Author Topic: The Sphere Ballot! (Read 9895 times)

B E C K · « **on:** Apr 28, 2007, 06:11:26 PM »

At work, since it's the end of the school year, there's always this thingy where we vote for people for silly things like "Most Likely to Become Famous" or "Most Artistic" (I actually read that one on the ballot as "Most Autistic" and a few of us had a good laugh of it). I was actually asked for suggestions on some of the categories, but all of mine were mean and the thing has to be all lovably, sickeningly PC. :evil: So I decided to throw out ones for the Sphere. Make up your own too or whatever.

*Most Likely to Look Like Dr. Daniel Jackson from Stargate
*Most Likely to Post Drunk (May be a toss up!)
*Most Likely to Have AIDS
*Best Thread Killer
*Most Unmissed Absentee Poster
*Best Comeback Poster
*Most Autistic (heh)
*Most Likely to Live So Far Away From Civilization That If They Were Murdered No One Would Hear Them Scream
*Best Poster Who Writes for the Solano Community College Tempest
*Best Christian Poster
*Slowest Connection
*Funniest Avatar
*Mr. Sphere
*Miss Sphere (They actually did something like these two at work. I have no idea what the hell it's suppose to mean.)
*Best Minority Poster
*Best Gay Poster
*Awesomest Child-Free Poster
*Coolest Canadian Poster
*Funniest Custom Title
*Hottest Foreign Countess
*Most Likely To Post Offensive Images That Causes Those Of Us At Work and School To Have to Shut Off Images Because People Will Look Over Our Shoulders And See Offensive Images
*Took Most Advantage of Guest Posting
*Best Signature
*Best Drive-By Poster
*Most Likely to Look Like Charlie Sheen
*Most Likely to Use An Avatar That is Clearly Out of Proportion To The Point That It Is Almost Unrecognizable
*Most Likely To Be Full of Useless Historical Facts
*Most Bitchy
*Most Likely to Make a Comical Typo

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #1 on:** Apr 29, 2007, 09:56:24 AM »

damnit im definitely not the one who would win the "most likely to post drunk", since bitch-ass here started posting. before i would have, though. ah good times.

joe · « **Reply #2 on:** Apr 29, 2007, 10:52:26 AM »

I think I've really got a shot at one of these!

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #3 on:** Apr 29, 2007, 06:09:27 PM »

wait, who looks liek Charlie Sheen! who!

Derrick · « **Reply #4 on:** Apr 29, 2007, 07:29:51 PM »

It's Daniel Jackson, btw.

B E C K · « **Reply #5 on:** Apr 29, 2007, 11:16:32 PM »

I knew I should've just gone with "Dr. Jackson". Gut, why didn't I listen to you?

Rama · « **Reply #6 on:** Apr 29, 2007, 11:45:10 PM »

Most Likely To Be Full of Useless Historical Facts and Slowest Connection here I come.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #7 on:** Apr 30, 2007, 12:32:51 AM »

You're slower than 24.0 Kbps?

B E C K · « **Reply #8 on:** Apr 30, 2007, 12:50:27 AM »

Here's some more:

Most Likely to Crossdress
Past Poster Most Likely to Be In Prison
Poster Most Likely to Be on Meds Right Now
Best Dead MySpace Profile
Best Anon Poster
Most Likely to Confuse Faye With Their English
Most Likely to Post With Emoticons
Best Chef
Most Haggardly Librarian Poster
Best Chris Jericho Avatar
Poster With Most Racist Remarks
Most Intoxicated Rodent, Lagomorph, or Marsupial
Best Poster in the LOST Threads
Hottest Post Count
Quote of the Year
Best Storyteller
Most Likely to Have a Bastard Child Floating Around Somewhere
Most Likely to Send Ashes Into Space or Donate Body to Science
Hottest Non Organ Donor
Owner of Sexiest Cat
Most Likely to Have Killed Chelsey Suzie With a Hatchet

Rama · « **Reply #9 on:** Apr 30, 2007, 01:49:24 AM »

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You're slower than 24.0 Kbps?

More then likely. Havn't tested it in awhile. I'm sure there is someplace our connection speeds could be put to the test if you wish to battle for the title.

IDE · « **Reply #10 on:** Apr 30, 2007, 04:23:59 AM »

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damnit im definitely not the one who would win the "most likely to post drunk", since bitch-ass here started posting. before i would have, though. ah good times.

Don't worry. You're stil a lock for the AIDS award.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #11 on:** Apr 30, 2007, 05:59:25 AM »

Hmm no i don't think so, you deserve that one more than I.

B E C K · « **Reply #12 on:** Apr 30, 2007, 01:59:27 PM »

What if we declare a tie, you split the Butterfinger you would've gotten as a prize, and we all go home happy?

IDE · « **Reply #13 on:** Apr 30, 2007, 04:36:51 PM »

And sully her legacy? No, my feeble works are nothing in comparison.

B E C K · « **Reply #14 on:** Apr 30, 2007, 09:55:45 PM »

Okay, only if I get to keep the Butterfinger.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #15 on:** May 02, 2007, 01:03:12 AM »

I'm hearkened back to the days of bad Simpsons cross-promotion...

B E C K · « **Reply #16 on:** May 02, 2007, 01:37:00 AM »

Nobody better lay a finger on my Butterfinger, man! If it makes you feel better, do the Bartman.

Rama · « **Reply #17 on:** May 02, 2007, 03:21:58 AM »

I remember they use to run the video to that at the end of the Sunday afternoon movies to even up the time.

Max Con · « **Reply #18 on:** May 02, 2007, 03:34:01 AM »

I'm bored as hell and a stone's throw away to filling out every ballod myself, even if most are glaringly obvious.

B E C K · « **Reply #19 on:** May 02, 2007, 03:37:54 PM »

Knock yourself out. Here's some more:

Most Likely To Be Sat On And Crushed By Oprah
Most Likely To Still Watch MTV
Most Likely To Hum Dire Straits Songs While Moving Large Appliances
Best Tits (Male or Female)
Most Likely To Fill In Every Ballot, Even If Most Are Glaringly Obvious

Derrick · « **Reply #20 on:** May 03, 2007, 12:24:29 AM »

Make sure to add: Most likely to charged for statutory rape.

B E C K · « **Reply #21 on:** May 03, 2007, 12:30:13 AM »

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Make sure to add: Most likely to charged for statutory rape.

to BE charged or to HAVE charged?

Rama · « **Reply #22 on:** May 03, 2007, 01:19:49 AM »

Better just go with both.

B E C K · « **Reply #23 on:** May 03, 2007, 01:37:53 AM »

Looks like I get to keep another Butterfinger.

Max Con · « **Reply #24 on:** May 03, 2007, 04:03:08 AM »

Onward, to battle!

Past and present users, so forth.

*Most Likely to Look Like Dr. Daniel Jackson from Stargate Tom!
*Most Likely to Post Drunk (May be a toss up!) IDE, after a failed bootycall
*Most Likely to Have AIDS Tom.
*Best Thread Killer Rama
*Most Unmissed Absentee Poster The voters could not decide between Knurph, Doc Evil, and Murry
*Best Comeback Poster DOUG!!!!!!!!
*Most Autistic (heh) Tom
*Most Likely to Live So Far Away From Civilization That If They Were Murdered No One Would Hear Them Scream Emerid
*Best Poster Who Writes for the Solano Community College Tempest Joseph Saunders
*Best Christian Poster Schwig
*Slowest Connection Emerid!
*Funniest Avatar Mofuggin Pacman
*Mr. Sphere Toe
*Miss Sphere (They actually did something like these two at work. I have no idea what the hell it's suppose to mean.) Tom
*Best Minority Poster Toe
*Best Gay Poster ZR
*Awesomest Child-Free Poster Merla (lawl internal clock)
*Coolest Canadian Poster j-o-e
*Funniest Custom Title "Sexy, as always"
*Hottest Foreign Countess Bernie. Irish counts.
*Most Likely To Post Offensive Images That Causes Those Of Us At Work and School To Have to Shut Off Images Because People Will Look Over Our Shoulders And See Offensive Images miraculous max con
*Took Most Advantage of Guest Posting weekend at bernie's
*Best Signature Nuri's, because it's the only one I'll glare at for more than half a second
*Best Drive-By Poster Shwig
*Most Likely to Look Like Charlie Sheen Doc Evil STRIKES!
*Most Likely to Use An Avatar That is Clearly Out of Proportion To The Point That It Is Almost Unrecognizable Faye
*Most Likely To Be Full of Useless Historical Facts Bernie
*Most Bitchy Doug
*Most Likely to Make a Comical Typo ram-a
Most Likely to Crossdress ZR
Past Poster Most Likely to Be In Prison douglassssssssssss
Poster Most Likely to Be on Meds Right Now ^^^^^^^^
Best Dead MySpace Profile AS IF I WOULD KEEP UP WITH THAT
Best Anon Poster I don't even know
Most Likely to Confuse Faye With Their English 10-way tie
Most Likely to Post With Emoticons Tom
Best Chef Can't Emerid cook or something?
Most Haggardly Librarian Poster That would be you, nuri!
Best Chris Jericho Avatar Emorrhoid
Poster With Most Racist Remarks ha. I can't decide between me or Faye
Most Intoxicated Rodent, Lagomorph, or Marsupial Faye
Best Poster in the LOST Threads Nuriiiii
Hottest Post Count Scott Baio's balls
Quote of the Year Guys that are faithful are either losers
Best Storyteller Emerid, your words are what give my spirit license to soar
Most Likely to Have a Bastard Child Floating Around Somewhere IIIDDDEEE
Most Likely to Send Ashes Into Space or Donate Body to Science Doug
Hottest Non Organ Donor The fuck?
Owner of Sexiest Cat Nuri
Most Likely to Have Killed Chelsey Suzie With a Hatchet Toe. It's his day-job.
Most Likely To Be Sat On And Crushed By Oprah Tom
Most Likely To Still Watch MTV Faye
Most Likely To Hum Dire Straits Songs While Moving Large Appliances
Best Tits (Male or Female) Emerid
Most Likely To Fill In Every Ballot, Even If Most Are Glaringly Obvious macks khan

20 minutes I will never see again. Dull the pain, Winamp.

Rama · « **Reply #25 on:** May 03, 2007, 04:08:59 AM »

See...you would think they would be glaringly obvious, but apparently they are not.

Max Con · « **Reply #26 on:** May 03, 2007, 04:42:22 AM »

I made the mistake of skimming it until I actually filled it out.

B E C K · « **Reply #27 on:** May 03, 2007, 04:50:07 PM »

[doHTML]I can't believe Turkey Mr. Bean Stuck His Hand In To Get His Watch Back came out of this a complete loser![/doHTML] But awesome that you did almost you whole thing. I hereby vote you Coolest Poster Will Most Balls To Waste Time Filling Out a Meaningless Forum Ballot.

Max Con · « **Reply #28 on:** May 03, 2007, 06:40:35 PM »

Did almost the whole thing? Am I going blind and missed some?

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #29 on:** May 03, 2007, 06:48:54 PM »

....What?