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« Reply #30 on: Nov 23, 2006, 12:11:12 PM »
Every woman here would "black out" around IDE for a few hours at least once.
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« Reply #31 on: Nov 23, 2006, 05:33:57 PM »
OOo. That's harsh.

I don't want it to be easy, I want it to be right.

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« Reply #32 on: Nov 23, 2006, 06:39:53 PM »
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I dont know what u peipkle atre bitching agbout
but the bottom line is

my chrum will be in your vashin

u wont know it was me until years later when i post it here.

High 5!
I always thought it'd be cool if I knew most of the ppl here in real life, but not you.
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« Reply #33 on: Nov 24, 2006, 12:09:18 AM »
What's that, a bodybag with a hammer in it?  Ho ho ho.

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« Reply #34 on: Nov 26, 2006, 02:29:58 AM »
Go see borat it's worth it.
 

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« Reply #35 on: Nov 26, 2006, 06:27:42 PM »
You mean at the Theater? With Other People with their babies and cell phones and smelly bodies invading my cup holder arm rest? Ew.  

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« Reply #36 on: Nov 26, 2006, 08:19:59 PM »
I forget who here hates going to see movies in the theatre.  And normally I never advocate going to see a comedy in the theatre because I figure it's just as good on a small screen, but this movie is too good to wait on, plus being in college I am expected to be able to drop the latest one liners at any given moment.

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« Reply #37 on: Nov 27, 2006, 12:26:50 AM »
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I forget who here hates going to see movies in the theatre.
It's not really the theater as much as the people in it. I love seeing movies in the theater,  I think it's the only correct way to see a movie. However, the people that also inhabit the theater with me keep me away. Well that and the fact that it cost 10 bucks before popcorn.  

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« Reply #38 on: Nov 27, 2006, 12:37:40 AM »
I have a difficult track record with comedy films... in that I rarely find them comedic.  I don't remember the last time I saw a straight-up comedy film in a theater.  The last one I recall is Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.

I also believe the way to see movies is in the theater, but I refuse to waste my time and money going to the theater just have some bint talking on their cellphone or sneaking in an entire chicken dinner or whatever.  That's why a kick-ass home theater is on my wish list for the future.
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« Reply #39 on: Nov 27, 2006, 12:41:49 AM »
And I always remember the movie "Shaft" with Sam Jackson just because it was one of the best movie experiences ever.  It was on a weekday morning with a light crowd, sitting sparsely throughout the theater and actually watching the damn movie.

Polar Express was pretty good, too, just because we were like three of eight people in the whole freaking IMAX.

I'd like to go on record as saying that I wouldn't mind paying more if I were guaranteed a talkfree/phone free/sneaking-a-bunch-of-food-in-and-unwrapping-it-noisily-free experience.  I love sneaking in a candy bar or a juice box now and then but nigga please.

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« Reply #40 on: Nov 27, 2006, 01:40:41 AM »
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Amen Sister, Amen.  

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« Reply #41 on: Nov 27, 2006, 01:44:46 AM »
Ideally, it would have seating for at least twenty people, but it'll only be for when I feel like sitting near the aisle or in the middle or in the back if I have to pee a lot and don't want to interrupt the movie for myself as I get up to go to my bathroom.

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« Reply #42 on: Nov 27, 2006, 01:48:25 AM »
Yeah. I get you. I got a Home Theater set up at the momment, but it's just a big screen, a 5.1 system and a ratty old couch that use to pull out into a bed, but that's broke. I really want like the whole seats and little rope light aisle markings and all a seperate AC unit so I can crank it up so cold that I can see my breath to really get that Movie Theater feel.

 

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« Reply #43 on: Nov 27, 2006, 02:10:45 AM »
Yeah.  It won't really be a theater unless I need to bring a coat in the summertime.

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« Reply #44 on: Nov 27, 2006, 04:33:06 AM »
Damn Straight.  

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« Reply #45 on: Nov 27, 2006, 08:39:47 AM »
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Every woman here would "black out" around IDE for a few hours at least once.
EWWWWWW!  Speak for yourself! Douchbag!  

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« Reply #46 on: Nov 27, 2006, 01:28:56 PM »
He wasn't insulting you, he was insulting IDE.  Poor teh Max Cahn.

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« Reply #47 on: Nov 28, 2006, 12:29:26 AM »
He wasn't insulting anyone!

He was merely stating a fact.
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« Reply #48 on: Nov 28, 2006, 03:43:40 AM »
I was wondering who stole all my Roofies. I'll never get to sleep without them.  

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« Reply #49 on: Nov 28, 2006, 05:36:18 AM »
One word: Nyquil

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« Reply #50 on: Nov 28, 2006, 06:42:52 AM »
Benedryl is better for ya.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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« Reply #51 on: Nov 28, 2006, 01:30:19 PM »
I'll have to second the Nyquil.  Used to knock me out like a sack of hammers.  Now I'm not so sure if sleep medications have such a strong effect on me anymore, especially since I won't go near them now.

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He was merely stating a fact.
You should be insulted being called a rapist, true or not.

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« Reply #52 on: Nov 28, 2006, 01:45:06 PM »
He wasn't calling me a rapist.  He was implying that to assuage her guilt for having slept with me a girl would claim to have no reccolection of the event.

 

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« Reply #53 on: Nov 28, 2006, 09:10:55 PM »
No, I agree wth Nuri, he was calling you a rapist

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« Reply #54 on: Nov 28, 2006, 09:54:27 PM »
Yeah but you don't count. The whole not grasping the english language and abiding only by faye logic puts you at a disadvantage when trying to grasp nuances that even a native speaker might not readily comprehend.
 

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« Reply #55 on: Nov 28, 2006, 10:04:19 PM »
Rapist is such a broad term. Sexual Pharmacist might be closer.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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« Reply #56 on: Nov 28, 2006, 10:39:25 PM »
Gad Damn that's funny!

I don't want it to be easy, I want it to be right.

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« Reply #57 on: Nov 29, 2006, 01:29:55 PM »
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Rapist is such a broad term. Sexual Pharmacist might be closer.
That sounds like a job in Final Fantasy V.

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« Reply #58 on: Nov 29, 2006, 10:17:57 PM »
Wonder how many hit points he'd have?  

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« Reply #59 on: Nov 30, 2006, 01:22:24 AM »
He'd start out with a lot, but the STDs would make the number go down gradually, like perma-poison. Unless you bought the right creams, he'd eventually go zombie.