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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / hAppy Hangover 2006
« on: Jan 01, 2006, 03:41:06 PM »
Another year begins by staring into the crystal clear waters of the porcelain goddess.

I feel like 20 bucks.

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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Christmas Shopping 12/24
« on: Dec 24, 2005, 09:42:32 AM »
On this christmas eve I go out to buy presents.  Amongst throngs of cubans who fill me with resentment. The people del diablos I call them.  My strange "foreign" tongue is not understood in their forum.  I know hitler was wrong, but I feel with some surety.  Something must be done about their racist majority.  So, while out using my credit card to buy gifts.  I'll wonder "how did it come to this?"  When will they ever repeal these laws? That set foreign criminals free on our shores.   Still, I shall return victorious with presents for all.  Muttering under my breath about Miami's downfall.

 

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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / I'm Done!
« on: Dec 18, 2005, 08:36:12 PM »
I just finished a 16 page research study  literature review (something only someone in the field of academics can appreciate).  Now it's 9:30 in my deserted college town.  I'm living it up by posting on message boards while listening to the ghost busters theme song.

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Everyone of us could hit it.  at once. And without knowledge of one anothers presence.

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Do I want a digital camcorder? Do I want a DS? Do I want an Ipod? An Xbox360? Do I want a blackberry 2?

Think of technogadget type gifts for the 20 something male...

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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Cock Blocking
« on: Dec 09, 2005, 03:28:08 AM »
This is a question to all the ladies of the board.  Have you ever stopped your girl friend from banging out some guy just because he happens to ...actually that's too specific.  Have you ever stopped your friend (who obviously wanted some action) from banging out a...yeah a random guy...a hot random guy.

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3 birthdays so close together.

I guess march was a good month for some straight up fuckin.

Can ya picture it? Your dad slowly rubbing the head of his penis against your mother's moist labia?

No condoms.

Just skin to skin.

 

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