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Messages - Derrick

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5521
And penis-shaped heros?

5522
It was, but after the lava hit me, it became naturally hairless...








...and skinless. I need a special creme. :(

5523
Wow. Confucius say... insert lightsaber here.

5524
Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Thundercats are loose...
« on: Apr 27, 2005, 06:58:38 PM »
Gorgeous Smurf? I eradicated the smurfs because they didn't accep the new space Pope. I highly doubt any survived.

5525
Fresh and full of legallity. Doug better hurry.

5526
See, even the one more evil than me thinks you're whipped. And I choked Jawas.

5527
And Im saying somethings are better left unsaid. Especially when Lucas makes all his money from liscencing. Expect to see my Sith Skateboard in the movie. I will shred on the lil Jedi as they run.

5528
Then he will put Chewbacca back in to appease fans. I want to kill that damn Gungan so bad. I wonder if that thing on Bespin I used on Han Solo still exists...

5529
...you do that, and Lucas will digitally paint me back into his movies, using Hayden Christenson as the model.

5530
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I want to want to see that movie, but I just don't.  :(
Just buy the St*r WarzzZZ laser discs on EBay. Fuck Hayden Christenson.

5531
If only I could... it's too late for me, my son. Help me take this mask off, so I can see you with my own eyes.

5532
Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / My God
« on: Apr 27, 2005, 01:31:34 PM »
I've heard better lines from Jedi who couldn't act... and those lines were written by Bullfrog Lucas.

*breathes*

5533
aDam was on last night, but he feared the Dark side...

5534
If I had a face as ugly as Extra Zero, I'd cover myself up with a shiney black containment suit that made funny noises while I breathe.

Just to let you know, Obi Wan did this. Fucking Big Fish bastard.

5535
There can only be too. The master and the apprentice.

Wasn't Darth Nuriko supposed to die? Or do you want Lucas to digitally remove you and replace you with an Ewok?

5536
Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / My God
« on: Apr 27, 2005, 01:25:51 PM »
You should give in to the Dark Side.

5537
I am waiting for the new QBert, where he drives in a car and assassinates Jedi.

5538
Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / You guys post too much
« on: Apr 27, 2005, 01:24:36 PM »
*removes his Saber*

Sorry...

5539
Bah, that's to young for me. I like my women older, or my daughter. Dude, I'm so evil.

5540
...

*force Chokes Megatron*

5541
POWER OF... BAD ACTING!!!

5542
Fucking pussy.

5543
Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / My God
« on: Apr 27, 2005, 01:20:21 PM »
Because God doesn't like to be smoked by dirty Jamaicans.

5544
o.o

Fucking brilliant.

5545
Apology accepted... evil monkey.

5546
What is that? Are you misquoting me?

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