Author Topic: Here she isssssssssssss! (Read 14359 times)

Derrick · « **on:** Jul 24, 2006, 09:52:18 PM »

Where the fuck was miss Omicron Persei 8!?

Seriously though, Japan should have won, or Trinidad and Tobago. Both were incredibly hot, much more so than the current miss Puerto Rico.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #1 on:** Jul 24, 2006, 09:53:53 PM »

I can't believe Miss Puerto Rico won. That means now that Miss Universe pageant has turned into a piece of shit.

Derrick · « **Reply #2 on:** Jul 24, 2006, 09:55:23 PM »

You're just jealous that Peru was ousted so quickly. She was kinda hot, though.

Japan was the hotest piece of ass, though, especially in her national costume. Women + Sword = OH GOD YOUR FACE!

B E C K · « **Reply #3 on:** Jul 24, 2006, 10:13:42 PM »

Was that today? Anyway, PICTURE!

Derrick · « **Reply #4 on:** Jul 24, 2006, 10:21:11 PM »

http://muj.trans-cosmos.co.jp/top/index.html

Derrick · « **Reply #5 on:** Jul 24, 2006, 10:30:15 PM »

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/0...9426b1837417abe

*drools*

Rama · « **Reply #6 on:** Jul 25, 2006, 12:26:44 AM »

Wait.....you mean people still actually watch these things?

B E C K · « **Reply #7 on:** Jul 25, 2006, 12:31:03 AM »

I guess so. I haven't seen a pagent since the midnineties.

Rama · « **Reply #8 on:** Jul 25, 2006, 12:32:42 AM »

Me either....last I knew they couldn't find a network willing to preempt their endless line up of Reality TV to show it.

Sam · « **Reply #9 on:** Jul 25, 2006, 08:57:49 AM »

Miss Northern Marianas.

Or Miss Albania if she put on 20-25 pounds.

Merla · « **Reply #10 on:** Jul 25, 2006, 11:10:30 AM »

It was reported that Miss Universe fainted later that night at a press conference. Someone get that woman a hamburger and chocolate shake.

Derrick · « **Reply #11 on:** Jul 25, 2006, 01:09:01 PM »

Miss Paraguay was perhaps the thinnest one ever. When she was posing, it looked like she was going to snap in half and her ribs were going to pop out. It was disgusting x.x

IDE · « **Reply #12 on:** Jul 25, 2006, 04:24:32 PM »

While that japanese chick was hot I don't think that's the best they could've fielded.

B E C K · « **Reply #13 on:** Jul 25, 2006, 10:03:48 PM »

Ha ha, I'm inclined to agree.

TM2 Rampage · « **Reply #14 on:** Jul 26, 2006, 03:01:05 AM »

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http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/0...9426b1837417abe

*drools*

I'm not feelin' it, man.

Yuko Ogura: http://images-jp.amazon.com/images/P/B0007...09.LZZZZZZZ.jpg
Hmmrmm... She's in pr0n? Probably just Engrish...

Hikaru Utada:

Rama · « **Reply #15 on:** Jul 26, 2006, 03:35:56 AM »

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While that japanese chick was hot I don't think that's the best they could've fielded.

Maybe she wowed them with her amazing ping pong ball trick in the talent section.

B E C K · « **Reply #16 on:** Jul 26, 2006, 01:00:00 PM »

"PoPo Porn". That cracks me up.

Fiero · « **Reply #17 on:** Jul 27, 2006, 06:13:17 PM »

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It was reported that Miss Universe fainted later that night at a press conference. Someone get that woman a hamburger and chocolate shake.

She was wearing a dress made completely of metal for like two hours. An average sized man would've have fainted.

B E C K · « **Reply #18 on:** Jul 28, 2006, 12:30:43 AM »

Exactly. That's her on the far left:

TM2 Rampage · « **Reply #19 on:** Jul 28, 2006, 03:34:32 AM »

Man, what lame characters. Lame-looking design and unoriginal concept. Oooh they're made of the four "elements"!

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #20 on:** Jul 28, 2006, 11:41:54 AM »

Metal, fire and....poo? :unsure:

Sam · « **Reply #21 on:** Jul 28, 2006, 12:57:02 PM »

Truly the building blocks of the universe.

B E C K · « **Reply #22 on:** Jul 28, 2006, 10:46:21 PM »

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Man, what lame characters. Lame-looking design and unoriginal concept. Oooh they're made of the four "elements"!

That's right. Just like a heartless Captain Planet.

Rama · « **Reply #23 on:** Jul 29, 2006, 04:50:11 AM »

If I got the "heart" ring, I wouldn't be able to show my face in public for the shame.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #24 on:** Jul 29, 2006, 09:32:15 AM »

I'm still trying to figure out why they gave the latin guy the heart ring.

B E C K · « **Reply #25 on:** Jul 31, 2006, 12:10:35 AM »

Because he had a thing for his monkey. Which now makes his ring make a lot more sense than giving a Russian chick wind. Unless it's actually abnormally windy in Russia, then I respectfully retract.

B E C K · « **Reply #26 on:** Jul 31, 2006, 12:11:17 AM »

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If I got the "heart" ring, I wouldn't be able to show my face in public for the shame.

I, on the other hand, wouldn't stop wearing it. Seriously. Now I want one.

Rama · « **Reply #27 on:** Jul 31, 2006, 06:10:30 AM »

Well if you're content being the groups Dr. Doolittle, then who am I to stop you.

B E C K · « **Reply #28 on:** Jul 31, 2006, 07:54:56 PM »

I don't care if it has powers or not, I just want the ring.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #29 on:** Jul 31, 2006, 07:59:21 PM »

Ms. Universe's final task should be a one-on-one fight with Kimbo. Only after swift victory can she take the title...