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« on: Jan 24, 2007, 05:22:38 AM »
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« Reply #1 on: Jan 24, 2007, 11:59:40 AM »
I stopped giving a shit after Spidey revealed his secert idenity. That's not something Parker would do, and it was just a stunt to try to get people to read it. Might as well put a chrome/Hologram cover on it while they were at it.  

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« Reply #2 on: Jan 24, 2007, 04:59:56 PM »
WITH LIMITED EDITION ART BY ROB LIEFIELD, MARK SILVERSTRI, TODD MACFARLENE, AND JIM LEE~! SURE THEY LEFT MARVEL YEARS AGO AND WE NEVER GAVE CREDIT TO GREAT NEW ARTISTS LIKE JOE MADUERIA, CHRIS BACHALO, THE KUBERT BROTHERS, SALVADOR LAROCCA, AND MARK BAGELY, BUT WE NEED THOSE IMAGE DOLLARS TO HELP OUR SALES!

Marvel pissed me right the fuck off marrying Storm off to Black Panther and turning them into the poster children of the new Marvel. Black Panther's a shitty super hero, and it's not like Storm to depend on anyone else for help.

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« Reply #3 on: Jan 24, 2007, 09:09:50 PM »
It's not like anybody else besides Hudlin likes his book anyway.



"If you don't like this book, you're a racist!"
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« Reply #4 on: Jan 26, 2007, 09:52:04 AM »
I bet. I think the best end to Civil War would be to have Capt kill Tony Stark. He's a dead character anyways who's lived past his prime, and has a new trend where his Ultimate version is more interesting that the original ever was.

A good solution to the Spider-Man dilemna would be another Scarlet Witch "No more fucked up everyone knows who Spidey is shit" utterance, followed by him teaching (in a classroom) a kid who has Spider-Man powers (either mutant or accidental), and ending up becoming his mentor. While it might be like Batman and Robin, I think it would create more of the dynamic missing in the main comics and add some substance to his storylines.

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« Reply #5 on: Jan 26, 2007, 10:03:57 AM »
What if we just give everyone Civil War period outfits and weapons and set them loose on a field?

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« Reply #6 on: Jan 29, 2007, 06:29:23 PM »
Luke Cage would become a slave and Bullseye would get gangrene and lose a leg?
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« Reply #7 on: Jan 29, 2007, 07:00:17 PM »
It's the scarlet witch that alters reality and makes people forget shit was ever different right?  

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« Reply #8 on: Jan 30, 2007, 01:53:57 AM »
If only.
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« Reply #9 on: Jan 30, 2007, 03:06:38 AM »
I've never been much on Marvel...I prefer the total mindfuck that is the DC universe.
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« Reply #10 on: Jan 30, 2007, 12:53:06 PM »
Same for me. I only started reading Marvel with Civil War. I don't even know if I'm going to continue once it finishes.
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« Reply #11 on: Jan 30, 2007, 04:04:44 PM »
Let's just bring in a new virus to kill everyone.

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« Reply #12 on: Jan 30, 2007, 04:05:57 PM »
Didnt weird reality altering shit happen in House of M?

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« Reply #13 on: Jan 30, 2007, 05:07:41 PM »
Scarlet Witch went insane with grief over the loss of her kids so she altered reality to a world where mutants were the majority. In the end everything reset like nothing had ever happened, except Wolverine has all of his memories back, and SW made it so that there's less than 200 mutants on Earth now, as opposed to the millions upon millions there was before.
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« Reply #14 on: Jan 30, 2007, 07:23:01 PM »
So she could fix all this with another "reset".

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« Reply #15 on: Jan 30, 2007, 07:28:27 PM »
Yup, especially after she fucked hawkeye. I am not liking the results of house of M, since dead characters are popping out of the grave.

Marvel really fucked up with the rebirth of Apocalypse. The buildup was intense, especially with the choices of horsemen, and then it ended with a whimper and the disapearence of Gambit. Total mindfuck.

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« Reply #16 on: Jan 30, 2007, 11:31:12 PM »
Thor is dead, Cap and Iron Man are at each others throats and Black Goliath is running around. My whole world has been turned upside down.  

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« Reply #17 on: Jan 31, 2007, 12:31:56 PM »
Other than the fact that Clor killed Black Goliath.


God, I miss the real Thor.
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« Reply #18 on: Jan 31, 2007, 04:35:16 PM »
I wish the writing for the main comics wouldn't be so damn stale.

Ultimate Comics and Exiles are still great, though.

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« Reply #19 on: Jan 31, 2007, 05:20:14 PM »
This is why I like stuff with endings.

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« Reply #20 on: Jan 31, 2007, 08:19:13 PM »
Sometimes the ending suck, like the Ninth Gate.
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« Reply #21 on: Jan 31, 2007, 10:36:56 PM »
Yeah I never understood that one.
But I have to say, watching Johnny Depp having sex with someone was kinda hot!

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« Reply #22 on: Jan 31, 2007, 11:32:08 PM »
I liked the ending of the 9th gate.  He walked through there and gained infinite powet and knowledge from satan what's not to understand?

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« Reply #23 on: Feb 01, 2007, 12:17:57 AM »
Yep.... Chronicling the super exciting lives of used book dealers.  

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« Reply #24 on: Feb 01, 2007, 05:40:39 AM »
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I liked the ending of the 9th gate.  He walked through there and gained infinite powet and knowledge from satan what's not to understand?
Who said he gained infinite powet and knowledge?

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« Reply #25 on: Feb 01, 2007, 12:25:11 PM »
The book it's based on looks more interesting.  Not that I'm going to read it anytime soon.

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« Reply #26 on: Feb 01, 2007, 12:57:03 PM »
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I liked the ending of the 9th gate.  He walked through there and gained infinite powet and knowledge from satan what's not to understand?
Who said he gained infinite powet and knowledge?
Or something along those lines.  Why do you think the bad guy wanted to open the ninth gate?  It's like Faust.

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« Reply #27 on: Feb 01, 2007, 03:25:15 PM »
Well we are dealing with the devil...the father of all lies. No telling what he really got when he went through. He may have ended up getting a red hot poker shoved up his ass for infinity, and the devil is standing there yelling "SUCKER!"  

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« Reply #28 on: Feb 01, 2007, 06:46:27 PM »
Say it ain't so Johnny!

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« Reply #29 on: Feb 01, 2007, 10:28:55 PM »
it's all bs.