Author Topic: Merla's been watching a lot of Star Trek. (Read 12077 times)

B E C K · « **on:** May 21, 2007, 09:51:19 PM »

This must be stopped somehow.

Anyway, she says in her viewings so far that there's no indication Kirk has gotten laid.

IDE · « **Reply #1 on:** May 22, 2007, 02:58:20 AM »

He was doing every chick on that set!

He's the shat-man! Badda dada dee bop bop baddo bop...

ok i'll stop now.

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #2 on:** May 22, 2007, 07:50:29 AM »

Yeah he basically fathered like a thousand illegitimate, half alien children all over the galaxy.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #3 on:** May 22, 2007, 11:44:20 AM »

Shatner completely squicks me out in the ad where he's pawing all over the travel agent. Bleh!

Rama · « **Reply #4 on:** May 22, 2007, 04:29:38 PM »

Only because of 60s Standard and Practices. In today's NYPD blue world, he'd have a collection of large red Yeoman panties.

And at least she is watching the OS and not TNG. Instead of respecting other cultures, drinking tea, and quoting Shakespeare, she is killing Klingons, making out with Orion slave girls, and making fun of Spock for being different. Besides you wouldn't want her going around the house yelling "Engage" and "Make It So" all the time.

B E C K · « **Reply #5 on:** May 23, 2007, 12:14:31 AM »

No, she just sits down next to me and spouts fun facts like pointing out when Spock smiled. And how Shatner must be, like, the fattest vegan ever.

Rama · « **Reply #6 on:** May 23, 2007, 11:22:37 PM »

That's not cool at all. I'd go so far as to say that facts arn't even fun. How about something like "Scotty only had 3 fingers on his right hand and all of the close ups of his hand where a stunt double." or "Harlan Ellison wrote City on the Edge of Forever, but they butchered it and still bitches about it to this day. It's ok though cause he's a douche and got what he deserved."

The D · « **Reply #7 on:** Jun 05, 2007, 01:06:34 PM »

I've been watching it late saturday night at 1am.

I find it odd that Kirk and Spock can't go 5 minutes after beaming down to a planet without either getting into a shootout, or being captured by someone and surrendering... and then when they escape they get captured again by the opposing side 2 minutes later.

When you really think about it, that makes for poor storyline.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #8 on:** Jun 05, 2007, 01:47:01 PM »

I agree with Eddie Izzard - they really should have had options on the phasers like "aliens hear ice cream truck" and "aliens remember they left coffee pot on".

Rama · « **Reply #9 on:** Jun 05, 2007, 11:28:46 PM »

Eddie Izzard is a god, or at least a demi-god.

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #10 on:** Jun 06, 2007, 09:01:30 AM »

It's all about the James Doohan and Chekhov!

B E C K · « **Reply #11 on:** Jun 06, 2007, 05:19:40 PM »

One down, one to go.

Rama · « **Reply #12 on:** Jun 07, 2007, 09:23:55 AM »

As long as there are Nuclear Wessels...they'll be a Chekhov.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #13 on:** Jun 07, 2007, 12:23:45 PM »

Walter Koenig is such a sweetie. Jimmy Doohan could out-horndog IDE with one nut trussed behind his back.

B E C K · « **Reply #14 on:** Jun 07, 2007, 04:45:30 PM »

He could beam chicks up with the best of 'em. Hah.

The D · « **Reply #15 on:** Jun 07, 2007, 05:29:43 PM »

I have Walter Koenig's autograph. I'm sure it's worth all of 5 bucks on ebay.

IDE · « **Reply #16 on:** Jun 07, 2007, 11:03:59 PM »

Quote from: Bernie AKA on Jun 07, 2007, 12:23:45 PM

Jimmy Doohan could out-horndog IDE with one nut trussed behind his back.

If I ever gain any notoriety for fantasy film fame I will put this theory to the test.

B E C K · « **Reply #17 on:** Jun 08, 2007, 02:27:57 PM »

I was just wondering if Shatner's ever performed "Hello". That would be hilarious.

Rama · « **Reply #18 on:** Jun 09, 2007, 04:56:45 AM »

Quote from: Dangerous D on Jun 07, 2007, 05:29:43 PM

I have Walter Koenig's autograph. I'm sure it's worth all of 5 bucks on ebay.

I have Alec Guinness. On a picture of him as Obi-Wan Kenobi. It's worth hundreds.

Not really related, but I just like to brag.

The D · « **Reply #19 on:** Jun 09, 2007, 11:24:38 AM »

I was right! (current bid when I saw this was $5.50)

B E C K · « **Reply #20 on:** Sep 02, 2007, 02:47:08 AM »

Merla been working through the second season, where Kirk gets significantly more boo-tay. We also happened to catch one on tee vee and it was obvious he'd gotten his space mack on when one scene he's kissing a foil-wearing chick and next thing you know, she's fixing her hair and he's adjusting his boot. We all know that meant teh sex in the 60's!

Oh yeah, and afterwards, there was the hugest, juiciest fucking spider ever on our ceiling and I had to Hitlerize it.

IDE · « **Reply #21 on:** Sep 02, 2007, 06:08:20 PM »

I like how the newest star trek tried to emulate the oldest one but seeing scott backula make out with chicks just seems unnatural to me for some reason.

B E C K · « **Reply #22 on:** Sep 03, 2007, 02:17:30 AM »

That sounds super fucking creepy. Scott Bakula as a space mack-daddy. Ugh. It just doesn't work. He looks too goody-goody boyscout to me.

Rama · « **Reply #23 on:** Sep 03, 2007, 11:08:46 PM »

Quote from: IDE on Sep 02, 2007, 06:08:20 PM

I like how the newest star trek tried to emulate the oldest one but seeing scott backula make out with chicks just seems unnatural to me for some reason.

Yeah! He should be making out with Sam and Ziggy in a wild three way!

IDE · « **Reply #24 on:** Sep 04, 2007, 12:00:20 AM »

B E C K · « **Reply #25 on:** Sep 04, 2007, 10:24:41 AM »

I guess Al just watches as usual.

Merla · « **Reply #26 on:** Sep 04, 2007, 08:16:27 PM »

Quote from: B E C K on Sep 03, 2007, 02:17:30 AM

That sounds super fucking creepy. Scott Bakula as a space mack-daddy. Ugh. It just doesn't work. He looks too goody-goody boyscout to me.

EWWWWW!!! I don't wanna think about him getting laid. Sick!

Sam · « **Reply #27 on:** Sep 06, 2007, 04:47:40 PM »

If we're talking about Star Trek, we should be talking about which Dax was hotter.

Rama · « **Reply #28 on:** Sep 06, 2007, 06:35:23 PM »

Curzon Dax of course!

B E C K · « **Reply #29 on:** Sep 06, 2007, 11:29:49 PM »

I'll concur.