Author Topic: Yesterday was my birthday (Read 11550 times)

IDE · « **on:** Dec 09, 2006, 03:38:46 AM »

I am a year older. Not that any girl around here knows that. In fact I actually dropped my false age down from 24 to 23 this year and the change has been a smashing fucking success. I can't lose. IDE professional Nig.

Max Con · « **Reply #1 on:** Dec 09, 2006, 04:06:25 AM »

I just don't know what to think of you!

Chopper Face 69 · « **Reply #2 on:** Dec 09, 2006, 10:01:40 AM »

You're now as young as Janine yet 2 years older than me...

Derrick · « **Reply #3 on:** Dec 09, 2006, 10:39:53 AM »

You're a fucking woman, lying about your age. Do you wax your balls, too?

Rama · « **Reply #4 on:** Dec 09, 2006, 12:41:16 PM »

Waxing your balls makes you a woman?

I mean....YEAH what he said!

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #5 on:** Dec 09, 2006, 12:46:37 PM »

Can balls actually be wxed? the skin around them is so hmm whats the word...it doesn't stay in place

Chopper Face 69 · « **Reply #6 on:** Dec 09, 2006, 12:58:50 PM »

I use a beard trimmer on my pubes and it's hard on the sac because the skin is loose and kind of wrinkley. If it was more taunt it would be a lot easier to get a clean shave. I can't imagine trying to wax that shit. The skin is far too sensitive.

And I do seem to remember IDE stating that he shaved his balls.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #7 on:** Dec 09, 2006, 01:26:38 PM »

THAT'S the word I was searching for! LOOSE!
Yeah, omg imagine if you are tearing the wax strip, and it comes out with your balls's skin!!!

Chopper Face 69 · « **Reply #8 on:** Dec 09, 2006, 02:14:37 PM »

I would compare it to waxing and eyelid or foreskin.

B E C K · « **Reply #9 on:** Dec 09, 2006, 10:33:05 PM »

Tweezers!

So in another year, will you be 22?

Chopper Face 69 · « **Reply #10 on:** Dec 10, 2006, 12:09:50 AM »

Tweezing balls would be just as bad. When you pluck a hair the skin would stick up with it. You really can only shave it and I'd be afraid with a blade.

IDE · « **Reply #11 on:** Dec 10, 2006, 03:28:43 AM »

B E C K · « **Reply #12 on:** Dec 10, 2006, 09:33:34 PM »

I've tweezed my bitsy before. Of course I never got very far, but it's the thought that counts.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #13 on:** Dec 10, 2006, 09:42:38 PM »

ONE by ONE??/ Good lord, what a masochist

B E C K · « **Reply #14 on:** Dec 10, 2006, 09:45:13 PM »

I didn't do the whole thing.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #15 on:** Dec 10, 2006, 09:46:43 PM »

I could never EVER wax my hoohah! the pain would be excessive. Actually its not about the pain, its more about the wax tearing the skin away with it. omg nooooooooo just thinking aobut it gives me the chills

B E C K · « **Reply #16 on:** Dec 10, 2006, 09:51:12 PM »

Eeewww, yeah. I tried one of those do-it-yourself wax kits. Blood was let.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #17 on:** Dec 10, 2006, 09:58:16 PM »

ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?!

!? OMGGGG

IDE · « **Reply #18 on:** Dec 10, 2006, 09:59:27 PM »

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I've tweezed my bitsy before. Of course I never got very far, but it's the thought that counts.

*anime nose bleed*

B E C K · « **Reply #19 on:** Dec 10, 2006, 10:03:10 PM »

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ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?!!? OMGGGG

Yep, complete with ittle bits of errant skin hanging off the ends of the hair trapped by the honey-like stickiness of that no-microwave Sally Hansen plastic paper, waving at me like white flags of surrender. Silently they say "No mas!! POR FAVOR!!" I saluted them for their valor. "God speed, soldier. God speed."

Rama · « **Reply #20 on:** Dec 10, 2006, 10:03:40 PM »

Only time I ever used wax to remove hair...my skin broke out in a rash in the area.

B E C K · « **Reply #21 on:** Dec 10, 2006, 10:05:48 PM »

Dude, why were you using wax?

Rama · « **Reply #22 on:** Dec 10, 2006, 10:10:59 PM »

Well it was actually like these strips with wax on them...I don't know. It was christmas and my cousins wife had them. I had a few nasty black hairs hanging out on my right shoulder and wanted them gone, but didn't have the patients to tweeze them. So I asked if they worked...she said they did and gave me one. I slapped it on and ripped them all out. Worked pretty good, then the next day my whole shoulder was like covered in red bumps and discolored skin. Took foever to go down and I still have like little red dots on my shoulder from it. That's why it was first and last time I ever used Wax. Now if I want hair gone I just shave it.

B E C K · « **Reply #23 on:** Dec 10, 2006, 10:33:29 PM »

Ew, your shoulder has a braid coming out of it!

Rama · « **Reply #24 on:** Dec 10, 2006, 10:46:21 PM »

I said a "few" black hair...besides they never grew back after that.

B E C K · « **Reply #25 on:** Dec 10, 2006, 11:13:17 PM »

Yeah right! It's a headband and a feather away from being a fucking Indian, is what.

Rama · « **Reply #26 on:** Dec 10, 2006, 11:40:20 PM »

Well I'm sure it matches your moustache.

Oh yeah...I went there.

B E C K · « **Reply #27 on:** Dec 11, 2006, 12:02:13 AM »

Of course it doesn't match my moustache. I'm doing a Snidely Whiplash thing here. There's nothing remotely Indian-like about it.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #28 on:** Dec 11, 2006, 05:42:19 AM »

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I said a "few" black hair...besides they never grew back after that.

My ex bf had lotsof hai on his upper back. When I first saw that, I KNEW our relationship wouldn't last. Fuck back hair, it is horrrible. Anyways, this past memorial weekend, he asked me to take his disgusting back hair out with wax, so I was like suuure. He's a pussy so I tried to find the ""less-painful"" wax(if that ever exists!) so I settled for the Sally Jensen roll-on green cold wax. Took me like 2 hours to get 3 hair, aaand he had little bleeding spots all over his back. It was nasty.

Nuri, you could have sue them!

Derrick · « **Reply #29 on:** Dec 11, 2006, 07:36:54 AM »

I have wisps of back hair that's only grown recently on my upper shoulders and in small patches below my shoulderblade. I want that laser hair removal.