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« on: Sep 27, 2006, 05:26:20 PM »
If anyone heard that the writer of the "Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini" yada-yada song died, it turns out it was his stunt double, I mean, a fake.

http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/ap/nation/4219199.html

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Leroux said she wished the other Paul Vance had never spoken up.

"It's such a long time ago. To have it come out now, I'm kind of devastated," she said. "If this man is getting the royalties why wouldn't he be happy? The more you stir this up the more you'll smell. Paul can't hurt him now - he's dead. And we're not going after him for the royalties."
He wasn't "happy" because PEOPLE THOUGHT HE WAS DEAD!  This was AFFECTING HIS LIFE.  People were calling him and making sure he was still alive.  That is not cool.  Stupid bint.
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« Reply #1 on: Sep 28, 2006, 12:08:20 AM »
Why would a singer have a stunt double?? :huh:  

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« Reply #2 on: Sep 28, 2006, 12:16:23 AM »
Thank God for that. I was very concerned.  

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« Reply #3 on: Sep 28, 2006, 12:38:33 PM »
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Why would a singer have a stunt double?? :huh:
Ha ha.  Whoosh!   :lol:  

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« Reply #4 on: Sep 28, 2006, 06:48:20 PM »
Do you seriously have to type "Woosh!" every time you have a moment of flatulence, Nuri?

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« Reply #5 on: Sep 28, 2006, 11:19:42 PM »
That was so lame if it was a horse someone would shoot it.  

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« Reply #6 on: Sep 29, 2006, 02:19:05 AM »
I remember reading that he was dead...now he's not dead...my world is turned on it's side.

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« Reply #8 on: Nov 13, 2006, 03:50:15 PM »
Uh-oh, now they're quoting the dead!  

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« Reply #9 on: Nov 13, 2006, 10:43:09 PM »
Wonder what he's going to do when he runs out of Moderators?  

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« Reply #10 on: Nov 14, 2006, 12:00:15 AM »
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