Author Topic: Congratulations, E. (Read 8960 times)

B E C K · « **on:** Jan 16, 2007, 10:36:02 PM »

You are now the new board Chelsey. Use your powers wisely, padawan.

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #1 on:** Jan 16, 2007, 10:50:47 PM »

...IIII HAAAAVEEE THE POWWAAAAHHH!!!...Sweeeeet. Nuri's the BESTEST Board Administrator in the entire intersnets!

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #2 on:** Jan 16, 2007, 11:55:15 PM »

Whaaat Nuri whyyyy!! he is soooo not qualified to be a moderator! if someone, you should make Sam a moderator. or Rama. (haha I almost said Ranma)

B E C K · « **Reply #3 on:** Jan 17, 2007, 12:21:20 AM »

I trust E to be objective. To address your comment, Sam's a great guy but he isn't here nearly enough to be a moderator. And no offense to Rama, but given our history and all I'd just rather not. I'm certain he's fine with that anyway.

Derrick · « **Reply #4 on:** Jan 17, 2007, 12:46:14 AM »

Sam is just upset because the Packers suck one more season... for shame. Boo Favre! BOO!

joe · « **Reply #5 on:** Jan 17, 2007, 12:49:26 AM »

Good work, Matt Black AKA Mr. Emerid.

YTMND!

Also, Google 'matt black emerid' and chell out the first result.

Insanity.

B E C K · « **Reply #6 on:** Jan 17, 2007, 12:52:29 AM »

Emerald!

One line. What a rip-off. He didn't even win. Is it too late for a recount?

joe · « **Reply #7 on:** Jan 17, 2007, 12:56:49 AM »

By about six years.

I'm sorry.

B E C K · « **Reply #8 on:** Jan 17, 2007, 12:57:57 AM »

Someone go to the Ass-spank and protest this.

joe · « **Reply #9 on:** Jan 17, 2007, 01:00:24 AM »

I can't.

It just feels wrong now.

I doubt I'd ever get back into the swing of things.

B E C K · « **Reply #10 on:** Jan 17, 2007, 01:11:41 AM »

I'm awaiting the second coming of Strafe.

joe · « **Reply #11 on:** Jan 17, 2007, 01:17:14 AM »

Second? As I recall, that guy was coming constantly.

Is he not around at all anymore? There are so many who've just disappeared entirely.

B E C K · « **Reply #12 on:** Jan 17, 2007, 02:01:17 AM »

I have no idea. The last reported sighting by the Strafe Watchers Org. was in a coniferous tree at Shwiggie's where he was seen briefly feasting on a pine cone covered in peanutbutter and seeds.

joe · « **Reply #13 on:** Jan 17, 2007, 02:10:08 AM »

Squirrel semen!

Yes. There would have been some of that as well.

I know it in my heart to be true.

B E C K · « **Reply #14 on:** Jan 17, 2007, 02:15:49 AM »

Well we all thought it was peanutbutter, but mistakes have been made before.

joe · « **Reply #15 on:** Jan 17, 2007, 02:33:25 AM »

A mixture is not out of the question.

And Shwiggie surveyed the mixture, and he saw that it was good.

B E C K · « **Reply #16 on:** Jan 17, 2007, 02:37:50 AM »

I want peanutbutter cookies now. I can make a mean batch of those.

joe · « **Reply #17 on:** Jan 17, 2007, 02:49:02 AM »

What else can you bake?

Chocolate cake?

Why do I remember that as being in reference to something lewd?

Something about eating someone's chocolate cake.

B E C K · « **Reply #18 on:** Jan 17, 2007, 02:58:02 AM »

I was eating chocolate cake once while we were talking on AIM and you made it something lewd.

I bake mainly muffins, cookies, and breads like banana bread. I haven't really done a lot of cakes to be honest, but I want to do one from scratch and make it shaped like an owl. I guess that would be chocolate. I also need to learn to make my mom's carrot cake before she dies. Once she passes on, I'll greedily horde the family secret for generations to come.

joe · « **Reply #19 on:** Jan 17, 2007, 03:05:44 AM »

Mmm. I remember when we'd chat while you ate chocolate cake. Good times.

Jesus, you make it sound like the Reaper's got your mom's number. Besides, carrot cake is the nasty!

Angel Food. That's what you need. Good luck finding an owl-shaped angel food cake pan!

B E C K · « **Reply #20 on:** Jan 17, 2007, 03:14:14 AM »

Carrot cake is not nast! I had Angel Food just today and it's not all that. And it's her fault, talking about death all the time. The only way I can quell the building fear is to speak about it with casual recklessness. Like when I tell people on their way out, "Take care. Don't get raped."

joe · « **Reply #21 on:** Jan 17, 2007, 03:22:19 AM »

Lady, Angel Food is all that and a bag of chips.

And do not be speaking idly of the raping and so on and so forth and whatnot and what have you.

B E C K · « **Reply #22 on:** Jan 17, 2007, 03:23:32 AM »

What about of rapping?

joe · « **Reply #23 on:** Jan 17, 2007, 03:30:42 AM »

The extra 'p' turns that frown upside down.

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #24 on:** Jan 17, 2007, 09:07:45 AM »

"Watching Mr Emerid is like watching Jackie Chan, no amount of enemies is too great."
Dear god I'd forgotten about my younger years of immaturity...So young....so foolish...Hehehehhe, but who outlasted them haters?! THAT'S RIGHT. ME! THAT'S RIGHT!MASTER OF my destiny, the WILL TO POWER, the will to OVERPOWER! THAT'S ME! FUCK YEAH! WOOOOOOO!!!

*ahem*

B E C K · « **Reply #25 on:** Jan 17, 2007, 11:17:50 AM »

Now to combine both of the preceding posts:

To the E to the M M Y
Emmy, Emmy he's our guy.

That doesn't really work. Maybe I should add the word "ho" somewhere. And "representin'".

IDE · « **Reply #26 on:** Jan 17, 2007, 04:00:10 PM »

word.

Rama · « **Reply #27 on:** Jan 18, 2007, 10:12:20 AM »

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And no offense to Rama, but given our history and all I'd just rather not. I'm certain he's fine with that anyway.

The hell I am!

Actually I don't care, but I thought you knew me well enough to know that abusing my powers out of spite just isn't something I do. I'm just not built that way. But I've spent the last year trying to get rid of all the powers I had at other boards, because working on my book has taken up so much of my time. This is pretty much the only place I post daily anymore. So no skin off my ass.

So congrats to E....you now have the meaningless job of enforcing rules at a board that has no rules. Enjoy editing and locking Spam threads.

B E C K · « **Reply #28 on:** Jan 18, 2007, 12:11:34 PM »

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Actually I don't care, but I thought you knew me well enough to know that abusing my powers out of spite just isn't something I do.

I do. We were moderators at each other's boards for years and years. It has nothing to do with how you can or can't run a board.

Rama · « **Reply #29 on:** Jan 18, 2007, 05:01:47 PM »

Good...cause I won't abuse my powers, but I can't run a message board for shit. I just phone it in half the time.