Author Topic: Hey, where's joe's birthday thread? (Read 9504 times)

Bernie AKA · « **on:** Apr 03, 2007, 07:59:13 PM »

Nothin' between February 19th & 24th. That means no one noticed Alan Rickman's BD either. :huh:

The tragedy - if only I hadn't been away....

Derrick · « **Reply #1 on:** Apr 03, 2007, 08:29:11 PM »

Well I just plain don't like Joe. But you, I did miss!

*huggles* DON'T EVER LEAVE AGAIN, MAMA!

B E C K · « **Reply #2 on:** Apr 03, 2007, 08:57:07 PM »

If you asked me off the top of my head, I would've remembered joe's birthday was in Feb but I always forget things like that in the context of everyday life. I've neglected my poor cactus! No wonder they always die.

joe · « **Reply #3 on:** Apr 03, 2007, 11:14:33 PM »

The truth is, I've stopped having birthdays.

I'll be Forever Young, just like Mel Gibson! Only without all that Anti-Semitism.

B E C K · « **Reply #4 on:** Apr 03, 2007, 11:54:50 PM »

I never thought there'd be a day both Mel Gibson and Tom Cruise had gone crazy. I miss teh eighties!

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #5 on:** Apr 04, 2007, 12:46:45 PM »

Feh. Guess I'll have to go spank Alan Rickman twice then.

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*huggles* DON'T EVER LEAVE AGAIN, MAMA!

Mama?! <_<

*redoes taxes and chell new refund amount*

SWEETIE!! *hug*

B E C K · « **Reply #6 on:** Apr 04, 2007, 01:57:27 PM »

!!!!! Reminds me of a lot of people.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #7 on:** Apr 08, 2007, 07:55:59 AM »

That reminds me... what will be the next trend for adoption? First it was chinese girls, now african boys.... next? latin? I should get me one before it becomes to trendy.

Derrick · « **Reply #8 on:** Apr 08, 2007, 12:22:12 PM »

What about disillusioned graduate students? We need love too!

And share somma that refund, Bernie. I needs me some new suits!

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #9 on:** Apr 08, 2007, 07:59:44 PM »

I'd do you, is that enough love for you?

B E C K · « **Reply #10 on:** Apr 08, 2007, 10:24:56 PM »

Yikes.

What about little Russian children? They have to wait in that long line for McDonald's. Surely some celebrity feels sorry for them.

Rama · « **Reply #11 on:** Apr 09, 2007, 08:00:47 AM »

We already took Yakov Smirnoff. Isn't that enough?

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #12 on:** Apr 09, 2007, 09:36:38 AM »

Mmmmmm. Smirnoff.

B E C K · « **Reply #13 on:** Apr 09, 2007, 11:49:37 AM »

In McDonald's line, Big Mac eats you!

Rama · « **Reply #14 on:** Apr 09, 2007, 12:05:55 PM »

Is that before or after the secert police shove red hot irons up your rectum?

Derrick · « **Reply #15 on:** Apr 09, 2007, 01:02:48 PM »

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I'd do you, is that enough love for you?

Wait whoa, what the hell? Is that directed at me?!

x.x

B E C K · « **Reply #16 on:** Apr 09, 2007, 02:39:00 PM »

You know it is, girlfriend.

Derrick · « **Reply #17 on:** Apr 09, 2007, 07:07:13 PM »

I AM NOT A PIECE OF MEAT!

;.;

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #18 on:** Apr 09, 2007, 07:32:44 PM »

but of course
all men are. and women too. we are just pieces of meat with brains.

Derrick · « **Reply #19 on:** Apr 09, 2007, 10:17:35 PM »

How nihilistic.

IDE · « **Reply #20 on:** Apr 10, 2007, 02:02:44 AM »

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The truth is, I've stopped having birthdays.

I did this years ago and never looked back.

B E C K · « **Reply #21 on:** Apr 10, 2007, 12:30:39 PM »

I'm not a piece of meat. I'm a very tired, underused brain with pieces of meat attached to me.

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I did this years ago and never looked back.

And he's looks as young as ever, rivaling the youthful likes of Gene Simmons and Kenny Rogers.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #22 on:** Apr 10, 2007, 08:39:26 PM »

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I'm not a piece of meat. I'm a very tired, underused brain with pieces of meat attached to me.

Even though you say that, I bet there are guys out there that want to hump you!

B E C K · « **Reply #23 on:** Apr 10, 2007, 11:32:01 PM »

But most guys want to do anything with a hole. That doesn't mean anything.

joe · « **Reply #24 on:** Apr 11, 2007, 12:05:30 AM »

So has anyone found it yet?

B E C K · « **Reply #25 on:** Apr 11, 2007, 12:21:52 AM »

What, my hole? Last I heard, they gave up on it like that dude that got lost kayaking from Australia to New Zealand and they only found his kayak.

joe · « **Reply #26 on:** Apr 11, 2007, 12:31:11 AM »

No, my birthday thread, you saucy trollop.

B E C K · « **Reply #27 on:** Apr 11, 2007, 12:38:02 AM »

I think it got lost down the hole.

Rama · « **Reply #28 on:** Apr 11, 2007, 06:32:12 AM »

:: Pulls on a rubber glove. ::

I'll get it. Now just relax and this will go a lot easier.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #29 on:** Apr 11, 2007, 07:22:36 AM »

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What, my hole? Last I heard, they gave up on it like that dude that got lost kayaking from Australia to New Zealand and they only found his kayak.