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Yeah I think I might just drive him around for a moment.

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I think that's what I'm going to do but there's a crazy pomeranian at her place, it's a really sweet dog but it gets to go out in the backyard, does that mean it automatically has fleas?  I don't want Bruce to get fleas.

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They're coming to inspect all the apartments on sept 11.  I'm not supposed to have a cat.  IF they fucking send my cat back the pound to die I will do something so drastic it will change the world.  Specifically the eastern seaboard.  They better not fuck with my cat.  I'm a level 11 intellect they will fucking pay brainiac style if something happens to that cat.

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Anyone who disagrees gets punched in the balls.

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International law should state that if you are born to parents that are in a country illegally, neither of whom is a citizen of said country, then said child becomes a citizen of the mother's country of origin or the father's or both whatever seems fair, but to make them a citizen of the country that both parents are illegaly in is FUCKING INSANITY!

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WAIT! I take that back!

It DOES HAVE TO DO WITH RACE! If you're mexican and pro amnesty!  Because you're racist ass wants to bring more of your foreign horde over here to the dettriment of our people!  If it was the irish you would be all "Yo soy tu eres gtfo!"  or whatever spanish is for gtfo, because you actually are a racist piece of shit. 

Courting the "Latino" vote over immigration is racism at it's finest. Fucking scumbag democrats. Both parties need to agree to not sell out the american people for votes...votes from people WHO SHOULD NOT BE ABLE TO VOTE!  IF your parents were illegal and you were born here you should not be a citizen...END OF LINE.

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I wouldn't care if it was the irish or the english.  This has nothing to do with race.  Get the fuckkkkkk outtttttttt you cockroach mothersfuckers

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I haven't seen elysium but illegal immigrant mexicans turning california into shit is not a racist issue.  It's simply the truth. 

I fucking dare anyone to refute what I just posted.  Bring it and I will cool story bro you into next month with cold hard facts. 

Do it nigga! I dare you!

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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: uno dos tres
« on: Aug 27, 2013, 05:23:04 AM »
I'll allow it! 

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I should be on that show.  In my axe cop cosplay, fucking shitting all over their /cgl/ bullshit.  It would be amazing.  I need to find out where they're filming and be there and just spooge all over their shoot.

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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: Holy crap
« on: Aug 22, 2013, 04:16:01 AM »
Wouldn't that be A most bizarre scandal...I mean like what if chris pine was revealed to have a 3 frame sex gif that had been plastered all over a transformers message board. 

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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: uno dos tres
« on: Aug 22, 2013, 03:56:02 AM »
There is something to learn from everyone you encounter in this fleeting existence.

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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: Holy crap
« on: Aug 21, 2013, 03:58:18 PM »
If I become famous I'll probably not tell you guys until I'm like mega famous then you can black mail me with all the insane posts I made here and was unable to delete. 

Which was probably Nuri's plan all along.

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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: Holy crap
« on: Aug 21, 2013, 03:57:21 PM »
Everything is set.

I have a legit agent out here now. 

I'm in the stable ready to race or be sent out to stud.  Either is fine.

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My cat is singing something, I'm not sure what the hell is going on.  I think he does this for attention.

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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: uno dos tres
« on: Aug 21, 2013, 03:10:39 AM »
You're in the clear.  My penis only goes in living female things...and some inanimate female things, like pool pumps.

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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: uno dos tres
« on: Aug 20, 2013, 04:34:30 PM »
She's still hot...

Never saw flashpoint, maybe I'll google what it was about later.


I just broke up with the 29 year old therapist because of some shit that gave me flashbacks to my last singular relationship.  She's begging me to talk to her and I'm of many minds about whether I should or not.  The 21 yr old that left me didn't give me any closure, should I now pay that wickedness forward or should I rise above it?  If this was a movie you'd choose rise above it, and I think that's going to happen but I feel the pull of the other ley line as well.  The one where I don't say anything and let her fade out of my existence as was done to me.  See I'm not just banging these girls.  I care about all of them.  I have different personalities with a lot of them, like the many incarnations of godhead I lavish my presence upon them.  Or maybe I'm bat shit crazy, we're all just tiny specks in an ever expanding universe.  Who cares if you like Tom Hiddleston or not, if your debit card is scratched and won't run through a scanner, or whether I ever talk to this emotionally fractured red head again.  Nothing matters, nothing at all...now throw yourself from the top of a building in entropic despair, or don't.  It won't matter either way...


is one way to look at it.


OR....


YOU CAN JUST KEEP ON FUCKING! AND FUCKING! AND FUCKING! AND FUCKING! THRUSTING AND SLAMMING YOUR PENIS INTO EVERY LAST LIVING THING! IN THE HOPES THAT ONE DAY SOMEWHERE, BILLIONS OF YEARS FROM NOW, SOME BEING WROUGHT FROM YOUR SPLOOGE EONS AGO WILL FINALLY RISE UP THE EVOLUTIONARY LADDER HIGH ENOUGH TO PULL BACK THE VEIL OF INFINITE MYSTERY, THROW DOWN THE POWERS THAT BE AND RULE THE MULTIVERSE WITH AN IRON DONG!

(Actually the dong will probably be made of some unknown material infinitely harder than iron but you know what I'm saying.)

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Don't focus on that part!  Fairy Tail is about a group of people willing to put it all on the line for their friends man!  They put their asses out there bro!  Like way out there...really far out there.

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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: uno dos tres
« on: Aug 19, 2013, 03:35:37 AM »
Yes, he said that.

Is that fb thing a reference to something?

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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: uno dos tres
« on: Aug 18, 2013, 03:13:51 AM »
I fingered an Armenian chick tonight.  She smelled like day old kebab and wouldn't let me hit it on the first date.  Her tits are ginormous though.  I didn't even ask what size but I'll post a pic later.

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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: uno dos tres
« on: Aug 18, 2013, 03:04:52 AM »
That was your reaction to my obama comment?

I wasn't even...ah well ok whatever.

Anyways, I don't know about you but the only thing faye knows about real life is how to get knocked up by a powet ranger.


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That's like saying someone is an undocumented car thief.

Did that amnesty bill die in the house yet?  I say we turn the country over to these clowns and watch the world burn.  All the civilized people can move to elysium.

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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: uno dos tres
« on: Aug 17, 2013, 04:40:02 PM »
Why didn uncle bama make dem dispeer like he sed he gone do?

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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: uno dos tres
« on: Aug 17, 2013, 04:27:57 AM »
It's high prose.  Only the academically initiated can comprehend it.   Where did you cretins matriculate again?  Oh yeah...

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You seem upset.  Did someone fart on you as well?

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So I'm lactose intolerant.  This doesn't really hurt me in any way but I could probably beat the devil in a farting contest.  I mean like I can never get to that point in a relationship where it's ok to fart on/around the girl.  It's just more than anyone can handle.

Anyways today I went into a restroom and ripped ass in there.  Then I came out and I see this guy who I'd bet everything in my wallet is here illegally open the door and then make a "ugh" face and quickly close the door shaking his head.  Then he looks at me and I tell him in english (which he probably didn't understand too well) "That's right buddy, drink in the deliciousness" and make wafting gestures towards him.  He just looks at me like he wants to do something but his squat out of shape form is no match for my tallest of the children of iluvatar killing machine. So he just looks away cause we both know this is the only outcome...http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=F_J90B3il38&t=39.

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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: uno dos tres
« on: Aug 14, 2013, 02:29:28 AM »
Enough! Can't you guys just stay on topic and list the people you're trying to fuck?!

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Was she torn a new butt hole or did her old butt hole become her vagina?  It can't be both...or can it?  It's Schrodinger's cooter.

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Not a cesarian, my mom cooter-pooped me out the old fashion way.
Did she get sutures? in other words did you break her hoohah?? because thats like my number one fear. When my grandma gave birth to my dad her hoohah broke open all the way to her butt. "when 2 become 1"

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUC CCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

oh god that can happen?!  ugh...

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