Author Topic: Horrible, horrible! (Read 6703 times)

Faye Valentine · « **on:** Aug 17, 2006, 10:01:19 PM »

http://cbs11tv.com/watercooler/watercooler..._226121039.html

What kind of fucked up person would do that?

TM2 Rampage · « **Reply #1 on:** Aug 17, 2006, 10:45:39 PM »

What a dick.

Unfortunately I've seen/heard of worse things that have happened to kittens.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #2 on:** Aug 18, 2006, 01:18:52 AM »

Worse than that?? like what??

B E C K · « **Reply #3 on:** Aug 18, 2006, 01:34:21 AM »

I remember my dad saying something about torturing kittens when he was a kid (not a memory in fondness, mind you). Something about fire and possibly wooden stakes. It's been many years though.

And yes, it does take a very sick person to hurt kittens like that. I question that if that had happened to my kittens, whether or not that fucker would've made it alive out of the house.

IDE · « **Reply #4 on:** Aug 18, 2006, 02:53:17 AM »

If I caught someone doing that I would walk up behind them and smash their head into the oil until it smelled like crisp bacon. Then I'd tie them up and me and the kittens would eat their face (while they were awake)...with a bernaise sauce and maybe some asparagus.

B E C K · « **Reply #5 on:** Aug 18, 2006, 03:07:42 AM »

The first thing that popped in my head was that I couldn't be bothered to take the time and properly torture such a person. It would be a bunch of screamming and stabbing (a possible toss off the balcony if I were in an apartment), and then whisking the kittens off to the emergency clinic.

Karmarose · « **Reply #6 on:** Aug 18, 2006, 11:06:50 AM »

No, not kitties...;.;

At least they're okay, but my god I would've done horrible, gut wrenching things to that man had those kittens been mine.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #7 on:** Aug 18, 2006, 11:51:36 AM »

I just wonder how they only got "minor burns". Like, it's hot oil for God's sake! It's like such good luck they aren't dead, there's nothing worse than hot oil, ESPECIALLY when the man put them in there and mix them around

Fiero · « **Reply #8 on:** Aug 18, 2006, 05:30:35 PM »

I've got quite a few 'minor burns' from oil. I like my fried taters too much.

Yeah, I don't like that story. Except that there alive and (mostly) unharmed.

B E C K · « **Reply #9 on:** Aug 18, 2006, 05:41:15 PM »

And probably mildly spicy depending on how that person cooks their chops.

IDE · « **Reply #10 on:** Aug 18, 2006, 06:25:50 PM »

What if this hadn't happened in real life and instead was a flash cartoon with the main character stripping and dancing to "The Scat Man" while only mildly frying kittens before flinging them away and mildly frying more kittens and flinging them away etc.

B E C K · « **Reply #11 on:** Aug 18, 2006, 07:14:45 PM »

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #12 on:** Aug 18, 2006, 08:20:06 PM »

Three Words:
Screwdriver Through Eyes.

IDE · « **Reply #13 on:** Aug 18, 2006, 10:53:45 PM »

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U_U

Rama · « **Reply #14 on:** Aug 19, 2006, 12:23:48 AM »

I think I saw your eyes on a cover of National Geographic once.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #15 on:** Aug 19, 2006, 11:20:37 AM »

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Three Words:
Screwdriver Through Eyes.

Better:
Screwdriver into the pee hole.

Fiero · « **Reply #16 on:** Aug 19, 2006, 05:25:37 PM »

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Three Words:
Screwdriver Through Eyes.
Better:
Screwdriver into the pee hole.

JESUS CHRIST WOMAN!

B E C K · « **Reply #17 on:** Aug 19, 2006, 05:45:50 PM »

That doesn't sound worth the extra effort. First disrobing, taking into account the intricacies of undoing a belt should one be present, and dealing with any buttons or zippers. Then the mess of touching diseased and possibly filthy/soiled undergarments if any. Then having to deal with the member in question, probably most disgusting like Snuffy's left over trunk meat, covered in disease, crusty left-over cum-ade, French cheese, and herpies. Then handling said member to find peehole. Then precision of inserting screwdriver into said hole. Creativity gets a A+, however due to the copious amount of work and personal risk and aversion, you get a D-.

Rama · « **Reply #18 on:** Aug 20, 2006, 01:44:43 AM »

When I saw this thread on the front page, I had forgot about the Kittens and thought it was new and someone actually went to see "Snakes on a Plane."

IDE · « **Reply #19 on:** Aug 20, 2006, 03:11:40 AM »

If i thought it through i oculd totrrute this guy in a time effiecitnt manner with a hammer and some nails and still manage to save every last kjiottten life

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #20 on:** Aug 20, 2006, 10:19:18 AM »

Damn man. Are you still drunk?

Fiero · « **Reply #21 on:** Aug 20, 2006, 11:29:52 AM »

Or, we could make this guy go watch Snakes on a Plane for three days straight.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #22 on:** Aug 20, 2006, 12:36:52 PM »

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That doesn't sound worth the extra effort. First disrobing, taking into account the intricacies of undoing a belt should one be present, and dealing with any buttons or zippers. Then the mess of touching diseased and possibly filthy/soiled undergarments if any. Then having to deal with the member in question, probably most disgusting like Snuffy's left over trunk meat, covered in disease, crusty left-over cum-ade, French cheese, and herpies. Then handling said member to find peehole. Then precision of inserting screwdriver into said hole. Creativity gets a A+, however due to the copious amount of work and personal risk and aversion, you get a D-.

That's true. Also, forgot to add there that's its extra work/time if he was uncircumsized. I wouldn't touch that shit not even with a pole.

Rama · « **Reply #23 on:** Aug 20, 2006, 01:50:59 PM »

So no Pole on Pole action huh?

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #24 on:** Aug 20, 2006, 02:15:43 PM »

Not with an uncircumsized one! ew

IDE · « **Reply #25 on:** Aug 20, 2006, 02:29:15 PM »

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Damn man. Are you still drunk?

Yeah I was but even in that state I'm still looking out for the kjiotttens interests.