuff impression: "Boo hoo! My pants! Gimmee millions!"

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #12 on:** Jun 13, 2007, 12:14:57 PM »

It didn't work for Paris - why did he think turning on the waterworks would work for him?

And he's a judge - Jeez, wouldn't you love to have a looney toon like that officiating YOUR case?

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #13 on:** Jun 13, 2007, 11:27:40 PM »

He's a fucking pissant.

B E C K · « **Reply #14 on:** Jun 13, 2007, 11:39:45 PM »

The trick is to channel Nancy Kerrigan's crying knee. "WHY!!!? Why my pants!!? You've robbed me of Olympic gold!!"

B E C K · « **Reply #15 on:** Jun 26, 2007, 02:32:32 AM »

The Idiocy of His Traveling Pants ends. He may (and SHOULD) have to pay attorney's fees. Korean woman just wants to go back to Korea. We don't want the good immigrants to leave dammit, just the bad ones! Let's deport the judge.

Derrick · « **Reply #16 on:** Jun 26, 2007, 12:07:02 PM »

LMAO! BACK TO FRANCE, WITH THE OTHER PUSSIES!!! AHAHAHAHA!!!!

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #17 on:** Jun 26, 2007, 01:20:09 PM »

That reminds me after watching a lot of the Bond movies this past weekend - "My name is Pussy Galore" has got to be one of the all-time best movie lines.

Rama · « **Reply #18 on:** Jun 27, 2007, 12:49:53 AM »

" I must be dreaming." -Bond.

It's still not as good as "I think he is attempting reentry" from Moonraker, or "I thought Christmas only came once a year." from The World is Not Enough.

Although Goldfinger was a better movie then both, so it does have that.

B E C K · « **Reply #19 on:** Jun 27, 2007, 10:44:29 PM »

They should rename that judge "Pussy Galore".

Firebird1 · « **Reply #20 on:** Jun 28, 2007, 11:15:53 PM »

Well the Judge in that case dropped the lawsuit between the Judge and the Laundromat people.

That means, yes... The $130 million suit this judge has is now only half off....

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #21 on:** Jun 29, 2007, 12:38:23 PM »

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It's still not as good as "I think he is attempting reentry" from Moonraker, or "I thought Christmas only came once a year." from The World is Not Enough.

Lois Chiles from Moonraker lives here - saw her a couple of times. She's holding up pretty well for 60.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #22 on:** Jun 29, 2007, 11:42:33 PM »

She always seemed to be the classiest Bond woman in my mind.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #23 on:** Jul 02, 2007, 12:41:31 PM »

Lois was great. I liked Carole Bouquet, the one nobody remembers, and of course, Jane Seymour. Tanya Roberts was the absolute worst, hands down. People were hollering "DROP HER!" during the blimp sequence in the theater.

Another classy Lois - Ms. Maxwell as Miss Moneypenny. What a gorgeous voice - the epitome of sarcastic sophistication.

Rama · « **Reply #24 on:** Jul 02, 2007, 03:32:23 PM »

Jill St. John will get no love from me. One of the most annoying Bond Girls...course she was like that in the book too.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #25 on:** Jul 02, 2007, 04:34:15 PM »

Didn't like DAF that much in the first place, so I didn't even think of old Tiff. She did enable that great "collar and cuffs" line. Tanya's glass-cutter screeches of "JAAAAMMMEEEEEEEESSSS" and her utter blithering helplessness were what made me want to shoot the screen out.

Rama · « **Reply #26 on:** Jul 03, 2007, 02:00:20 AM »

True. But I liked View to a Kill....if for nothing more then it had Chris Walken in it. And I never cared for DAF either. My dislike of it is only surpassed by Moonraker.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #27 on:** Jul 03, 2007, 08:57:25 AM »

Chris was flawless - he & Robert Shaw are probably my favorite Bond villians. Too bad Tanya wasn't blown up instead of Grace Jones.

B E C K · « **Reply #28 on:** Jul 03, 2007, 04:52:41 PM »

Grace Jones deserved better!!