Thass the thing. He WON'T Drop out of it. He'll keep it so as to keep Dad off his ass about getting a job. BY TAKING MY JOB. My potential job. The Job I really want.

The point is getting his references to say he'd quit. Who gives a crap if it's true or not. The employer will just toss his app out when he hears that. And if they recommend you it'd be a big plus in your column. And if you don't know his references you could always make the call yourself if you really think Hobbytown is considering hiring him. And also just calling and going over there to ask about your application and let them know how much you want the job will go a long way. Then again it's not like I have a job so what's my advice worth?

If you know who he put as personal references on his application tell them that if Hobbytown calls they should say that he'd only be working that job until one he really wants comes up and that he dropped out recently so he might not be too reliable on a long-term basis. And then they could mention that his younger yet much more reliable brother also applied and really wants the job.

Looks like Evil Ernie

I got too many souls lying around now that I never use. And they're a bitch to keep clean. Mostly I just let the dog chew on them until i finally toss them in the incinerator. --God

I only remembered it cause my cousin and me were going to get something to eat and he got all mad and yelled "I want some pizza, nigga!" We were in a chinese restaurant at the time so it was rather confusing for everyone else around but extremely amusing to me.
And having your soul raped does sound pretty damn ultimate. Does he have like an ectoplasmic penis or something?    

Well you and your friends must be pretty cute. Cause nobody likes spending money on ugly chicks.

Your data suggest little or no automatic preference for Judaism relative to Other Religions

Dang, I was this close to qualifying as a neo-nazi.

It's just that he invited me and I expect a guy to pay for the first date.

I agree he should pay since he invited you.

But the guy should always pay for the first date? What's that about? Too many girls will go out with you just for a free night out when they have no intention of going out with you again or even returning your phone calls. I'll pay for my dinner and you pay for yours thank you very much. Then again nobody ever dates me so it never comes up anyway.

Of course I have a VCR but as it's recording capabilities are shoddy at best I must devote it solely to videotaping non-copy protected pr0n that I rent. I'm already running out of video tapes and I have a drawer full of 8-hour tapes. I must buy more, the pr0n archive must be preserved for future generations.

And I don't have cable right now either. Ever since Comcast caught us. We would've started stealing it again but the guy who was gonna hook it up for us kept trying to talk me into having sex with him. It would've been funny if it wasn't so frightening disgusting.

I didn't have a VCR for a long while too. Last one got stolen. I figured since he had a knife I wouldn't put up much of a fight. Wouldn't want to get my throat slit over a damn VCR. That's what happens when your house is pretty much a crack den.

Did you see the episode of King of the Hill where everyone thought Hank was a racist and he took an online test that proved it? I found the test and there's a ton more with it.

Find out what social prejudices you have the fun way with Harvard's Implicit Association Tests. https://implicit.harvard.edu/implicit/demo/selectatest.html


I took the Race and Sexuality tests. Results:
Your data suggest a slight automatic preference for White relative to Black

Your data suggest a slight automatic preference for STRAIGHT PEOPLE relative to GAY PEOPLE

Well it got one out of two right. LOL    

I didn't hate American Dad. I mean come on ya can't beat bum fights. But it's not that good.

Family Guy is the indisputable greatest piece of entertainment mankind has ever produced in my mind. But they need to move the time cause I have to watch the last three episodes of Desperate Housewives. Damn my Tivolessness!

Have you tried doing  system restore to some time before all this started?

Planeteer? That's like a banana right?

I seriously used to love that show. I still can't bring myself to litter for fear that the giant Whoopi Goldberg goddess will stomp me flat. Wasn't Maati from one of them camel countries?

Besides everyone knows all ThunderCats are bisexual. I think it's in the theme song. "ThunderCats are on the loose. And they swing both ways. Da da da da, tra la la." oh I forget but something like that.

Mumm-Ra too. Am I the only one who thought his Mighty Mumm-Ra form looked like a zombie drag queen? He's like an undead RuPaul.

Speaking of which. Why am I the Bride of Pacman? And how can I change that immediately?