Author Topic: Yesterday was my birthday (Read 11507 times)

Rama · « **Reply #30 on:** Dec 11, 2006, 08:22:24 AM »

Glad to see I wasn't the ony one with that problem.

B E C K · « **Reply #31 on:** Dec 11, 2006, 01:21:06 PM »

Find some more guys and you could do a Circle Comb.

Rama · « **Reply #32 on:** Dec 11, 2006, 02:02:32 PM »

You know it is just this kind of discrimination that we came to this country to get away from.

B E C K · « **Reply #33 on:** Dec 11, 2006, 02:25:44 PM »

Ignorant fool!

Sam · « **Reply #34 on:** Dec 11, 2006, 02:40:28 PM »

Scrotum shaving takes a steady hand

B E C K · « **Reply #35 on:** Dec 11, 2006, 02:41:23 PM »

Well I certainly hope Michael J. Fox has employed help at this point.

IDE · « **Reply #36 on:** Dec 11, 2006, 07:04:01 PM »

I shave my whole upper body. The last 2 times I had someone else do it for me.

Derrick · « **Reply #37 on:** Dec 11, 2006, 08:08:39 PM »

Wolverine would kick your ass.

IDE · « **Reply #38 on:** Dec 11, 2006, 08:16:49 PM »

If Jean wanted to shave him he'd let her.

Derrick · « **Reply #39 on:** Dec 11, 2006, 10:29:06 PM »

Jean wouldn't, because when she wants shaven, she goes for Cyclops. When she wants a furry lovemuffin, she goes for the canucklehead. She's not fucking him for the claws, it's because it is dirty. Rawr.

IDE · « **Reply #40 on:** Dec 11, 2006, 10:40:11 PM »

touche

B E C K · « **Reply #41 on:** Dec 15, 2006, 02:03:49 PM »

Quote

I shave my whole upper body. The last 2 times I had someone else do it for me.

I'm picturing a small league of midgets shaving you. I guess not a whole lot of movies use midgets anymore. They needs work!

IDE · « **Reply #42 on:** Dec 15, 2006, 09:38:35 PM »

It was just one girl. I should employ midgets to don me in my battle armor tho.

B E C K · « **Reply #43 on:** Dec 16, 2006, 12:54:18 AM »

Get Warrick Davis to shave you.

Rama · « **Reply #44 on:** Dec 16, 2006, 12:55:37 AM »

Time Bandits 2....that's what they need.

IDE · « **Reply #45 on:** Dec 16, 2006, 03:04:36 AM »

Time bandits 2 is needed regardless of who shaves me

Rama · « **Reply #46 on:** Dec 16, 2006, 10:07:41 AM »

Agree.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #47 on:** Dec 18, 2006, 12:49:39 AM »

I'm one hairy bastard...one of my great great grandmothers might have got raped by a yeti or something. Oddly enough, my hair's thinning up top. It's like it's migrating down my back to enjoy its retirement on my ass. Talk about IRRATIONAL FU...

Oops, wrong thread. Hell, wrong BOARD.

Being that I pluck nosehairs with tweezers on a semi-regular basis, I'm acquainted with hair-related pain, and I don't think I'd want to try trimming/shaving the scrotum.

B E C K · « **Reply #48 on:** Dec 18, 2006, 01:38:14 AM »

Ow! Don't do that. My eyes watered when I read that. You should grab the hair left on your head and pull really hard. That will actually pull the hair out of your ass and make your headhair longer.