SO I saw King Kong.....ANd it would've been perfect except for two things:
One. It was too damn long. Jesus, you could've cut an hour out of that movie by just cutting some of the GOD DAMN CLOSEUPS ON ACTORS FACES.
Two: .....Those fucking bugs freaked me out. They freaked my FRIEND out. He said "I'll never watch this movie again JUST because of that." Do we need to see Three Maggots gangbang one squinty eyed cook? No.
Those bugs that were all over that Jack guy? Potato bugs, which AREN'T MEAT EATERS.
Another minor thing? Why is it the first major character to die was black? I don't count the two Camera assistants. They had no really good lines.
And there is no god damn way that Thompson machine gun was accurate enough to blow off Killer potato bugs and NOT KILL JACK. I don't care how good you are, it just doesn't work like that.