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« on: May 03, 2007, 04:51:31 PM »
Now for 20 pts. and without googling/going to wikipedia/whatever, who the fuck was he?

http://news.yahoo.com/photos/sm/events/sc/...YdUU8ABx.VqWscF

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« Reply #1 on: May 03, 2007, 05:23:34 PM »
Well.....given the old pictures I'd say he was either a Gemini or Apollo astronaught. I'm leaning towards Apollo, but it could have been both since a lot of the guys held over from that. He wasn't on Apollo 11 or 13. 12 went to the moon, so I figure the name would ring a bell if I heard the name, which it doesn't. So I'd assume he was on one of the earlier Apollo mission.

That's my best guess. I should know more about him, but I don't.
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« Reply #2 on: May 03, 2007, 05:36:25 PM »
I don't know anything about him.  I shouldn't know any more than nothing considering I don't care.

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« Reply #3 on: May 03, 2007, 05:47:50 PM »
I want to care, but jeez.  "Astronaut dies".  Hmmm.  Yep.

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« Reply #4 on: May 03, 2007, 10:30:31 PM »
I'd care if he was killed by aliens during a mission.  

I'd sign up with the space marines the next day and swear allegiance to the immortal god emperor of mankind.

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« Reply #5 on: May 04, 2007, 01:44:50 AM »
I think I heard on the news this morning that he was part of Apollo 7.
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« Reply #6 on: May 04, 2007, 03:57:47 AM »
Hey I was pretty close. Not bad. If you had just told me his name with no pics I wouldn't have got that far though.


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« Reply #7 on: May 04, 2007, 05:57:10 PM »
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I'd care if he was killed by aliens during a mission.
Alien and Predator or Kang and Kodos?  I wonder how many people would commit suicide that day if we made contact with real Alien aliens.  I think with Kang and Kodos though, a lot of people would just play it by ear.

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« Reply #8 on: May 04, 2007, 11:40:36 PM »
I think we made contact with aliens when we met IDE. He's asexual and ugly.

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« Reply #9 on: May 04, 2007, 11:41:48 PM »
OH!  OW!  Snap!  Mr. IDE, your comments upon these allegations?!

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« Reply #10 on: May 04, 2007, 11:44:33 PM »
I know what he's going to say. He's going to say "you are fat, full of diseases, ugly, etc,etc" but the truth is: no, im not ugly, or anything. i'm hot, disease-free and smart. i work at ibm for fuck's sake. (and no i didn't have to blow anyone's dick)

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« Reply #11 on: May 04, 2007, 11:50:22 PM »
They didn't insert anything in your USB port, did they?

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« Reply #12 on: May 04, 2007, 11:52:23 PM »
nope, it was all rain related. maybe they insterted an USB port there, but i don't think so.

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« Reply #13 on: May 04, 2007, 11:56:02 PM »
Rain!?   :blink:  Golden rain?  

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« Reply #14 on: May 05, 2007, 02:56:31 AM »
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HA HA! Oh that was awesome.  

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« Reply #15 on: May 05, 2007, 03:26:28 PM »
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OH!  OW!  Snap!  Mr. IDE, your comments upon these allegations?!
There is empirical evidence to the contrary.

Though some have commented on my skills as being extraordinary, out of this world if you will.

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Would Kang and Kodos start a breeding program?  I'd be much more accepting of their rule if I could be put out to stud.

 

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« Reply #16 on: May 05, 2007, 05:03:57 PM »
Why would they Breed when they could clone. It's much more efficent.  

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« Reply #17 on: May 05, 2007, 05:22:24 PM »
Then I'd rather face the aliens and predators.

A chance (however slim) to win out over insurmountable odds or die trying > Slavery at the hands of inept tentacle monsters.


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« Reply #18 on: May 06, 2007, 01:40:05 AM »
Or you could just turn black and be the Danny Glover Predator killer instead. No need for the funny accent then, jut a dead career.  
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« Reply #19 on: May 06, 2007, 10:45:22 AM »
Or you could just turn into a hot chick.  Then the Predators practically die for you.