Author Topic: Hummer crashes (Read 8516 times)

The D · « **on:** Dec 27, 2004, 09:38:35 PM »

Pwn3d.

Am I an evil bastard for laughing at this?

Max Con · « **Reply #1 on:** Dec 27, 2004, 10:54:41 PM »

I laugh at 9/11 and the very common child murders.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #2 on:** Dec 27, 2004, 11:10:01 PM »

And I laugh at this.

TM2 Rampage · « **Reply #3 on:** Dec 28, 2004, 02:43:14 AM »

I guess I feel bad for the kids, but fuck the Hummer.

ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #4 on:** Dec 28, 2004, 10:59:37 AM »

I hate Hummers.

Anyway, that's sad but it serves them right. Buy a fucking smaller car.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #5 on:** Dec 28, 2004, 01:44:05 PM »

What the hell kind of parent lets an inexperienced driver operate a pimped assault vehicle on icy roads? :angry: Nevermind that the fucker gets 10.5 miles to the gallon and is virtually guaranteed to kill the occupants of any other vehicle it hits.

I saw a leter to the editor somewhere that said anyone who drives a Hummer is figuratively dragging a dead American soldier behind it. Good reply for any ditzy yupmoo who prattles about how Patriotic she feels while dropping off her brats at soccer prac tice. <_<

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #6 on:** Dec 28, 2004, 01:48:04 PM »

Watch yer ass, Hummah!

B E C K · « **Reply #7 on:** Dec 28, 2004, 10:25:33 PM »

The dead chick wasn't wearing a seat belt. Fuck her. A sixteen year old driving a hummer is a damn scary thought.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #8 on:** Dec 28, 2004, 10:34:02 PM »

Actually, the parents that bought him that shit wagon are a scary thought...

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #9 on:** Dec 28, 2004, 10:46:27 PM »

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The dead chick wasn't wearing a seat belt. Fuck her. A sixteen year old driving a hummer is a damn scary thought.

wasnt she 15? she shouldnt even be driving!!

B E C K · « **Reply #10 on:** Dec 28, 2004, 10:53:07 PM »

The passenger was a 15 yr old. The sixteen yr old, who survived, was the driver.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #11 on:** Dec 29, 2004, 09:52:38 AM »

ooo dude that suuckks. well she should have used the seat belt, sucks for her

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #12 on:** Dec 29, 2004, 09:59:44 AM »

What cracks me up about Hummers is that the owners are universally oblivious to how butt-ugly the things are because they think they're impressing people by implying that they don't have to worry about the sticker price and operational costs. The red ones look like fire trucks, the yellow ones look like school buses, the black/grey ones look like industrial hearses, and the white ones look like taqueria vans. Eddie royally pissed off one bimbo in a white one by yelling, "HEY - HOW MUCH FOR A GORDITA?" to her at the light. I almost ran off the road.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #13 on:** Dec 29, 2004, 10:36:41 AM »

i liked them before when there were almost non-existant. now everybody has them, whats the fun with that <_< for me, something is cool until EVERYBODY starts having the same thing

ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #14 on:** Dec 29, 2004, 11:32:05 AM »

I agree with Bernie, they're uglier than all get out.

My friend and I walked past one in line at the drive-through at Burger King (I'm surprised that it made it throuh). I yelled, "A soldier died so you can play soldier in your car" or something like that.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #15 on:** Dec 29, 2004, 03:43:55 PM »

That was a lame thing to yell. You should have yelled "HEY JERK IN THE HUMMER, DICK SMALL ENOUGH?"

Bernie · « **Reply #16 on:** Dec 29, 2004, 04:05:45 PM »

Guys have to know that's what a LOT of women think when we see Hummers or deulie trucks. They can't be that dense. <_<

Damn good thing Hummers are almost impossible to wreck. At 10,300 lbs. Gross Vehicle Weight, they're EXCLUDED under personal auto policies in all states (except HI, MA, NC & TX) as of 1/1/05, since the limit will be 10,000. Unless they have an agent who's on the ball & gets them an alternate policy, some big boys are gonna have those little dicks in a wringer if they hit someone.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #17 on:** Dec 29, 2004, 04:27:23 PM »

Much like the episode of Family Guy where Peter gets a long car to compensate for his small penis... Not all of us are that dense.

ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #18 on:** Dec 30, 2004, 10:59:37 AM »

Okay, so next time I walk past one and a guy is driving I'll yell "NEEDLE DICK, NEEDLE DICK!"

Extra Zero · « **Reply #19 on:** Dec 30, 2004, 11:21:08 AM »

That's the ticket!

ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #20 on:** Dec 30, 2004, 12:08:45 PM »

And when he jumps out in attempt to kick my ass...

... I'll run like hell.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #21 on:** Dec 30, 2004, 12:14:34 PM »

Can Hummer owners actually kick someone's ass?

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #22 on:** Dec 30, 2004, 01:01:59 PM »

Theoretically, they should be able to afford to hire someone to do their ass-kicking for them, so if he jumps out, Chels can nail him on being a broke poser as well.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #23 on:** Dec 30, 2004, 01:15:38 PM »

He will probably also be weighed down by fake-ass gold chains that say stuff like "PIMP" and "MONEY".