Author Topic: I am amazed by the skills of some people here (Read 12402 times)

B E C K · « **Reply #30 on:** Dec 06, 2006, 11:18:36 PM »

Well when he was a lad he ate four dozen eggs every morning to help him get large. Now that he's grown he eats five dozen eggs so he's roughly the size of barge.

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #31 on:** Dec 06, 2006, 11:41:55 PM »

That's exaggerating!

B E C K · « **Reply #32 on:** Dec 07, 2006, 01:07:14 AM »

Are you sure that's not you? So you're not "especially good at expectorating"?

Rama · « **Reply #33 on:** Dec 07, 2006, 05:53:08 AM »

And he killed him a bear...when he was only three!

B E C K · « **Reply #34 on:** Dec 07, 2006, 06:51:13 PM »

That's not part of the song. Shut-up.

Rama · « **Reply #35 on:** Dec 08, 2006, 10:23:03 AM »

I like my song better!

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #36 on:** Dec 08, 2006, 06:14:01 PM »

I kinda like the idea I killed a bear when I was three.

Rama · « **Reply #37 on:** Dec 09, 2006, 09:59:12 AM »

Damn Skippy. E...King of the Wild Frontier!

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #38 on:** Dec 09, 2006, 07:43:54 PM »

DUUUN...DUN...DA DUN!!!

B E C K · « **Reply #39 on:** Dec 09, 2006, 10:39:30 PM »

But Gaston didn't kill a bear when he was three!

Rama · « **Reply #40 on:** Dec 09, 2006, 11:14:02 PM »

He didn't die in the Alamo either...the pussy.

B E C K · « **Reply #41 on:** Dec 10, 2006, 09:25:52 PM »

Fuck an Alamo. You have any idea how small that thing is!? Or that it's butted up right next to the mall?

Rama · « **Reply #42 on:** Dec 10, 2006, 10:23:30 PM »

Actually no...I have no idea how small it is. I've never seen it. I'd like too, but as of yet have not.

Now if you say "Do you have any idea how big the Arch is is?" I can yes...it's fricken huge!

B E C K · « **Reply #43 on:** Dec 10, 2006, 11:11:02 PM »

Firstly, every picture has the surrounding city cropped or cut out of the shot. The things not even three stories tall by my estimation and not very wide either. I couldn't find of shot of the Alamo and the buildings next to it, but this is an aerial shot of downtown to give you an idea. If this picture extended another inch or so, somewhere below the 1 would be the Alamo. 2 is Rivercenter Mall (or more specifically, the Dillards). And that round friendly corner marked by 3 is where all the people with bells and kettles hang out to ambush you and try to get money out of you.

Rama · « **Reply #44 on:** Dec 10, 2006, 11:46:06 PM »

I'm a little suprised they didn't try to preseve more of the site. Even back in the day it was important location and they just sort of bulldozed everything but the church.

Pretty city though.

B E C K · « **Reply #45 on:** Dec 11, 2006, 12:05:25 AM »

Note the orange wacky scuplture (above the 2) that doesn't quite fit in.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #46 on:** Dec 11, 2006, 05:44:18 AM »

What's that circular thing that has like a flower painted on top?

Rama · « **Reply #47 on:** Dec 11, 2006, 08:21:20 AM »

Quote

Note the orange wacky scuplture (above the 2) that doesn't quite fit in.

Yeah, what is that?

B E C K · « **Reply #48 on:** Dec 11, 2006, 02:22:57 PM »

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:SA_Torc..._Friendship.JPG

And I don't know what the flower thing is. One tiny map looks like it has it as "La Villita Assembly Hall", but I couldn't find anything to confirm this.

Rama · « **Reply #49 on:** Dec 11, 2006, 11:40:02 PM »

A torch of friendship? GAY!

Derrick · « **Reply #50 on:** Dec 12, 2006, 03:34:16 PM »

Yeah, it might as well be penis, cuz that's what it looks like.

B E C K · « **Reply #51 on:** Dec 15, 2006, 02:06:04 PM »

Your penis curls and loops like that? And that's not painful?

Rama · « **Reply #52 on:** Dec 15, 2006, 04:24:28 PM »

There really need to put a warning on Paper Shredders to not stick your penis in there...that and Paperclips.

B E C K · « **Reply #53 on:** Dec 15, 2006, 06:01:14 PM »

Why did I picture a penis as a paperclip holder, why?

Rama · « **Reply #54 on:** Dec 16, 2006, 12:56:44 AM »

Years of medication and a twisted mind?

B E C K · « **Reply #55 on:** Dec 16, 2006, 01:07:32 AM »

That might explain that other mental image I got when Merla mentioned seeing something online about someone having a crush on Sebastian the crab.

Rama · « **Reply #56 on:** Dec 16, 2006, 01:13:03 AM »

Any mention of "crab" is always a slippery slope with mental images.

B E C K · « **Reply #57 on:** Dec 16, 2006, 01:17:15 AM »

Well I wasn't thinking of pubic crabs or weird sexual positions, but nice try.

Rama · « **Reply #58 on:** Dec 16, 2006, 01:22:03 AM »

And where is my gold star for trying? Hmmmmmmm?

Derrick · « **Reply #59 on:** Dec 16, 2006, 10:15:40 AM »

In my pants. Wanna look for it?