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« on: Feb 06, 2007, 10:06:41 PM »
I write for this now

Now, it doesn't get me paid, but it kind of works.
 

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« Reply #1 on: Feb 06, 2007, 10:48:02 PM »
Where are you?

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« Reply #2 on: Feb 06, 2007, 10:54:13 PM »
"New Missles".  Have anymore?

EDIT:  N/M, found it through your profile.  You should've linked that.  The rest of those losers can go rim themselves.
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« Reply #3 on: Feb 07, 2007, 12:27:21 AM »
I'm not navigating through that mess.  Link directly to your stuff ploz.

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« Reply #4 on: Feb 07, 2007, 10:37:34 AM »
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« Reply #5 on: Feb 07, 2007, 01:24:17 PM »
I liked your articles. I wanna go to that Indian restaraunt now.

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« Reply #6 on: Feb 07, 2007, 02:31:20 PM »
I keep reading that "Park Panty".  Yipes.

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« Reply #7 on: Feb 07, 2007, 08:33:06 PM »
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I keep reading that "Park Panty".  Yipes.
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Coming soon: A Lasagna recipe.

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« Reply #8 on: Feb 07, 2007, 09:10:32 PM »
Makes me miss the awesome indian restaurant i went to in brooklyn.

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« Reply #9 on: Feb 07, 2007, 11:19:12 PM »
I bet it's Hello Kitty.  And by "it" I mean the panty.

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« Reply #10 on: Feb 08, 2007, 12:06:30 AM »
I'll read that!  

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« Reply #11 on: Feb 08, 2007, 12:38:44 AM »
You'd read his panty?

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« Reply #12 on: Feb 08, 2007, 02:04:41 AM »
Um.....Yes?  

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« Reply #13 on: Feb 08, 2007, 09:08:39 AM »
Interesting note on my restaurant review: It was originally 1038 words.
Copy Editor: "DUDE. Your review is over a thousand words."
Me: "...Yeah. Is that a lot?"
Copy Editor: "..YEAH. The average review is lkike 500."
Me: "Well, I'm just above average."

Ended up having to cut it down to 900 words.

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« Reply #14 on: Feb 08, 2007, 01:18:03 PM »
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Um.....Yes?
That's not an "i" or an "l", by the way.

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« Reply #15 on: Feb 08, 2007, 01:47:18 PM »
You get paid by the word right?

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« Reply #16 on: Feb 08, 2007, 02:16:33 PM »
He doesn't get paid at all.  

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« Reply #17 on: Feb 08, 2007, 02:23:02 PM »
I could've sworn he said he gets paid a certain amount per word for this.

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« Reply #18 on: Feb 08, 2007, 02:31:36 PM »
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« Reply #19 on: Feb 08, 2007, 03:11:16 PM »
If you kick in 2 bits it's a deal.

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« Reply #20 on: Feb 08, 2007, 03:24:00 PM »
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« Reply #21 on: Feb 12, 2007, 05:21:05 PM »
If I wanna read E's shit I'll just keep coming here.
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« Reply #22 on: Feb 12, 2007, 07:16:42 PM »
No, You wanna read E's recipe's/Opinion pieces/Game columns, you'll read that. You wanna read E's personal happenings/ventings/complaints/such, you come here.

Note: The Tempest writing I do as part of the class, so I do NOT get paid for them.
Articles I wrote for an online wargaming magazine that has yet to publish them? Those I get paid per word for.

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« Reply #23 on: Feb 13, 2007, 12:50:03 PM »
Oh, so it's for a class.  I thought you were just volunteering to write.  I know they have openings here for our school paper but what would I write about?  Anyway, I think the ones here are volunteer.