Author Topic: Ok this is just for the guys in here (Read 11291 times)

IDE · « **Reply #30 on:** Dec 11, 2006, 07:00:44 PM »

I like your father. I AM your father.

Chopper Face 69 · « **Reply #31 on:** Dec 12, 2006, 03:42:33 PM »

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I wanna party with your Dad.

His Mom throws a better party.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #32 on:** Dec 12, 2006, 11:00:33 PM »

I got my first boner watching Heather Thomas on The Fall Guy back in the early eighties.

B E C K · « **Reply #33 on:** Dec 15, 2006, 02:12:44 PM »

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I like your father. I AM your father.

You can't be his father. You're only 23.

Max Con · « **Reply #34 on:** Dec 15, 2006, 08:45:12 PM »

He's 30 years too young.

B E C K · « **Reply #35 on:** Dec 15, 2006, 09:30:28 PM »

Does that make your father 60 or does that him 53?

IDE · « **Reply #36 on:** Dec 15, 2006, 09:41:57 PM »

The only way to tell my true age is to saw off my penis and count the rings on the stump.

Derrick · « **Reply #37 on:** Dec 15, 2006, 10:26:53 PM »

I don't own a micro-saw... someone find a jeweler!

Max Con · « **Reply #38 on:** Dec 16, 2006, 12:15:58 AM »

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Does that make your father 60 or does that him 53?

My father is 53!

B E C K · « **Reply #39 on:** Dec 16, 2006, 12:42:11 AM »

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The only way to tell my true age is to saw off my penis and count the rings on the stump.

Quoted for posterity.

IDE · « **Reply #40 on:** Dec 16, 2006, 03:01:20 AM »

If I could have 48 hourse with you I would change yur mind

about me anywa

Rama · « **Reply #41 on:** Dec 16, 2006, 10:09:48 AM »

Were you drunk when you wrote that?

Derrick · « **Reply #42 on:** Dec 16, 2006, 10:20:47 AM »

It's the only way he could have the courage to say that.

IDE · « **Reply #43 on:** Dec 16, 2006, 06:27:14 PM »

I don't remember posting that but I'm pretty sure I was talking about ass raping tom.

Rama · « **Reply #44 on:** Dec 16, 2006, 10:40:24 PM »

I'd pay to see that.

IDE · « **Reply #45 on:** Dec 17, 2006, 03:09:55 AM »

and probably find yourself in the majority as well

Derrick · « **Reply #46 on:** Dec 17, 2006, 09:57:55 AM »

Oh good God.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #47 on:** Dec 18, 2006, 12:54:46 AM »

FUCK HIM RIGHT NOW BEFORE THE LIVE STUDIO AUDIENCE

B E C K · « **Reply #48 on:** Dec 18, 2006, 01:40:39 AM »

Make sure he wears his glasses and you play the Stargate soundtrack in the background. And wear one of those groovy animal helmets when you do it.

Rama · « **Reply #49 on:** Dec 18, 2006, 11:07:32 AM »

JAFFA KREE!!!!