he spread his legs.. thank god for the blur! X.X

I don't know whether to feel stupid or dorky for getting aDam's joke, or for thinking the same thing he was when he read this thread...

you didn't even click the damn link did you.
 

FURRY!

I don't mind the idea of getting out on my own that much (except that overwelming fear of being homeless or having to pay a thousand dollars in bills a month). And all of you still living with parents can't say shit.

The thing that bugs me the most is the distance and the timing. Now, if he were to want me to move in 6 months, that's one thing. But he acts like he wants me to move in 2 weeks or so.

At first he just expected me to drive down to Arizona in my car without proper preperation. Normal adults go down to the new place where they'll live before they move, and find a place to live and a job to work at. He just assumed that I could drive down there and instantly find a job and eventually a place to live, after living with him for less than a month. Now he's decided to have me fly down there on a plane next week and look around.

He needs to remember that moving takes planning and doing shit. It's going to cost a lot of money for gas alone to drive 2000+ miles, not to mention moving van costs. I have to switch banks. I have to set up my cell phone for the new area. I have to register as a driver and stuff down there. I have to pack. I have to decide what I want to take and what I don't want to take. It's not like I'm fleeing the mafia here.

I really wish it was closer though. Like a few states over. Instead of across the entire damn country. Not only would it cost less in gas, hotel, and van fees, but then I could just drive to see my family.

I wish my uncle would stop acting like Arizona's fucking paradise. Ever since he moved down there he's been asking me when I was going to move too. I'd call him or he'd call me and he'd ask me when I'm moving. I'd go to visit and the first words out of his fucking mouth are "When are you moving down?" I have the right to choose where I live dammit.

And if he expects me to go to church with him once I get a place of my own... no. Nazaranes are too strict of a church.. they even frown on alcohol. I'd rather join a more liberal church.













....I have to admit though, a part of me is excited about the chance to go on a road trip and move to somewhere new and different, like it's an adventure. I just wish it wasn't a desert out in the middle of nowhere and lightyears from family.

I also wanted to drive the entire Route 66, so I'll probably do that on the way there. And then post pics here

Why the fuck does every good topic have to turn into a fight between Tom and Faye? Don't make me kick the both of you into the void between universes so you can duke it out for all eternity... (bonus points if someone figures out what sci-fi tv series I got that idea from)


I only liked the original Power Rangers for it's camp value, the other spinoffs were shit. Don't know how anyone can take a series that revolves around preppy Southern Californian high school students seriously.

Gah, there I go again.

All these times you guys complain about me bitching and being emo and I go and write another long and bitchy post! But dammit, I had to get that out. I may go back and delete most of that. Or make it shorter.

My uncle has a point. Stagnation and being too confortable with your life, no matter how much it sucks, will keep you from making your life better. I've seen 30+ year olds stay with their shitty jobs, afraid of going to get a new one because at least the shitty one pays the bills. And often, the reason why us people stay at home is because our parents are afraid to let us out in the evil world, and we're afraid of being independant and having to deal with responsibilities, so we stay at home where we're safe.

So a swift boot to the rear isn't a bad thing. And I do want to be independant.

However, after some thought, I think I know why I'm afraid to move to my uncle's place, besides the fact that I hate arid and dry places.

it's because my uncle's conservative and religious.

I think he's trying to make me like him. He considers me like a son already, I think he wants me to be just like him. The problem is, he's deeply religious, he thinks things like alcohol, profanity, rock music, and violent video games are bad, and he's conservative. When he lived here I had to deal with him and his wife looking down on everything I did.. "Do you think Jesus would approve of you drinking alcohol/masturbating/looking at pr0n/playing video games/listing to metallica/ect..."

I don't mind living with him, just as long as he fucking respects my beliefs and opinions. The world doesn't fucking revolve around Jesus.

Cliffnotes Version:

My uncle and attorney think the best thing for me is to start over with my life and move to Arizona with my uncle so he can show me how to become independant. Their idea is that I rely on my mother too much, that I'm in a comfort bubble and that the only way to grow up and become mature is to be forced to live on my own.

Why Arizona? Because that's where my uncle lives. He used to live in Michigan, but moved to Phoenix a couple years ago and now regards the place as paradise on earth. Personally, I don't like the state. I love forests and trees and woods, and there's none of that in AZ. Too dry, too barren, too hot. Rather live in Texas, at least they have natural trees.

All the reasons I've thought about staying in Michigan they think are irrelevant. I have friends here? Get new ones in AZ. I know my way around Detroit? You'll figure out Phoenix soon enough. I don't like AZ? You'll get used to it. I have a nice school? ASU has hotter chicks (this is my uncle talking). Might not find a job or place down there? AZ has more growth and oppertunity, you'll find something.

I just don't like the idea of being forced to do something. Being an adult means making your own choices, having your own freedom of will to do what you want.

Edit:
Somewhat better.

 

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Ass-spank
lolz (replace Ass-spank with, well you know)

Holy fuck!  

I remember only seeing half of Berserk when I first saw it so I decided to go and watch the rest of it. Why didn't I believe people when they said the ending was messed up? That last episode was fucked.

Did I miss something? Like maybe a not-released-in-the-US movie or ova?

So that means if I were to insult you in some way, you wouldn't read it?




















.......Well, I'm not going to anyway, since he won't read it.

Personally, I think he should've gone with "Pedo-san" but that's just me.

Ahem, that's Pedobear to all you mere mortals.

This whole time it seemed like no one knew who I was, if they did they weren't being obvious about it. I didn't get one pedo jab from anyone while in this name. The only one I expected to know was Nuri but only because she can see email and IP addresses.

Oh well... So much for staying away from the pedo jokes. *puts on his bear costume*

Since my secret's out, here's where I got the name:

http://www.japanesetranslator.co.uk/your-n...Douglas&style=1

I really want my site to look like something that would be worthy of the CSS Zen Garden, but most of those sites are done by professional web design companies, and I'm broke.

....you know, I haven't figured out why I'm asking you guys advice, besides the fact I have no one else to ask and some of you seem to have sites/boards.

You bastards have hijacked my thread all to hell.

*masturbates all over the thread*