Author Topic: Tom's Badly Belated Birthday Thread (Read 4941 times)

B E C K · « **on:** Oct 19, 2006, 08:26:17 AM »

So what the haps? Besides any birthday-layings. Don't need to hear about it.

Merla · « **Reply #1 on:** Oct 19, 2006, 12:49:14 PM »

Yikes! Shut-up Nuri head!

Happy be-lated Birthday Tom!

When was his birthday BTW?

Max Con · « **Reply #2 on:** Oct 19, 2006, 02:51:05 PM »

When my birthday rolled around, I didn't hear anything out of any of you.

AND THAT WAS IN JULY!

Where's my recognition?

Derrick · « **Reply #3 on:** Oct 19, 2006, 03:14:23 PM »

Yeah, I agree with Max. This is like Pity sex. Sure it feels nice, but the crying is ruining it. Wait, this is nothing like pity sex.

I just spent 20 bucks on a graduation tassel! GAY~!

B E C K · « **Reply #4 on:** Oct 19, 2006, 07:25:49 PM »

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When my birthday rolled around, I didn't hear anything out of any of you.

AND THAT WAS IN JULY!

Where's my recognition?

Done.

B E C K · « **Reply #5 on:** Oct 19, 2006, 07:27:45 PM »

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Yeah, I agree with Max. This is like Pity sex. Sure it feels nice, but the crying is ruining it. Wait, this is nothing like pity sex.

I just spent 20 bucks on a graduation tassel! GAY~!

Crying? Not snoring?

Why'd you buy some faggoty-ass tassel? You couldn't have gone to the Hobby Lobby or some shitty place like that and bought some thread and whatnot.

Derrick · « **Reply #6 on:** Oct 19, 2006, 08:20:22 PM »

Because the tassel showed me more love than you ever did!

Rama · « **Reply #7 on:** Oct 19, 2006, 11:19:55 PM »

The Tassel isn't your new best friend is it?

B E C K · « **Reply #8 on:** Oct 20, 2006, 12:11:04 AM »

I could've loaned you my old highschool tassel. It works pretty much the same way. It's hanging on my closet door now, getting fat.

IDE · « **Reply #9 on:** Oct 20, 2006, 03:08:49 AM »

My name is Tassel Johnson.

Derrick · « **Reply #10 on:** Oct 20, 2006, 06:34:41 AM »

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I could've loaned you my old highschool tassel. It works pretty much the same way. It's hanging on my closet door now, getting fat.

Again you try to use materials to buy me off. ;.;

B E C K · « **Reply #11 on:** Oct 20, 2006, 12:19:25 PM »

What's wrong with that? Everyone's for sale!

Derrick · « **Reply #12 on:** Oct 20, 2006, 03:22:40 PM »

But baby, I don't want your tassels. I want your love! ;.;

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #13 on:** Nov 02, 2006, 07:19:44 PM »

If you were at a titty bar, the official bestowing of tassels would be love. I saw that on National Geographic Channel.

B E C K · « **Reply #14 on:** Nov 02, 2006, 08:57:09 PM »

Me, too. Though there were no tassels. Just dark women in a hut sweeping the floor with their nipples.

Derrick · « **Reply #15 on:** Nov 02, 2006, 09:14:13 PM »

:x

B E C K · « **Reply #16 on:** Nov 02, 2006, 09:29:44 PM »

Think the broom from Fantasia, except instead of a broom it's two brown Airheads.