Author Topic: Do your dictators hang low... (Read 14214 times)

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #60 on:** Jan 16, 2007, 07:41:13 PM »

LOL I've never seen an albino amish. That would be a novelty! But I would call him Casper.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #61 on:** Jan 16, 2007, 07:44:53 PM »

I oddly see black albinos all the time around here...

B E C K · « **Reply #62 on:** Jan 16, 2007, 08:28:41 PM »

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LOL I've never seen an albino amish. That would be a novelty! But I would call him Casper.

Casper the Friendly Amish. Of course, if he's mean that won't work. Or could it?

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #63 on:** Jan 16, 2007, 11:56:31 PM »

It can. You know, like Spiderman and black spiderman(or whatever its name is)

B E C K · « **Reply #64 on:** Jan 17, 2007, 12:09:06 AM »

Venom or Savion Glover?

joe · « **Reply #65 on:** Jan 17, 2007, 01:06:16 AM »

I'm pretty sure that if an Amish girl ever gave birth to an albino, her father would promptly kill, cook, and eat it.

B E C K · « **Reply #66 on:** Jan 17, 2007, 01:12:35 AM »

Non-violently, of course.

joe · « **Reply #67 on:** Jan 17, 2007, 01:18:27 AM »

I suppose. I mean, the Amish have been known to kill every now and then. Otherwise they'd never eat.

B E C K · « **Reply #68 on:** Jan 17, 2007, 02:02:39 AM »

Can't they pray for full stomachs? It sounds like excuses to me.

joe · « **Reply #69 on:** Jan 17, 2007, 02:15:39 AM »

I don't know, but this suddenly reminded me of something.

Round these parts, we ain't got no Amish, what we got we call Hutterites. Apparently they'll pay young fellers to come around and knock up their daughters, so as to keep their gene pool from degenerating.

And while you're doing your business, the mother sits there and holds the daughter's hand, while the father looks on to make sure there's no funny business.

It's the truth, I tells ya!

B E C K · « **Reply #70 on:** Jan 17, 2007, 02:20:43 AM »

Strange. Tell us more about these Jabba the Hutterites.

joe · « **Reply #71 on:** Jan 17, 2007, 02:34:30 AM »

I dare not. Already I hear them clawing at my windows.

Also, it's all lies. Don't believe a word!

B E C K · « **Reply #72 on:** Jan 17, 2007, 02:38:44 AM »

It's already in Wikipedia.

joe · « **Reply #73 on:** Jan 17, 2007, 02:51:07 AM »

I just checked and it totally isn't.

Jezebel!

B E C K · « **Reply #74 on:** Jan 17, 2007, 02:58:56 AM »

Ha ha, loser.

joe · « **Reply #75 on:** Jan 17, 2007, 03:08:04 AM »

I didn't really chell, I just wanted you to think I checked, so really I'm still a winner.

And a winner I shall remain forevermore times infinity.

B E C K · « **Reply #76 on:** Jan 17, 2007, 03:15:34 AM »

Or you could be lying to save face. That's all you Chineses care about, isn't it Mushu!?

joe · « **Reply #77 on:** Jan 17, 2007, 03:25:11 AM »

I see the drugs have begun to take effect. All goes according to plan.

Besides, my face doesn't need saving!

B E C K · « **Reply #78 on:** Jan 17, 2007, 11:19:18 AM »

I wouldn't be too sure about that.

Rama · « **Reply #79 on:** Jan 18, 2007, 10:17:54 AM »

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LOL I've never seen an albino amish. That would be a novelty! But I would call him Casper.
Casper the Friendly Amish. Of course, if he's mean that won't work. Or could it?

Amish are always nice. They are that way cause they know they're all going to heaven and all us sinners will burn in hell forever and ever.

B E C K · « **Reply #80 on:** Jan 18, 2007, 12:17:36 PM »

I know mean Amish are out there somewhere. Secluded in their self-built dens of hate.

Rama · « **Reply #81 on:** Jan 18, 2007, 04:58:20 PM »

Lies! All Lies! They are a myth,like Bigfoot!

B E C K · « **Reply #82 on:** Jan 18, 2007, 05:45:29 PM »

I saw a photo of one once but it was just a person in an Amish suit.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #83 on:** Jan 18, 2007, 07:03:12 PM »

I have to say this, amish people are wonderful, but they need to start wearing deodorants. Good lord everytime I go to the Reading terminal(that's the name for the amish market) it STINKS LIKE B.O. TIMES 100000000

B E C K · « **Reply #84 on:** Jan 18, 2007, 07:21:24 PM »

The Reading Terminal? Sounds like an airport where only books land.

IDE · « **Reply #85 on:** Jan 18, 2007, 08:00:14 PM »

Cartoon kids flying about on giant anthropomorphic books...

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #86 on:** Jan 18, 2007, 09:40:09 PM »

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The Reading Terminal? Sounds like an airport where only books land.

I think it was supposed to be the first market/ train stop in philly. nowadays is just a market that sells fresh(and sometimes expensive) food. most of the people that sell their stuff there are amish.
I still don't know if that smell is their natural smell or it is because they sweat while wearing those thick clothes of theirs.

Rama · « **Reply #87 on:** Jan 19, 2007, 10:07:24 AM »

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The Reading Terminal? Sounds like an airport where only books land.

Or a spin off of Reading Rainbow because Levar Burton needed the extra cash since he can't direct anymore Enterprise episodes.

Tom in Awe · « **Reply #88 on:** Jan 19, 2007, 10:54:02 AM »

I am shocked that no one's mentioned that Sadam's half brother or brother in law was also hung, except his head popped off. Yes, our government instituted a hanging which resulted in a man's head popping off. WAY TO GO AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!

IDE · « **Reply #89 on:** Jan 19, 2007, 04:33:19 PM »

sweet!

Author Topic: Do your dictators hang low... (Read 14214 times)

Tom in Awe