Author Topic: Optimus Prime (Read 7035 times)

B E C K · « **Reply #30 on:** Sep 07, 2006, 09:25:54 PM »

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Hmmmmmmm.....

:: Writes all of this down. ::

....because he has no heart you say.

Exactly. He's all "Welcome to Ozzzzz, Muthafucka!" *BLAM BLAM BLAM!!*

And the Scarecrow is completely nuts because he doesn't have a brain. He even gets a revamped themesong:

Scarecrow iz crazy
Cuz he got no brain
Scarecrow! INSANE
Scarecrow! INSANE!!!!

Muthafucking Scarecrow
Don't leave me behind
Coz muthafucking Scarecrow
Lost his muthafuckin' mind

Fucking Scarecrow!
*jazz hands*

And I think Toto's a robot. An adorable robot. This is so he can better be packaged in a Happy Meal.

Even though the lion's creepy-looking, he's still a pussy. This is why he carries a gun.

The Wizard shoots lightning and wears Fubu.

IDE · « **Reply #31 on:** Sep 08, 2006, 02:58:47 AM »

Rama · « **Reply #32 on:** Sep 08, 2006, 03:22:33 AM »

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Hmmmmmmm.....

:: Writes all of this down. ::

....because he has no heart you say.
Exactly. He's all "Welcome to Ozzzzz, Muthafucka!" *BLAM BLAM BLAM!!*

And the Scarecrow is completely nuts because he doesn't have a brain. He even gets a revamped themesong:

Scarecrow iz crazy
Cuz he got no brain
Scarecrow! INSANE
Scarecrow! INSANE!!!!

Muthafucking Scarecrow
Don't leave me behind
Coz muthafucking Scarecrow
Lost his muthafuckin' mind

Fucking Scarecrow!
*jazz hands*

And I think Toto's a robot. An adorable robot. This is so he can better be packaged in a Happy Meal.

Even though the lion's creepy-looking, he's still a pussy. This is why he carries a gun.

The Wizard shoots lightning and wears Fubu.

You start working on the script...I'll get on the phone to 50 Cent's agent. He would be PERFECT for the Tin Man, and god knows he deserves another film.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #33 on:** Sep 08, 2006, 09:49:05 AM »

fuck 50 cent, his time in the spotlight is over. I dont know if you watched the last VMAs, it was full with those distasteful punk bands, you know, the ones were they all dress in black, have weird (and long) band names and the music is painful to the ears> yep.
The only there worth it is Jared Leto, and only because he is, of course, Jared Leto. (Did I tell you I saw him a year ago in Benetton? love at first sight)

TM2 Rampage · « **Reply #34 on:** Sep 08, 2006, 10:12:47 AM »

Actually I still am excited for the TF movie...

Sam · « **Reply #35 on:** Sep 08, 2006, 11:08:00 AM »

I don't see a problem with this Prime, or anything else I've seen besides Megatron. I'll still be seeing it.

Rama · « **Reply #36 on:** Sep 08, 2006, 01:44:34 PM »

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fuck 50 cent, his time in the spotlight is over. I dont know if you watched the last VMAs, it was full with those distasteful punk bands, you know, the ones were they all dress in black, have weird (and long) band names and the music is painful to the ears> yep.
The only there worth it is Jared Leto, and only because he is, of course, Jared Leto. (Did I tell you I saw him a year ago in Benetton? love at first sight)

You mean Panic at the Mars Boy Rejects?

B E C K · « **Reply #37 on:** Sep 08, 2006, 03:09:43 PM »

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You start working on the script...I'll get on the phone to 50 Cent's agent. He would be PERFECT for the Tin Man, and god knows he deserves another film.

Would it be a stretch to want Sam Jackson as the Wizard? It wouldn't be a large role, and he can be all "You don't NEED courage, Lion! You had fucking courage all along!"

Rama · « **Reply #38 on:** Sep 08, 2006, 03:31:20 PM »

I can see it now. ..

"Who disturbs the great and bad ass mother fucking Oz!"

We are going to make millions. $_$

B E C K · « **Reply #39 on:** Sep 09, 2006, 01:28:06 PM »

"Tin Man! Roll out!"

Fiero · « **Reply #40 on:** Sep 09, 2006, 01:57:16 PM »

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"Tin Man! Roll out!"

And it'll probally be a better design than TF:TM.

Bernie · « **Reply #41 on:** Sep 11, 2006, 12:47:45 PM »

It's been done

And now you have have it for only $6.99!

B E C K · « **Reply #42 on:** Sep 12, 2006, 02:48:51 PM »

But Rama said not to count the Wiz. Besides, it needs to be made for the NOW. Kids today are completely incapable of understanding anything made further than five years ago. False and biased market research has proven this as a fact. Sure it has a famous pedophile in it, but I'm sure we could find another. R. Kelly as the Scarecrow. They'll call him Scares for short and he'll pee on Dorothy AND Toto. Bitchin'. "OZ" can still happen, people!

B E C K · « **Reply #43 on:** Sep 12, 2006, 02:49:14 PM »

And who needs hagardly Diana Ross when you can get Beyonce in a red wig?

Rama · « **Reply #44 on:** Sep 12, 2006, 03:07:15 PM »

We need to add some Asians and Hispanics in here. We've cast all African American and I want to show how PC I am, by having people of all races except whites (cause it's a fact they are the route of all evil) in this flick.

And now I'm going to break my own rule and try to get Grace Jones for the Wicked Witch of the West.

Sam · « **Reply #45 on:** Sep 12, 2006, 03:17:51 PM »

Forget Dorothy, Scare could defeat the witch by peeeing on her.

B E C K · « **Reply #46 on:** Sep 12, 2006, 03:18:22 PM »

Grace Jones!!!! ARRRRRRRRRRRGH!! YEAH! That's one evil witch. Hell, I think I'd kinda like to see her as the good witch myself. We can make some Asian the evil witch, complete with kung-fu and a math degree. Have I casted the Lion yet? He can be a Puerto Riccan. They're always angrrrrry.

Rama · « **Reply #47 on:** Sep 12, 2006, 03:22:41 PM »

I'd suggest Margaret Cho for the evil witch, but I know you kinda like her. She could be more condescending then evil really.

Bernie · « **Reply #48 on:** Sep 12, 2006, 04:12:00 PM »

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But Rama said not to count the Wiz.

By gum, he did. I need to quit staying up for Pee-Wee. -_-

It needs an evil, psychotic-looking lion, kinda like Danny Elfman's Satan in Forbidden Zone.

B E C K · « **Reply #49 on:** Sep 12, 2006, 06:40:57 PM »

It's not whether I like her or not, but it's not suppose to be an intentional comedy. I was thinking Brigitte Lin or an older Lucy Liu.

Rama · « **Reply #50 on:** Sep 12, 2006, 11:01:01 PM »

Lucy Liu crossed my mind...but I discounted her. I just didn't think she'd be good for the part.

B E C K · « **Reply #51 on:** Sep 13, 2006, 05:49:32 PM »

We need her old, haggardly: Past her prime, with Charlie's Angels 12 the only job for miles in sight.

Rama · « **Reply #52 on:** Sep 13, 2006, 10:43:41 PM »

Hmmmm I could agree to that, a saggy nasty Liu is not as cliche as young hot Liu.

And speaking of Charlie's Angels, if we could work in Bill Murray that would be awesome.

B E C K · « **Reply #53 on:** Sep 14, 2006, 12:35:35 PM »

He'll be there, feeding tube and all!

Bernie · « **Reply #54 on:** Sep 14, 2006, 12:46:07 PM »

Damn....talking about remakes made me realize that we have an entire generation of kids who think that Godzilla is a Matthew Broderick movie.

B E C K · « **Reply #55 on:** Sep 14, 2006, 01:02:31 PM »

Argh, I didn't even think about that.

Rama · « **Reply #56 on:** Sep 14, 2006, 01:33:32 PM »

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He'll be there, feeding tube and all!

Me: It’s an honor working with you Mister Murray. I grew up watching your movies.

Bill Murray: Uh nama…*Gasp*…uma da ugh.

Me: Yes Mister Murray, I do think you are still a box office draw.

Bill Murray: Eeep…uga namma namma doodie

Me: No Mister Murray, I will not empty your colostomy bag. That’s my assistant’s job.

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Damn....talking about remakes made me realize that we have an entire generation of kids who think that Godzilla is a Matthew Broderick movie.

You know in Japan this isn't even considered Godzilla. It seems Toho set out a bunch of guidelines for the making of this film to "Capture the spirit of Godzilla" when they signed the contracts, but almost all of those where ignored when the movie actually got made. So in Japan they renamed the creature in this film to Jira, and produced another movie ( http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0399102/ ) where the real Godzilla beats the shit out of him.

Kenpachiro Satsuma one of the many men to wear the Godzilla suit over the years actually walked out of the advance screening of the film.

B E C K · « **Reply #57 on:** Sep 14, 2006, 04:52:42 PM »

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So in Japan they renamed the creature in this film to Jira, and produced another movie ( http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0399102/ ) where the real Godzilla beats the shit out of him.

Ha! I love the Japanese.

So that guy walked out of the screening of Godzilla or out of the screening of Jira getting his ass handed to him?

B E C K · « **Reply #58 on:** Sep 14, 2006, 04:54:51 PM »

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As a treat to die-hard Godzilla fans, the namesake title monster from the much-maligned Hollywood box-office fiasco, Godzilla (1998) (directed by Roland Emmerich), makes an appearance in this film as Zilla (or Jira, short for Gojira), an assassin monster engineered by the aliens from Planet X to kill Godzilla. When director Ryuhei Kitamura announced this at a press conference in late August, he said that he named the Hollywood version Zilla for his film, because he felt that the 1998 film "has taken the 'God' out of Godzilla." The fight between Godzilla and Zilla takes place in Sydney, Australia, and is computer-generated, just like in the Hollywood movie.

Crush the shell-house! Crush ittttttttttt!!

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #59 on:** Sep 14, 2006, 05:16:52 PM »

I actually liked the Matthew Broderick Godzilla, althought the blonde girl is annoying.
New York is getting bad karma(or already got it) from aaall of these movies setting their catastrophes in poor New York.

Author Topic: Optimus Prime (Read 7035 times)

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