Author Topic: Name all the great things about LAST ACTION HERO. (Read 7338 times)

B E C K · « **on:** Sep 04, 2007, 12:05:26 PM »

1. I haven't seen it.

2. It cost 85,000,000 to make. Sock it to the starving orphans!

3. It came out a week after Jurassic Park. I loved Jurassic Park.

4. ^The lawyer getting eaten by the dinosaur was great.

5. Shane Black rewrote the script. Shane Black was in Predator. I loved Predator.

6. Sharon Stone has a cameo in LAH. She'll always be hot to me.

7. But I still won't be seeing Basic Instinct 2.

8. ^Along with everyone else. Har.

The D · « **Reply #1 on:** Sep 04, 2007, 03:09:05 PM »

9. I haven't seen it.

10. It's probably one of the few Ahhhnold movies I haven't seen.

11. Was Ahhnold in this movie?

12. I haven't seen Conan either.

13. Why did you change the forum name anyway?

IDE · « **Reply #2 on:** Sep 04, 2007, 03:35:05 PM »

14. It has a cartoon detective cat.

B E C K · « **Reply #3 on:** Sep 04, 2007, 04:24:44 PM »

Quote from: Dangerous D on Sep 04, 2007, 03:09:05 PM

9. I haven't seen it.

10. It's probably one of the few Ahhhnold movies I haven't seen.

11. Was Ahhnold in this movie?

What the hell? You know he was, you said so right above.

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13. Why did you change the forum name anyway?

Somebody help this kid out.

Merla · « **Reply #4 on:** Sep 04, 2007, 07:53:18 PM »

No helps, he's beyond help.

B E C K · « **Reply #5 on:** Sep 04, 2007, 08:17:16 PM »

15. Michael Vick's not in it.

16. It doesn't have herpes like Michael Vick.

17. Ian McKellen is Death.

Rama · « **Reply #6 on:** Sep 04, 2007, 10:56:49 PM »

18. Gangsters try to kill a rival gang with a deadly fart.

B E C K · « **Reply #7 on:** Sep 05, 2007, 12:20:42 AM »

19. Wizards may or may not appear.

Rama · « **Reply #8 on:** Sep 05, 2007, 10:20:18 AM »

20. Mortal wounds are only flesh wounds in the movie world.

IDE · « **Reply #9 on:** Sep 05, 2007, 10:44:58 AM »

21. Many custom contact lenses were featured.

Shipley · « **Reply #10 on:** Sep 05, 2007, 11:19:12 AM »

22. Sylvester Stallone in Terminator 2.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #11 on:** Sep 05, 2007, 05:39:05 PM »

23. Dude that movie was awesome. I haven't seen it in years though.

B E C K · « **Reply #12 on:** Sep 05, 2007, 08:35:45 PM »

24. LAH was apparently a true story, as a solid new action movie hero hasn't emerged in fucking years.

MegatronYES · « **Reply #13 on:** Sep 06, 2007, 12:23:37 AM »

25. Angry Again, a Megadeth single

Rama · « **Reply #14 on:** Sep 06, 2007, 12:29:51 AM »

26. First movie that used Sony Dynamic Digital Sound.

Shipley · « **Reply #15 on:** Sep 06, 2007, 12:32:59 AM »

27. "What The Hell Have I" an Alice In Chains song consistently overlooked by a truly great band.

B E C K · « **Reply #16 on:** Sep 06, 2007, 01:45:02 PM »

28. "Last Action Hero" opens the door for Shipley to do a pr0n, "Last Zaction Hero".

Merla · « **Reply #17 on:** Sep 06, 2007, 01:58:08 PM »

That kinda sounds like a porno.

Rama · « **Reply #18 on:** Sep 06, 2007, 06:46:11 PM »

29. They had to shut down Time Square so a giant ballon of Arnold could be brought in for the the shoot.

B E C K · « **Reply #19 on:** Sep 06, 2007, 11:39:23 PM »

Quote from: Lady Merla Weller on Sep 06, 2007, 01:58:08 PM

That kinda sounds like a porno.

I'm sorry, that was a typo. It should've read "Ass Zaction Hard-on".

Shipley · « **Reply #20 on:** Sep 07, 2007, 09:51:59 AM »

I'm ready for my close up.

Rama · « **Reply #21 on:** Sep 07, 2007, 12:27:14 PM »

Don't you mean money shot?

B E C K · « **Reply #22 on:** Sep 07, 2007, 01:47:17 PM »

That's right, make a man out of Arnold.

Firebird1 · « **Reply #23 on:** Sep 08, 2007, 01:50:21 AM »

29.) Wait, someone remembers this Movie!!

30) Where is the other half?

B E C K · « **Reply #24 on:** Sep 08, 2007, 01:04:20 PM »

31. The other half of what?