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I just threw a can ovaltine at the wall...
« on: Aug 28, 2006, 10:12:13 PM »
and now my room is partially covered in delicious (and nutritious) chocolatey powder.

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« Reply #1 on: Aug 28, 2006, 10:25:11 PM »
My decoder ring told me to drink more of that shit.  I said "no, I'm lactose intolerant, bitch!" and crushed it.  Little Oprhan Annie can get hit by a bus while playing in traffic, for all I care.
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« Reply #2 on: Aug 28, 2006, 10:55:07 PM »
Is that shit for old people?  Maybe I'm thinking of Ensure.

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« Reply #3 on: Aug 28, 2006, 11:00:47 PM »
You are.  Next question?
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« Reply #4 on: Aug 28, 2006, 11:20:38 PM »
Will Denim jackets come back into style? And if so...will all the losers, that still wear them now, stop?

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« Reply #5 on: Aug 28, 2006, 11:30:35 PM »
Why teh hell would anyone drink ovaltine?

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« Reply #6 on: Aug 28, 2006, 11:33:49 PM »
Because they're stupid.  That's why IDE wasted it all over his wall, he knew better.  
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« Reply #7 on: Aug 28, 2006, 11:36:37 PM »
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Is that shit for old people?  Maybe I'm thinking of Ensure.
Ensure is for babies!

Ovaltine is for highschool kids of the 80's.

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« Reply #8 on: Aug 28, 2006, 11:40:27 PM »
Merla drank Ensure back when she had gotten braces and bitch couldn't eat solids.

And Yoohoo.  What is it?  "Chocolate drink".  Bleh.

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« Reply #9 on: Aug 28, 2006, 11:40:39 PM »
Pediasure is for babies. Ensure is for skinbags.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
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« Reply #10 on: Aug 28, 2006, 11:51:41 PM »
Yoohoo is for kids that are wannabes of the kids from the 70's that used to drink Milo.

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« Reply #11 on: Aug 28, 2006, 11:54:07 PM »
Drink more Boost!
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« Reply #12 on: Aug 29, 2006, 12:02:16 AM »
Pimp Juice, I'd say.


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« Reply #13 on: Aug 29, 2006, 05:46:12 AM »
I drank ensure for a while when I got dangerously underweight and couldn't eat solids for about a week.  I kept drinking them in adition to my normal food to get my weight up for a few months.

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« Reply #14 on: Aug 29, 2006, 11:30:35 AM »
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Yoohoo is for kids that are wannabes of the kids from the 70's that used to drink Milo.
I used to drink that shit.
Get a little closer let it fold
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My little ribs around you

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« Reply #15 on: Aug 29, 2006, 12:35:20 PM »
Me too, with honey hmmm.
It's a big hit in Singapore nowadays

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« Reply #16 on: Aug 29, 2006, 11:42:40 PM »
I never heard of Milo, but let's mix in a little Otis while we're at it.

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« Reply #17 on: Aug 30, 2006, 01:29:05 AM »
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Ovaltine is for highschool kids of the 80's.
I think you are thinking of Cocaine. That's a different powdery substance.  

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« Reply #18 on: Aug 30, 2006, 08:20:51 AM »
No, that's sooo 70's Rama.

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« Reply #19 on: Aug 30, 2006, 02:52:02 PM »
While coke was certainly around in the 70s it was not until the 80s that coke was it.

And now 20 some odd years later...

coke is it, again.

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« Reply #20 on: Aug 30, 2006, 03:04:31 PM »
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'Roid rage?

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« Reply #21 on: Aug 30, 2006, 06:38:53 PM »
I've been drinking the fuck out of Diet Rockstar.  I must have like...14 empty cans in my trash right now.
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« Reply #22 on: Aug 30, 2006, 09:01:11 PM »
From what I understand roids ruin your kidneys and liver...I'm already doing that with alcohol.  The only juice for me is orange and the only roids for me are of the met variety.

Moar Ovaltine Ploz!

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« Reply #23 on: Aug 30, 2006, 11:58:39 PM »
Ha, I remember several months ago back at the moldy old bookstore, we had shitloads of Diet Rockstar.  It was so hard to give those away.

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« Reply #24 on: Aug 30, 2006, 11:59:09 PM »
Because they were free samples.  I forgot to say that part.