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Am I a prima donna?
« on: May 14, 2007, 12:44:56 AM »
So I text this chick with "Hey sexy what are you doin 2nite?"

And she texts back "at Ken's (a bar)...come play"


So I show up and we barely say hi before some dumbass with a spartan helmet made out of beer cartons walks over and they start talking.  I go call some friends at another bar and decide to give her one last chance.  So we start talking and she's like "me and dumbass love 300! We're like obsessed about it!" so then she introduces me to her big sister in the sorority and we start talking again basically going over the basics again cause every time we talk we're drunk and then her big sister grabs her and asks her to play darts and she tells me she's gonna play darts and I'm like go for it.

So then I make another phone call and walk out to my car because I figure this encounter is at an end.  For I have deemed it so.  

But then as I reach my car.  I hear someone yell my name and I sort of turn and wave and stand outside my car talking on the phone for awhile before driving away.  

It was her calling my name but I didn't feel like walking back.  No one dismisses me and then beckons me over.  Who does she think she's dealing with? (well I guess I answered my own question).

She texted me "ouch"

And I texted back "What? Thought you were playing darts.  I gotta hit AJ's for a minute.  We should hang out sometime"


I can't figure out if I'm an attention whore or if she was out of line.  Actually it doesn't matter because I'm leaving here soon...damn it.  I really have to start swallowing my pride during these situations and scoring no matter the cost to my ego.
« Last Edit: May 14, 2007, 12:46:24 AM by IDE »

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« Reply #1 on: May 14, 2007, 03:32:32 PM »
What if she has a fetish and won't do you unless you're wearing a beer carton helmet?  
Tortures end me,
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Of all the pains, the greatest pain
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« Reply #2 on: May 14, 2007, 10:38:26 PM »
For some reason I don't think putting on armor would bother me too much.
« Last Edit: May 14, 2007, 10:39:31 PM by IDE »

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« Reply #3 on: May 15, 2007, 02:47:40 AM »
And yet no face, what are you hiding?
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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« Reply #4 on: May 15, 2007, 03:51:16 AM »
I still hold that his face was horribly disfigured and he now blames Reed Richards for it.  

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« Reply #5 on: May 15, 2007, 07:08:21 AM »
I imagined someone like you with a bigger...















...mirror.

And yes, you are.  I'm kinda the same way.  If no one's talking to me then I don't see the point of my being there.
« Last Edit: May 15, 2007, 07:09:23 AM by Hermeline »