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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: uno dos tres
« on: Aug 10, 2013, 11:30:03 PM »
Just pump out some crotch dropplings!
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: The last movie I saw was...
« on: Aug 10, 2013, 11:28:46 PM »
I saw retaliation recently also. Can they please make a Joe movie that doesn't consist of the entire joe team getting wiped out leaving only a few to fight against seemingly insurmountable odds?
I want a full ensemble cast of all the joes vs all of cobra. Huge battles, insane vehicles, etc. Just like the fucking cartoon.
I want a full ensemble cast of all the joes vs all of cobra. Huge battles, insane vehicles, etc. Just like the fucking cartoon.
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: The last thing I ate was...
« on: Aug 10, 2013, 11:26:09 PM »
He used steroids.
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: The last thing I ate was...
« on: Aug 10, 2013, 01:27:55 AM »
I just ate a huge salad. I know you're thinking...why eat a salad at 11 o' clock?! Why not some delicious pizza or buffalo wings...oh man I love buffalo wings...haven't had them in forever. Hooters has this 13$ all you can eat thing on tuesdays...oh god it's so good...I ate 100 in a single sitting once. But I digress...
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: Happy Birthday BECK
« on: Aug 09, 2013, 08:03:46 PM »
Happy Birthday!
Were you a Cesarian?
Were you a Cesarian?
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: What Anime are you watching?
« on: Aug 09, 2013, 08:03:01 PM »
I remember campione!
No second season huh? That sucks. Seems to happen to alot of the stuff I like.
No second season huh? That sucks. Seems to happen to alot of the stuff I like.
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: uno dos tres
« on: Aug 04, 2013, 04:04:57 AM »
I'm about to bang a 29 yr old psychotherapist. You'd think they could see past my bullshit but their jedi mind tricks are no match for my sith dick slangin.
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: The last thing I ate was...
« on: Aug 04, 2013, 04:01:46 AM »
Grilled chicken and saute onions.
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: The last movie I saw was...
« on: Aug 04, 2013, 04:00:17 AM »
Yeah huntsman was balls.
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: The last thing I ate was...
« on: Aug 01, 2013, 06:00:37 AM »
I've been eating too much string cheese and farting all over the place.
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: Holy crap
« on: Aug 01, 2013, 05:59:51 AM »
I realize now I have no chance of being called in for swamp monster because it's a role for a guy in a monster suit. If I was a casting a director I would just cast my friend/intern or whoever and give them $500.
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: What are you watching?!
« on: Aug 01, 2013, 05:58:12 AM »
Didn't Jem always show along side The Inhumanoids and that other show...these things were like zoids or some shit there were good ones and bad ones. Like people's intellects had been transferred into them or something like that.
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: What are you watching?!
« on: Aug 01, 2013, 05:55:17 AM »
I miss my Jayce toys. I think I only had 1 or 2 good guys. The bad guys were the best, I had several of them. One of them came with a big chrome buzzsaw, and they all had little squishy green plastic brains that piloted them.
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: uno dos tres
« on: Aug 01, 2013, 05:53:10 AM »
Coolest ever bro
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: The last movie I saw was...
« on: Aug 01, 2013, 05:49:00 AM »Didn't know Flashpoint was out yet. Thanks for the heads up.
I think it got leaked cause I saw it awhile ago on a pirate site.
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: The last movie I saw was...
« on: Aug 01, 2013, 05:47:17 AM »Why would you not care for them banging and going to war? You have a better plot device? No you don't.
Because nothing can be criticized unless the critic has a better solution. Gimme a break, swampie. Besides, there's a million cooler, less petty reasons for two supers to go to war.
The reason they went to war flowed naturally. A botched marriage of alliance was nothing to be nonplussed over. Does heterosexual sex piss you off or something?
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: The last movie I saw was...
« on: Jul 31, 2013, 03:41:44 AM »
Why would you not care for them banging and going to war? You have a better plot device? No you don't.
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: The last movie I saw was...
« on: Jul 30, 2013, 04:03:37 AM »
Krull
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: The last movie I saw was...
« on: Jul 26, 2013, 11:57:10 PM »
Yeah why would they remake that? It's basically the plot of Dredd anyway.
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: uno dos tres
« on: Jul 26, 2013, 04:39:03 PM »
It's as if a symphony ringing with heraldic fury is playing in my head as I vie to see how many women I can lie to and manipulate before this all comes crashing down in spectacular fashion! I'm not going to bother counting them until I'm sure I've passed 10 but we're getting there! I am in my element once more!
IDE
Chaotic Good Berserker
IDE
Chaotic Good Berserker
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: The last movie I saw was...
« on: Jul 26, 2013, 03:14:24 AM »
Ghostbusters
But I didn't really watch it.
But I didn't really watch it.
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: Holy crap
« on: Jul 26, 2013, 03:13:25 AM »
And in the end that's what really matters.
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: uno dos tres
« on: Jul 26, 2013, 03:12:50 AM »
Just nailed the 22 yr old. She said she normally doesn't hook up on the first date...
I feel like she was a whore so I didn't put it all the way in. I made sure there was latex separating us at all times and it didn't even matter, she still came all over the place and my comforter is in the dirty laundry now. All this time I didn't need to be using my whole dick! That's good to know cause I don't need to be rubbing crotches with these irresponsible swamp witches.
The final quarter of my dick will henceforward be held in reserve for shattering dimensional gates and repelling demigods.
I feel like she was a whore so I didn't put it all the way in. I made sure there was latex separating us at all times and it didn't even matter, she still came all over the place and my comforter is in the dirty laundry now. All this time I didn't need to be using my whole dick! That's good to know cause I don't need to be rubbing crotches with these irresponsible swamp witches.
The final quarter of my dick will henceforward be held in reserve for shattering dimensional gates and repelling demigods.
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: Holy crap
« on: Jul 25, 2013, 03:38:22 AM »
To be honest I'd rather be the swamp monster and I have a better chance of landing that based on my experience with heavy costume suits. But counselor is face time, but they'll probably pick someone with shaggy locks and boyish charm.
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: Holy crap
« on: Jul 24, 2013, 05:10:54 PM »
I just submitted myself for the roles of swamp monster and camp counselor for the live action version of Ben 10.
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: uno dos tres
« on: Jul 24, 2013, 05:06:29 PM »
I'm on a fucking rampage! Literally! M-M-M-M-MONSTER COMBO! Since the break up I've fucked 1 30 yr old. 1 20 yr old. 1 32 yr old. 1 40 yr old (she still has a banging body), and another 24 yr old sucked my cock...terribly. I mean how do you get to that age and not know how to...whatever.
I've got a 22 yr old and 28 yr old lined up.
You know this really is just like riding a bike.
I've got a 22 yr old and 28 yr old lined up.
You know this really is just like riding a bike.
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: The last thing I ate was...
« on: Jul 19, 2013, 04:45:33 AM »
I'm liking 5 egg whites with one over easy egg mixed in.
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: uno dos tres
« on: Jul 19, 2013, 04:42:28 AM »
Well I did it, and I immediately lost interest afterwards. I kind of feel bad, but at the same time I don't care. The universe and my penis are both expanding. These events are nearly beyond comprehension. What is one more hymen busted amid the galaxies of vag yet to be expanded into.
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: The last movie I saw was...
« on: Jul 14, 2013, 04:35:25 AM »
Interesting fact about the matrix. I don't know if any of you were familiar with that lady (that at the time I thought was a nut) who said they stole her script. Turns out they did steal it and she sued and won.
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: Holy crap
« on: Jul 14, 2013, 04:33:20 AM »
Yeah I cheated too, but then I skimmed into mid thread and I had mucked it up with sex nonsense.