Author Topic: Oh my shit. (Read 3911 times)

Bitch · « **Reply #30 on:** Sep 08, 2006, 03:31:28 AM »

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The events I recounted where unsual. They hardly ever happen. Hell someone once tried to break into our house once

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Max Con · « **Reply #31 on:** Sep 08, 2006, 03:45:53 AM »

Closest thing to a break in to ever happen here was when the police chased a guy to about 7 houses down and sealed off of the street. He ran into a backyard and started hopping fences towards my place.

Guy was lucky the cops caught him, too. We had a rottweiler/german shepherd at the time, with two equally as big dogs at the house next door.

Bitch · « **Reply #32 on:** Sep 08, 2006, 03:58:12 AM »

I was standing around with some friends when a creepy guy opened the door, saw us there, and said "Whoops, wrong door." My door is covered in pictures and the only decorated door on my floor. Also, he opened it slowly like he was trying to sneak. And about a month ago, there was someone running around to the different apartments and if the door was unlocked, they'd steal the closest purse and its contents.

Yeah, this door stays locked and my fencing bag is in my room.

Rama · « **Reply #33 on:** Sep 08, 2006, 04:14:52 AM »

Well we can only hope that when someone kills you it's quick and painless.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #34 on:** Sep 08, 2006, 09:46:05 AM »

Loooooooong ago people broke into my house twice, first time we got back and they got out(like they didn't have time to steal anything) and the second time they stole shit, but the peruvian special forces( aka aguila negra= black hawk) captured them in like 1 hour!

After that we got guards and everything is calm now
(im talking about peru btw)

Now here in Philly, now I live in a very WASPy area, but before, because i wanted to live closer to campus, i lived in the ghettoo! it was so horrible, i was always afraid of someone getting into my apt at night or some shit.

Rama · « **Reply #35 on:** Sep 08, 2006, 01:51:47 PM »

They used the Peruvian Special forces to catch thieves? Shit, we don't even let the National Guard do that unless it is a disaster.

B E C K · « **Reply #36 on:** Sep 08, 2006, 03:16:19 PM »

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Yeah, this door stays locked and my fencing bag is in my room.

Was I the only one who pictured an old time, Errol Flynn style match between Bitch and the would-be burglar? Like fencing up and down stairs in tight pants and ruffle-shirts?

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #37 on:** Sep 08, 2006, 03:41:12 PM »

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They used the Peruvian Special forces to catch thieves? Shit, we don't even let the National Guard do that unless it is a disaster.

Yeah, it wasn't like the special forces against terrorists, it was the special forces inside the police forces.

IDE · « **Reply #38 on:** Sep 08, 2006, 03:54:31 PM »

The homeless people around here love to terrorize frat houses during the holidays i.e they break in and steal stuff when they think everyone is away. The problem is that theres always some people that don't go home. One time my friend awoke to see his door cracked open and single eye peering at him. When he started to sit up he heard a voice say "Go to sleep white boy". He got up and rushed the door and the guy or guys took off down the fire escape.

Another one of my friends walked in on some homeless guy in his room threw the guy down, grabbed a knife, and held him prisoner while the guy begged for his life. He let him go (without stabbing him) and now sleeps with a knife duct taped to the wall near his bed.

Derrick · « **Reply #39 on:** Sep 08, 2006, 05:02:05 PM »

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They used the Peruvian Special forces to catch thieves? Shit, we don't even let the National Guard do that unless it is a disaster.
Yeah, it wasn't like the special forces against terrorists, it was the special forces inside the police forces.

I.e., the cops who had guns with actual bullets, not just toys given to them by druglords.

Bitch · « **Reply #40 on:** Sep 08, 2006, 08:07:05 PM »

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Yeah, this door stays locked and my fencing bag is in my room.
Was I the only one who pictured an old time, Errol Flynn style match between Bitch and the would-be burglar? Like fencing up and down stairs in tight pants and ruffle-shirts?

Doesn't that mean I have to give them a sword, too? Fuck that. I want to run them through, not have a duel.

He he, penetration.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #41 on:** Sep 08, 2006, 10:50:07 PM »

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They used the Peruvian Special forces to catch thieves? Shit, we don't even let the National Guard do that unless it is a disaster.
Yeah, it wasn't like the special forces against terrorists, it was the special forces inside the police forces.
I.e., the cops who had guns with actual bullets, not just toys given to them by druglords.

Oohh haha omg you are so funny!!!!!!! NOT

The black hawks is the equivalent to the SWAT here. There ya go, now you'll understand.

Derrick · « **Reply #42 on:** Sep 09, 2006, 12:13:00 AM »

Well that's like comparing apples to oranges. The Black Hawks are armed with the latest peruvian technology, which means they drive around in a 1974 VW bus armed with WW2 issued Soviet rifles paid for with drug money and protecting the important nation of Peru from rabid chinchillas and evil ex-Nazis plotting to rule the world.

They sound awesome. I would watch that show.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #43 on:** Sep 09, 2006, 09:07:56 AM »

Now now tom, you are having a white trash mind right now. Let's not stereotype everybody here. Just because Peru is a 3rd world country it doesn't mean we don't have good technology.

Fiero · « **Reply #44 on:** Sep 09, 2006, 09:55:57 AM »

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Now now tom, you are having a white trash mind right now. Let's not stereotype everybody here. Just because Peru is a 3rd world country it doesn't mean we don't have good technology.

Honestly though, that would be a good show. But I must protest the harming of any chinchillas.

Derrick · « **Reply #45 on:** Sep 09, 2006, 10:35:11 AM »

It would fucking own, and no animals would be harmed in the filming. I think I could get Antonio Banderas to star, he doesn't like being around Melanie Griffin.

B E C K · « **Reply #46 on:** Sep 09, 2006, 01:40:25 PM »

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Doesn't that mean I have to give them a sword, too? Fuck that. I want to run them through, not have a duel.

He he, penetration.

A cardboard replica will work just as well.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #47 on:** Sep 09, 2006, 06:59:01 PM »

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Now now tom, you are having a white trash mind right now. Let's not stereotype everybody here. Just because Peru is a 3rd world country it doesn't mean we don't have good technology.
Honestly though, that would be a good show. But I must protest the harming of any chinchillas.

Even though chinchillas are native of the Andes, I've never seen one in Peru before(or in any other country in S.A for that matter) I've only seen them in here.

Derrick · « **Reply #48 on:** Sep 09, 2006, 07:24:27 PM »

Well don't they live underground?

Rama · « **Reply #49 on:** Sep 10, 2006, 08:29:28 AM »

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Doesn't that mean I have to give them a sword, too? Fuck that. I want to run them through, not have a duel.

He he, penetration.
A cardboard replica will work just as well.

But if she doesn’t have a chandelier thats support rope can easily be cut, then it would all be moot.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #50 on:** Sep 10, 2006, 09:04:05 AM »

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Well don't they live underground?

I have no idea. But even if they lived underground, I would see them in pet stores, but I haven't. Only here. And they are kind of expensive too, lke 120 bucks each huh? daamn.

The other day I ALMOST bought a pair of hairless rats, they looked soo cute and they were soo warm.