I keep myself company, apparently.



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For my brock sampson costume?

Do you know any cosplayers that have experience cutting wigs to make them look natural?  I need someone to cut my brock sampson wig down to size for supercon.


Also if you want to shave your head and go as dr venture don't be shy.

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I have one screen shot from it but can't wait to see the whole video.

Is this really how they're gonna market animated movies now?  I mean they actually have the voice actors appearing visually in the preview.  It's like they acknowledged that the movie has no chance in hell of success on its own merit to the point that they're all "LOOK! LOOK WHOSE IN THIS! OMFG! WE'VE GOT 4 FUNNY GUYZ! FOURRRRR LULZ! DONGS! BBQ!"

I'm playing poker with someone named Hussein al Hassani whose from Iraq apparently.  I kind of want to talk shit to him..."You folded faster than Baghdad!","What bunker was that ace hiding under?", etc.  But I won't cause he's probably just a regular guy that wants to play poker.

It was good except all the hand held will make you nauseous if you see it on the big screen.  2 members of my party vomited.

This review is OVER!

I'm about to submit my stuff to agencies and I need a monologue.  Right now I have Animal House-Otter in front of the judicial board.  But I need something else, something action hero...or villain.  Can you guys think of anything?

You bitches trying to undercut me? Watch me turn 6 next year!   

www.misterhollywood.tv

2 of my friends made this.  Post your opinions, or don't.

This is not a shock video so don't worry about being 2girls1cup'd or anything similar.

http://flash.neatmovies.com/video6156/Magic_Pussy

I'm trying to buy a new car and I were in this one area and every single dealership wants at least 10K for every car.  We're talking about 03 ford focus cars included.  The thing is they don't want to sell the cars outright they want to finance you with shit payments that enslave their fellow neighborhood fresh off the boat/border construction workers for the rest of their interest paying lives.  Then when said chump can't make the payment for whatever reason they repo it and resell it to another unsuspecting fool.  Whilst perusing these indentured servant mobiles this mexican chick kept looking at me.  It was like she'd never seen a white person before...in fact that's probably exactly what it was. They had to get us an interpreter at 2 of these places.  The only reason we were even in this area was because I found some cars that were too good to be true on vehix and lo and behold when we got there they were "already sold" all 5 of them...imagine that.

Its like I'm an elf here and this is the 4th age of man.  Most of my kind has left for the shining realm of manwe.  Some of the men still speak our ancient beautiful language but it has for the most part passed into antiquity.

She was hot and she said hi to me as I stepped in.  I said hi back and we kind of sat there with palatable sexual tension in the air for a few seconds.  Then the door opened on another floor and 2 french broads got on and stood near me.  And I was looking at the diplay that says what your floor your on but using my periph vision to see if hot girl was looking at me and she was and then I looked at her and she looked away embarrassed.  Then we got off and everyone exited to the lobby and as I went off towards the hotel elevators to the gym I did a quarter turn and looked back with the old periph and sure enough she was watching me.

I should've asked what her name was and if she lived in the building.  I could have gone for an A class jounin mission by asking her if she'd ever make out with a stranger in an elevator.  I think I've lost my mojo...again.  But I can't be too hard on myself at this point.  Right now this board constitutes 90% of all female contact I have other than my mother.

Oh and I also blew it with a girl that definitely wanted me to talk to her in my substitute teacher training class.  She was all smiles and winks but I did...nothing.  I think its time for you to find a new sensei D.  I am made of fail and ineptitude...

*Pirates theme starts to play softly*

But I will acquire a new car soon and with that car access to people.  I will rise up from the ashes and ride out to turn the tide of the cosmic battle in favor of misogyny once more!

*Pirates theme is louder now*

Be wary ye who serve the forces of sensitivity and caring! I come for thee!

*I draw my sword and the Pirates theme ends abruptly on a big crashing note and the screen goes instantly black*

*The title IDE: Vengeance Nocturnum fades onto the black screen in white text along with coming Dec. 2007*

I've never been in a room before to hear someone else audition for the same part as me.  And now that I have I've finally realized why people have been selecting me for their roles. Granted I don't know if this will hold up in LA but my highly technical theory thus far is "People suck at auditioning (and acting in general)".  That's right, they suck donkey balls.  It comes so naturally to me that I thought the same thing was true for everyone else.

http://www.chibipa.com/

But I don't have anyone to go with so I won't.