Author Topic: MIA: Faye Valentine. (Read 6458 times)

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #30 on:** Mar 13, 2007, 08:04:42 AM »

She's back! Hide the women and children!

Rama · « **Reply #31 on:** Mar 13, 2007, 11:45:10 AM »

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The Man is always keeping me down.

B E C K · « **Reply #32 on:** Mar 13, 2007, 10:42:55 PM »

Welcome to the real world, sonny.

jonhammstein · « **Reply #33 on:** Mar 13, 2007, 11:04:09 PM »

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The Man is always keeping me down.

It's easier for him to screw you that way. And by "him" I mean "The Man" by which I mean RE.

But not Resident Evil, no.

B E C K · « **Reply #34 on:** Mar 13, 2007, 11:20:28 PM »

The Royal Engineers?

jonhammstein · « **Reply #35 on:** Mar 13, 2007, 11:23:16 PM »

Rump Eaters.

Rama · « **Reply #36 on:** Mar 13, 2007, 11:33:35 PM »

Slasher horror star Robert Englund?

jonhammstein · « **Reply #37 on:** Mar 13, 2007, 11:38:04 PM »

Wait, is that what Faye really looks like?

She seems so Rambunctiously Exotic!

Rama · « **Reply #38 on:** Mar 13, 2007, 11:42:41 PM »

No, but if you bug her enough she'll show you. Just ask Shelly.

jonhammstein · « **Reply #39 on:** Mar 13, 2007, 11:46:07 PM »

Heh. I heard all about Shelly and Faye's Sexcellent Adventure. Scandalous!

Derrick · « **Reply #40 on:** Mar 13, 2007, 11:46:56 PM »

She did the turtle? She must like cheese.

B E C K · « **Reply #41 on:** Mar 13, 2007, 11:47:21 PM »

Recreated years later by Bill and Ted in a DTV sequel.

Rama · « **Reply #42 on:** Mar 13, 2007, 11:49:03 PM »

Oh don't tease me woman!

B E C K · « **Reply #43 on:** Mar 13, 2007, 11:53:13 PM »

You're gay for Bill and Ted?

Rama · « **Reply #44 on:** Mar 13, 2007, 11:54:08 PM »

Well I wouldn't say gay...but the idea of another Bill and Ted movie does make it move a little.

B E C K · « **Reply #45 on:** Mar 13, 2007, 11:55:20 PM »

Are you sure? Maybe that's a death rattle.

Rama · « **Reply #46 on:** Mar 14, 2007, 12:01:35 AM »

If it didn't die after that accident with the blowdryer...I think it can survie this.

B E C K · « **Reply #47 on:** Mar 14, 2007, 12:04:14 AM »

Maybe it's a zombie now, living off of zombie powets.

Rama · « **Reply #48 on:** Mar 14, 2007, 12:05:00 AM »

That'd make a good movie.

:: Writes all this down. ::

B E C K · « **Reply #49 on:** Mar 14, 2007, 12:06:03 AM »

I even have a title for the second one: ZOMBIE PENIS II: DRACULA DILDO'S REVENGE.

Rama · « **Reply #50 on:** Mar 14, 2007, 12:11:15 AM »

Wait Wait Wait....Dracula? Are we having blood sucking tally wackers as well?

B E C K · « **Reply #51 on:** Mar 14, 2007, 12:13:53 AM »

ZOMBIE PENIS III: THE PUSSY WOLFEN!

Rama · « **Reply #52 on:** Mar 14, 2007, 12:17:56 AM »

Let's not get ahead of ourselves. First movie can be stand alone. After we get the returns we can start planing sequels.

B E C K · « **Reply #53 on:** Mar 14, 2007, 12:20:33 AM »

ZOMBIE PENIS IV: THE OMEGA ASS!

Rama · « **Reply #54 on:** Mar 14, 2007, 12:24:53 AM »

This is why none of our movies ever get made...you can never focus.

B E C K · « **Reply #55 on:** Mar 14, 2007, 12:29:49 AM »

I know.

ZOMBIE PENIS V: ANALIEN VS. SEXUAL PREDATOR!

jonhammstein · « **Reply #56 on:** Mar 14, 2007, 12:29:56 AM »

Zombie Penis VI: Fun With Cock and Jane

Rama · « **Reply #57 on:** Mar 14, 2007, 12:33:45 AM »

If one of these doesn't end it "The Wrath of Balls." I'm going to be disappointed.

B E C K · « **Reply #58 on:** Mar 14, 2007, 12:48:23 AM »

Fine. ZOMBIE PENIS VII: WRATH OF BALLS!

William Shatner: BAAALLLLLLLLLSSS!!

Rama · « **Reply #59 on:** Mar 14, 2007, 11:35:17 AM »

Oh if we could actually get Shatner, that would be godly.