Hallmark commericals are too full of their own shit to solicit much more than an annoyed chuckle.
Pom Poko makes Merla cry. We saw it again the other night and she's all "don't, I'll cry, I always cry". How can you cry when there's ballsacks in your face for half of the movie? But sure enough, boo hoo, the poor little forest animals were homeless and there went the waterworks.