Author Topic: Girl likes guy who is taken (Read 58067 times)

IDE · « **Reply #30 on:** Feb 02, 2007, 06:23:52 PM »

Well I guess techinically I'm not cheating since I'm not technically committed.

Actually now that I think about it I only really cheated on 1 of my girlfriends. Well 2 but one was a witness to a crime and I needed her to testify for me so that relationship doesn't really count.

It was my only long relationship (2 years) and I cheated on her 3 times.

1) I got drunk and let this chick blow me while I was driving.
2) I got drunk and let my sister's friend blow me.
3) I wasn't drunk, the relationship was nearly over, and I let the door girl where I work blow me.

I felt really guilty after the first 2 times, by the 3rd time all the guilt had burned away and I suffered an alignment change to neutral evil.

B E C K · « **Reply #31 on:** Feb 02, 2007, 07:05:31 PM »

You said yourself the relationship was nearly over, so that's probably what did it. Maybe you should lighten up on the sauce.

IDE · « **Reply #32 on:** Feb 02, 2007, 11:59:33 PM »

It's not the sauce that needs to be lightened up on, but I do need to remember to take advil and drink lots of water before going to bed. I lost this whole day because of vomiting everywhere.

Rama · « **Reply #33 on:** Feb 03, 2007, 02:59:08 AM »

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I guess I must be a loser then.
Yes, you are. Ohhhhhh, I had to do that. You set yourself up, man. Me so solly.

Truthfully I was expecting that. If you didn't do it, someone else would have.

I'm with Squirrel though, I think Faye's statement has more to do with the men she chooses to associate with then it does with any concrete facts on the Male sex as a whole. She’s told me about the guys she hangs with, not exactly the cream of the crop.

B E C K · « **Reply #34 on:** Feb 03, 2007, 08:05:32 AM »

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Truthfully I was expecting that. If you didn't do it, someone else would have.

And don't you feel better it was me?

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It's not the sauce that needs to be lightened up on, but I do need to remember to take advil and drink lots of water before going to bed. I lost this whole day because of vomiting everywhere.

When you drink so much you vomit everywhere and accidentally have chicks blow you, you have a problem. Sorry, dude. Better call up AA.

Too Early to Log in Wicked E · « **Reply #35 on:** Feb 03, 2007, 09:37:10 AM »

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I'm with Squirrel though, I think Faye's statement has more to do with the men she chooses to associate with then it does with any concrete facts on the Male sex as a whole. She’s told me about the guys she hangs with, not exactly the cream of the crop.

I just can't believe she said something that....wait. Sorry. Thought about it for a minute.

B E C K · « **Reply #36 on:** Feb 03, 2007, 11:30:31 AM »

That was your cue to say "they must be cream of the wheat".

Rama · « **Reply #37 on:** Feb 04, 2007, 05:59:01 AM »

*rimshot*

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And don't you feel better it was me?

Actually yes. As sad as that may be.

B E C K · « **Reply #38 on:** Feb 04, 2007, 10:27:06 PM »

So, see, I did you a favor.

Where's my "thank you"?! Kids these days! :angry:

Guest · « **Reply #39 on:** Feb 05, 2007, 08:46:09 AM »

I see Faye has realized the stupidity of her statement and declined to reply..
...I don't get the "Cream of Wheat" thing.

Rama · « **Reply #40 on:** Feb 05, 2007, 01:22:42 PM »

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So, see, I did you a favor.

Where's my "thank you"?! Kids these days! :angry:

Uhhhh....Thank you for calling me a loser?

B E C K · « **Reply #41 on:** Feb 05, 2007, 01:47:18 PM »

You're welcome, loser.

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...I don't get the "Cream of Wheat" thing.

You're either too young or never entered a grocery store, guest. Choose one.

Bitch · « **Reply #42 on:** Feb 06, 2007, 01:24:05 AM »

There are lots of people who don't know what cream of wheat is, or they do and think it's only baby food. I think it's mostly broke people that eat it. That shit is all over the food banks and Aldi.

IDE · « **Reply #43 on:** Feb 06, 2007, 02:58:00 AM »

I liked Farina as a kid.

B E C K · « **Reply #44 on:** Feb 06, 2007, 07:31:52 AM »

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There are lots of people who don't know what cream of wheat is, or they do and think it's only baby food. I think it's mostly broke people that eat it. That shit is all over the food banks and Aldi.

Like I said, too young or never entered a grocery store. Sure there are people that fall into the another category but I don't know them, probably because I know mostly broke people.

Sam · « **Reply #45 on:** Feb 06, 2007, 11:58:49 AM »

My breakfast rotates between maple and brown sugar cream of wheat, raisen bran in vanilla yogurt (instead of milk), and the occasional omelet. I've been stuck in that rut for the past 5 years.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #46 on:** Feb 06, 2007, 12:33:36 PM »

....broke-ass, living in a trailer home, eatin' mayonnaise sandwiches, fucking their sister, listenin' to John Cougar Mellencamp records!

B E C K · « **Reply #47 on:** Feb 06, 2007, 12:52:54 PM »

I had no idea life was so rough for you.

Rama · « **Reply #48 on:** Feb 06, 2007, 03:16:06 PM »

I don't normally eat breakfast.

B E C K · « **Reply #49 on:** Feb 06, 2007, 09:32:46 PM »

I can't really enjoy breakfast unless there's no work or school that day. And that's rare because if there's no work or school, I'll usually sleep in and wake up in time for lunch.

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #50 on:** Feb 06, 2007, 10:05:13 PM »

Breakfast is leftovers.

B E C K · « **Reply #51 on:** Feb 06, 2007, 10:44:49 PM »

IDE · « **Reply #52 on:** Feb 07, 2007, 12:29:16 AM »

Heck yes, Pizza that was left out from the night before makes great breakfast. First you eat a piece right out of the box and savor it's chewy cheese and cold sauce. At the same time you put the rest in the microwave. So that when it's done and you've eaten that cold piece the hot pieces will taste so much better by comparison that even if they suck you won't really notice.

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #53 on:** Feb 07, 2007, 08:29:34 AM »

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Ew.

You've never had the food at my house. Tis divine.

B E C K · « **Reply #54 on:** Feb 07, 2007, 10:47:17 AM »

Well what kind of leftovers are we talking about, because the pizza thing IDE was saying was pretty much what came to mind.

Rama · « **Reply #55 on:** Feb 07, 2007, 04:50:35 PM »

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Ew.
You've never had the food at my house. Tis divine.

GASP! So you are the Communion Wafer bandit? That's the body of our Lord, you dillhole.

B E C K · « **Reply #56 on:** Feb 07, 2007, 05:11:04 PM »

I haven't had those things in years and years, and yet I still feel it on the roof of my mouth like it was yesterday.

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #57 on:** Feb 07, 2007, 08:30:18 PM »

Wafer? Man I'll be getting myself a LEG of the lord before a wafer sized portion.

As for leftovers ...It varies. Sometimes Enchilada's, sometimes lasagna, sometimes chicken...

B E C K · « **Reply #58 on:** Feb 07, 2007, 11:17:57 PM »

Dude, for breakfast? What about some nice biscuits? Eggs? Oatmeal? A bear mayhaps that you wrestled during your morning stroll?

Rama · « **Reply #59 on:** Feb 08, 2007, 12:10:45 AM »

As long as you made the fur into a rug and his stomach into a canteen. Waste not, want not.

Author Topic: Girl likes guy who is taken (Read 58067 times)

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